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<raptop> !choose worm|meatball|wormball|meatworm
<LunchBot> meatball
<raptop> that is far too reasonable, LunchBot
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<raptop> !mission
<LunchBot> You help a newbie in #KSPOfficial. Meanwhile, someone is _wrong_ on the IRC. Your program seems to be working fine, and then it tries to display a string that should say “Hello world,” but instead it prints “#a[5]:3!” or another syntactically correct Perl script.
<raptop> If I drop a cat on a keyboard, what's the probability of gettinga syntactically correct Perl script? 30%?
<Althego> i think there was a paper for randomly generated strings
<raptop> lol
<raptop> (...I'm not sure what to search for to find it)
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<Funkenstein> ;mission
<LunchBot> You build a rocket of unusual size. You accidentally unleash kOS-powered self-replicators on Kerbin.
<Althego> was it a small or a big rocket?
<XXCoder> the answer is of course yes
<XXCoder> rocket made from trillions of tiny rockets
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<KrazyKrl> ;outcome add The resultant expanding gas cloud caused synesthesia in the affected life forms.
<LunchBot> Added outcome: The resultant expanding gas cloud caused synesthesia in the affected life forms.
<KrazyKrl> ;outcome add The faint polka music emitted was heard by everyone in the observable universe.
<LunchBot> Added outcome: The faint polka music emitted was heard by everyone in the observable universe.
<KrazyKrl> ;mission add You send letters to the UN in an attempt to change the word "spacetime" to the word "meatspace."
<LunchBot> Added mission: You send letters to the UN in an attempt to change the word "spacetime" to the word "meatspace."
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<Funkenstein> ;outcome add Cousin Lorbish photosynthesizes.
<LunchBot> Added outcome: Cousin Lorbish photosynthesizes.
<Funkenstein> ;mission
<LunchBot> You attempt to delete kmath database. You catastrophically disassemble.
<Funkenstein> ;mission
<LunchBot> You launch a mission to redirect and/or destroy asteroid B612. It was inevitable.
<Funkenstein> ;nextlunch
<LunchBot> Jacket potato with beans.
<Funkenstein> -_-
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<KrazyKrl> ;outcome add As punishment, someone created a time machine so they could prevent the invention of bacon.
<LunchBot> Added outcome: As punishment, someone created a time machine so they could prevent the invention of bacon.
<Althego> the bacon is inevitable
<Althego> no timeline without it
<Mat2ch> !mission
<LunchBot> You equip your craft with a bigger meatsink. Bliss has never seemed more unattainable.
<KrazyKrl> ;outcome Geneva checklist
<LunchBot> No outcome found matching "Geneva checklist".
<KrazyKrl> ;outcome add You cross another entry off of the Geneva checklist.
<LunchBot> Added outcome: You cross another entry off of the Geneva checklist.
<KrazyKrl> ;outcome add You somehow succeed due to the sheer power of irony.
<LunchBot> Added outcome: You somehow succeed due to the sheer power of irony.
<Althego> ;outcome add You fail the Voight-Kampff test.
<LunchBot> Added outcome: You fail the Voight-Kampff test.
<packbart> that test is overrated and doesn't mean anything
<KrazyKrl> ;outcome add Congratulations on committing the first Super-Felony!
<LunchBot> Added outcome: Congratulations on committing the first Super-Felony!
<KrazyKrl> ;mission
<LunchBot> You try to find proof of the multiverse. As a result of a clerical error, Jebediah becomes the next pope.
<KrazyKrl> ;mission add You attempt to use Secret Sauce as your oxidizer.
<LunchBot> Added mission: You attempt to use Secret Sauce as your oxidizer.
<KrazyKrl> ;outcome add All affected parties end up noticeably moistened.
<LunchBot> Added outcome: All affected parties end up noticeably moistened.
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<KrazyKrl> ;outcome add A small confetti explosion happens due to buffoonery function collapse.
<LunchBot> Added outcome: A small confetti explosion happens due to buffoonery function collapse.
<KrazyKrl> ;mission add You design and build a bagel museum.
<LunchBot> Added mission: You design and build a bagel museum.
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<KrazyKrl> ;mission add You vary your turbopump's speed in an attempt to play Lux Aeterna.
<LunchBot> Added mission: You vary your turbopump's speed in an attempt to play Lux Aeterna.
<KrazyKrl> ;mission add You start referring to your rocket's wet mass as "pre cooked."
<LunchBot> Added mission: You start referring to your rocket's wet mass as "pre cooked."
<Eddi|zuHause> !mission
<LunchBot> You outsource the assembly of your rockets to Australia. This might return enough science data for you to invent the ladder.
