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<raptop>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You taunt kmath. You can't prove you aren't a chatbot.
<raptop>
oh no
<Az>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You decide to speed up the refueling process by mining corium instead of regolith. Internet Explorer pops up invasive adverts across your screen and viruses invade your system before you can complete your mission.
<Az>
Not possible :) Linux doesn't run IE :P
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<raptop>
not with that attitude, anyway
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<Althego>
use the lart
<raptop>
Also, wow, that outcome predates Edge
<Althego>
what was it?
<raptop>
21:59:01 < Az> !mission
<raptop>
21:59:01 < LunchBot> You decide to speed up the refueling process by mining corium instead of regolith. Internet Explorer pops up invasive adverts across your screen and viruses invade your system before you can complete your mission.
<raptop>
21:59:32 < Az> Not possible :) Linux doesn't run IE :P
<raptop>
22:18:07 <@raptop> not with that attitude, anyway
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<Eddi|zuHause>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You try to think of more atrocious but mathematically-sound unit conversions. It...seems to work, so far. Well done!
<Eddi|zuHause>
that sounds like me, yes.
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<Mat2ch>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You discover all your contracts require unobtanium. Cosmic rays strike your eyeballs almost constantly, preventing you from seeing what actually happened.
<Mat2ch>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You ask a model rocketeer to send a compass up in that rocket of theirs. You can see the nail heads holding the wooden framework together. Very sloppy workmanship, actually.
<Mat2ch>
sadly it has too many parts for KSP and we have no winches :|
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<Eddi|zuHause>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You hold a nuclear warhead to your eye. The Kraken tires of attacking and decides to defend instead.
<Mat2ch>
So the Kraken is afraid of nuclear warheads?
<Eddi|zuHause>
we could use that information against him
<darsie>
or her
<FLHerne>
;outcome add As often happens on clear nights, the stars seem now to be in perspective, now on a plane; now piled tier beyond tier into the infinite heavens, now concealing infinity, a roof limiting for ever the visions of Kerbals.
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: As often happens on clear nights, the stars seem now to be in perspective, now on a plane; now piled tier beyond tier into the infinite heavens, now concealing infinity, a roof limiting for ever the visions of Kerbals.
<Althego>
it was over 30 km/h when they lost the connection in the simulation
<Mat2ch>
yeah, still no update means they are really counting the pieces.
<Mat2ch>
Still nothing
<Eddi|zuHause>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You spell and pronounce "nuclear" as "nukular." Beware the Mice of Jool.
<Eddi|zuHause>
scary.
<Althego>
biker mice from mars
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<raptop>
nukular mice from jool
<Mat2ch>
!mission
<LunchBot>
Following UmbralRaptop's advice, you switch from CSV to FITS for storing your tabular data. Bob shows you how well he can play Wonderwall on guitar.
<raptop>
Bob: we're trying to improve data storage here!
<Mat2ch>
!mission add You strap Bobs guitar to a booster and send it to Eve.
<LunchBot>
Added mission: You strap Bobs guitar to a booster and send it to Eve.
<Eddi|zuHause>
would also better fit as an outcome :)
<Eddi|zuHause>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You add tzatziki sauce to the reaction wheels. The Kraken dines upon you.
<raptop>
nice
<Eddi|zuHause>
extra tasty
<Eddi|zuHause>
!outcome add You find yourself handcuffed in the back of a police car.
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: You find yourself handcuffed in the back of a police car.
<Eddi|zuHause>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You swap the canteen coffee with mystery goo. This causes an unusual expression.
<Eddi|zuHause>
why does that remind me of the scene where Data tests his emotion chip and goes to 10 forward?
<raptop>
heh
<Althego>
and hates it
<Althego>
and asks for more
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<Eddi|zuHause>
yes, that's the one
<Althego>
;mission add You experiment with explodium powered rockets.
<LunchBot>
Added mission: You experiment with explodium powered rockets.
<raptop>
!choose explodium|cordium
<LunchBot>
explodium
<Eddi|zuHause>
!outcome add Despite all the explosions, the mission is deemed a success.
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: Despite all the explosions, the mission is deemed a success.
<Eddi|zuHause>
!mission
<LunchBot>
Bill undergoes a freakish, Cronenbergian metamorphosis. Boom for the boom god!
<XXCoder>
Bill is a boom god now I guess
<XXCoder>
;mission
<LunchBot>
You say "whelp" and slap your knees. It is time to go. You discover that you *weren't* in a simulation after all. All those things you did 'without consequences' have consequences.
<XXCoder>
uhoh I wonder what conquences was
<XXCoder>
I guess it depends on what I did while "simming"
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<Eddi|zuHause>
"simming" sounds kinda dirty
<Mat2ch>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You create a Keter-class object. You find yourself banned from #kspmodders.
<Mat2ch>
They don't seem to like anomalies.
<Mat2ch>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You start kerraforming Duna by placing a composting toilet there. The Kraken tires of attacking and decides to defend instead.
<Mat2ch>
The Kraken doesn't like nuclear warheads and, uhm, biological weapons...
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<Azander>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You spend weeks waiting for that one mod to update. You accidentally destroy Carthago and make Cato proud.
<Azander>
Must have used that composting Toilet
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<XXCoder>
hah so fun missions
<Azander>
they do make my day brighter
<Azander>
Bot elsewhere spoutes one liners: <Gryphon> The young know the rules, the old know the exceptions.
<Azander>
there are some real crazy one in there
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