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<Azander> !mission
<LunchBot> You've opted to use PVC instead of bamboo for your Bang Fai nozzle. You give a TED talk on your exploits.
<raptop> sure, I guess
<Azander> looks like I got bamboozled
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<FLHerne> ;mission add Bill installs a TV so large it clips through the walls.
<LunchBot> Added mission: Bill installs a TV so large it clips through the walls.
<XXCoder> hah
<XXCoder> ;mission
<LunchBot> You build a craft for the stated purpose of outrunning its own mass. Fission Mailed.
<XXCoder> interesting. lol
<Izzy> ah yes
<Izzy> the mass of the ship is in the mail
<Althego> anywya if spin could separate from mass, maybe you can do that :)
<Izzy> the crew just have to move faster than the postal system
<Althego> yes i watched this
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<Mat2ch> !mission
<LunchBot> You add tzatziki sauce to the reaction wheels. you get bored of the situation and have some lunch.
<Mat2ch> !outcome fixup s/you get bored of the/You ge bored of the/
<LunchBot> New text is: You ge bored of the situation and have some lunch.
<Mat2ch> !outcome fixup s/You ge bored of the/You get bored of the/
<LunchBot> New text is: You get bored of the situation and have some lunch.
<Mat2ch> not tzatziki though
* Mat2ch is waiting for the pan the heat up
<Althego> ah reaction wheels. as in gyros
<Mat2ch> hehe
<Mat2ch> what a bad joke :D
<Mat2ch> !mission
<LunchBot> You establish a Munbase. The only transmissions you can receive are the words "john madden" repeated over and over again. You get nothing! You lose! Good day, sir!
<Mat2ch> I'm puzzled.
<Althego> from which sentence is it the outcome?
<packbart> with added emphasis :) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ymPpIzaanhY
<Althego> yes but who is john madden
<packbart> a sports commentator who apparently made it into a Moonbase Alpha game meme
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<packbart> amazing chat capabilities https://youtu.be/1B488z1MmaA
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<Mat2ch> The amount of autotune killed my ears.
<packbart> hm. is it really autotune when the voice is synthesized from text input? :)
<Mat2ch> Good question
<packbart> I never knew NASA published a multiplayer game. It still has "Very Positive" reviews on Steam
<packbart> although the top reviews are "john madden" and "uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu"
<packbart> !mission
<LunchBot> You make your choice between science and chocolate labs. Icefire explodes, emitting all kinds of deadly kmaths.
<packbart> I should have gone with the chocolate...
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<packbart> !choice science|chocolate
<packbart> hm. how did that work
<packbart> !choose science|chocolate
<LunchBot> science
<Mat2ch> Bad choice.
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<FLHerne> ;outco
<raptop> ;mission
<LunchBot> You ask someone what is their K/D on KSP. The explosion is so large even suclearnub's parents believe it's real.
<Mat2ch> Now it's at least +1 higher...
<Mat2ch> !mission
<LunchBot> The original mission plan is unworkable. Your efforts to save Jeb exceed the bounds of reason. Your interplanetary program ends with all kerbals being replaced with imposters.
<Mat2ch> I don't have to save Jeb, if Jeb is an imposter. Win-win!
<packbart> you had to staff the astronaut complex with imposters to avoid questions
<packbart> None of our Kerbals are stranded on far away planets. They are all here, look!
<raptop> I mean, you could always run a regex on your save file and replace "Kerman" with "Impostor"
<raptop> Imposter?
<raptop> spelling hard
* raptop pokes the english language with a stick
<sandbox> I would've gone with imposter
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<Guest08725> Hello, I'd like to know how much science does precise engineering costs in the science tree
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<raptop> blink
<raptop> I guess Guest08725 will either find the wiki or never know
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<Mat2ch> People used to be more patient.
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<FLHerne> ;outcome add The aspect ratio changes ominously.
<LunchBot> Added outcome: The aspect ratio changes ominously.
<FLHerne> tbf, that's been happening for the whole Eternal September
<FLHerne> raptop: 'impostor' is normal in BrEng, I'd consider 'imposter' wrong
<Mat2ch> Both are correct.
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<FLHerne> regional differences are fun
<FLHerne> ;mission add You really put *everything* on a bagel.
<LunchBot> Added mission: You really put *everything* on a bagel.
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<Azander> !mission
<LunchBot> You try to verify if the Sega Genesis has blast processing. BadRocketsCo complains about the mission spam.
<Azander> hehehe
<Mat2ch> !mission
<LunchBot> You attempt to improve on kraken drives by replacing the ladders with frustums and RF sources. Stop, what with the killing, and the laughter, already!
<Eddi|zuHause> nothing will ever stop the kraken
<Eddi|zuHause> !mission
<LunchBot> You violate all three laws of thermodynamics at the same time. Nothing more hard exists in the universe.
<Eddi|zuHause> i'm sorry...
<Mat2ch> Uh, I saw something yesterday about a quantum thing that violates the second thermodynamic law...
<Eddi|zuHause> did they make a patent on the resulting perpetuum mobile yet?
<Mat2ch> no, because it's not creating any energy
<Mat2ch> They just (at least apparently) managed to convert heat without losses into movement
<Mat2ch> lemme find it again
<Mat2ch> "A deep understanding of radiative heat transfer provides new mechanisms to extract this heat, and therefore, to design more efficient cooling technologies."
<Mat2ch> That's also the first thing I thought :D
<Mat2ch> Just move the energy somewhere
<Mat2ch> and it's not motion but with the motion they control the heat transfer
<Mat2ch> No more heatpipes! ;)
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