<Althego> hehe
<Althego> australia
<Althego> science!
<Eddi|zuHause> the results justify the means
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<raptop> It sure is weird that kerbal wheels are derived from turbopumps...
<Althego> what is the ladder derived from then?
<raptop> Unsure, possibly handholds on the exteriors of capsules
<KrazyKrl> ;mission
<LunchBot> There's a kerman with a gun over there... You are forced to atone for your crimes against Physics, kerbalkind, and The Kraken.
<KrazyKrl> ;result guessidie
<KrazyKrl> ;outcome guessidie
<LunchBot> No outcome found matching "guessidie".
<raptop> I guess a kerbal got fed up with you
<Mat2ch> !mission
<LunchBot> You find the petrified Philosopher's Cactus. Eve is so darn purple.
<Mat2ch> That's what the Cactus said.
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<KrazyKrl> ;mission
<LunchBot> You analyze Jool's atmosphere to determine if it contains mystery and/or green goo. You're not sure why you expected there to be any survivors.
<raptop> F
<Althego> hehe
<Althego> must have been the high pressure
<KrazyKrl> ;mission add You risk a jail sentence while attempting to break the laws of gravity.
<LunchBot> Added mission: You risk a jail sentence while attempting to break the laws of gravity.
<KrazyKrl> ;mission add Your spacecraft has been hazardously a-plated due to a typo while installing its heatshields.
<LunchBot> Added mission: Your spacecraft has been hazardously a-plated due to a typo while installing its heatshields.
<KrazyKrl> ;mission
<LunchBot> You attempt to push Jool into the Fulton Gap to increase the amount of land for Kerbals to live on. And everyone was run over by a space bus driven by the kraken.
<raptop> The mission part is 100% my fault
<raptop> (incidentally, you should google Fulton Gap, it's a neat bit of exoplanet stuff)
<cringe> ISS Urine Tanke Level: 64%
<raptop> guess it's time to do some processing
<Althego> hehe
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<ESkilton> Learn all about Richard Simmons getting dateraped by Regina native Edna Skilton! https://pastes.io/3zb8ipyqbv
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<raptop> been a while since we had someone do that sort of spamming
<FLHerne> :mission add Inspired by the spinny disk thing used in turbopumps, Wernher invents the "wheel". It's a genius device to travel on the surface without exploding!
<LunchBot> Added mission: Inspired by the spinny disk thing used in turbopumps, Wernher invents the "wheel". It's a genius device to travel on the surface without exploding!
<raptop> heh
<FLHerne> ;mission fixup s/a genius/an ingenious/
<LunchBot> New text is: Inspired by the spinny disk thing used in turbopumps, Wernher invents the "wheel". It's an ingenious device to travel on the surface without exploding!
<raptop> alternatively, kerbals could call "wheels" something like "translation wheels" to distinguish them from the more common (reaction) wheels
<FLHerne> ;mission fixup s/exploding/exploding so often/
<LunchBot> New text is: Inspired by the spinny disk thing used in turbopumps, Wernher invents the "wheel". It's an ingenious device to travel on the surface without exploding so often!
<FLHerne> the original version was a bit misleading, given the low TRL of all KSP wheels
<raptop> hah
<FLHerne> :mission add Inspired by the spinny disk thing used in reaction wheels and turbopumps, Wernher invents the "translation wheel". It's a genius device to travel on the surface without exploding!
<LunchBot> Added mission: Inspired by the spinny disk thing used in reaction wheels and turbopumps, Wernher invents the "translation wheel". It's a genius device to travel on the surface without exploding!
<FLHerne> hm
<FLHerne> oops
<FLHerne> (fixed in PM to avoid further spam)
<FLHerne> ;mission self-evident
<LunchBot> You hold these truths to be self-evident, that all Kerbals (except the orange-suits) are created equal, that they are doomed by their Creator to certain inescapable fates, that among these are Fire, Gravity and that thing where the wheels go haywire.
<FLHerne> (hit it by accident; I think that's my single greatest addition to the bot)
<raptop> it's an extremely good mission
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<raptop> !mission
<LunchBot> In effort to curb embezzlement, you spend all your funds to convert SolidFuel to FOOF. This is widely considered to be a bad move.
<raptop> that's unnreasably sane
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<KrazyKrl> ;mission
<LunchBot> You present an Erinaceinae with a dilemma. KSP in a nutshell.
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<Az> !mission
<LunchBot> In an attempt to save money on fuel you fit fuel lines from your engines to your tanks. kmath stares at you.
<raptop> you know you've messed up when a dead bot is annoyed with you