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<raptop>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You help a newbie in #KSPOfficial. Meanwhile, someone is _wrong_ on the IRC. Your program seems to be working fine, and then it tries to display a string that should say “Hello world,” but instead it prints “#a[5]:3!” or another syntactically correct Perl script.
<raptop>
If I drop a cat on a keyboard, what's the probability of gettinga syntactically correct Perl script? 30%?
<Althego>
i think there was a paper for randomly generated strings
<raptop>
lol
<raptop>
(...I'm not sure what to search for to find it)
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<Funkenstein>
;mission
<LunchBot>
You build a rocket of unusual size. You accidentally unleash kOS-powered self-replicators on Kerbin.
<Althego>
was it a small or a big rocket?
<XXCoder>
the answer is of course yes
<XXCoder>
rocket made from trillions of tiny rockets
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<KrazyKrl>
;outcome add The resultant expanding gas cloud caused synesthesia in the affected life forms.
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: The resultant expanding gas cloud caused synesthesia in the affected life forms.
<KrazyKrl>
;outcome add The faint polka music emitted was heard by everyone in the observable universe.
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: The faint polka music emitted was heard by everyone in the observable universe.
<KrazyKrl>
;mission add You send letters to the UN in an attempt to change the word "spacetime" to the word "meatspace."
<LunchBot>
Added mission: You send letters to the UN in an attempt to change the word "spacetime" to the word "meatspace."
<LunchBot>
You attempt to delete kmath database. You catastrophically disassemble.
<Funkenstein>
;mission
<LunchBot>
You launch a mission to redirect and/or destroy asteroid B612. It was inevitable.
<Funkenstein>
;nextlunch
<LunchBot>
Jacket potato with beans.
<Funkenstein>
-_-
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<KrazyKrl>
;outcome add As punishment, someone created a time machine so they could prevent the invention of bacon.
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: As punishment, someone created a time machine so they could prevent the invention of bacon.
<Althego>
the bacon is inevitable
<Althego>
no timeline without it
<Mat2ch>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You equip your craft with a bigger meatsink. Bliss has never seemed more unattainable.
<KrazyKrl>
;outcome Geneva checklist
<LunchBot>
No outcome found matching "Geneva checklist".
<KrazyKrl>
;outcome add You cross another entry off of the Geneva checklist.
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: You cross another entry off of the Geneva checklist.
<KrazyKrl>
;outcome add You somehow succeed due to the sheer power of irony.
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: You somehow succeed due to the sheer power of irony.
<Althego>
;outcome add You fail the Voight-Kampff test.
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: You fail the Voight-Kampff test.
<packbart>
that test is overrated and doesn't mean anything
<KrazyKrl>
;outcome add Congratulations on committing the first Super-Felony!
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: Congratulations on committing the first Super-Felony!
<KrazyKrl>
;mission
<LunchBot>
You try to find proof of the multiverse. As a result of a clerical error, Jebediah becomes the next pope.
<KrazyKrl>
;mission add You attempt to use Secret Sauce as your oxidizer.
<LunchBot>
Added mission: You attempt to use Secret Sauce as your oxidizer.
<KrazyKrl>
;outcome add All affected parties end up noticeably moistened.
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: All affected parties end up noticeably moistened.
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<KrazyKrl>
;outcome add A small confetti explosion happens due to buffoonery function collapse.
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: A small confetti explosion happens due to buffoonery function collapse.
<KrazyKrl>
;mission add You design and build a bagel museum.
<LunchBot>
Added mission: You design and build a bagel museum.
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<KrazyKrl>
;mission add You vary your turbopump's speed in an attempt to play Lux Aeterna.
<LunchBot>
Added mission: You vary your turbopump's speed in an attempt to play Lux Aeterna.
<KrazyKrl>
;mission add You start referring to your rocket's wet mass as "pre cooked."
<LunchBot>
Added mission: You start referring to your rocket's wet mass as "pre cooked."
<Eddi|zuHause>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You outsource the assembly of your rockets to Australia. This might return enough science data for you to invent the ladder.
<Althego>
hehe
<Althego>
australia
<Althego>
science!
<Eddi|zuHause>
the results justify the means
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<raptop>
It sure is weird that kerbal wheels are derived from turbopumps...
<Althego>
what is the ladder derived from then?
<raptop>
Unsure, possibly handholds on the exteriors of capsules
<KrazyKrl>
;mission
<LunchBot>
There's a kerman with a gun over there... You are forced to atone for your crimes against Physics, kerbalkind, and The Kraken.
<KrazyKrl>
;result guessidie
<KrazyKrl>
;outcome guessidie
<LunchBot>
No outcome found matching "guessidie".
<raptop>
I guess a kerbal got fed up with you
<Mat2ch>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You find the petrified Philosopher's Cactus. Eve is so darn purple.
<Mat2ch>
That's what the Cactus said.
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<KrazyKrl>
;mission
<LunchBot>
You analyze Jool's atmosphere to determine if it contains mystery and/or green goo. You're not sure why you expected there to be any survivors.
<raptop>
F
<Althego>
hehe
<Althego>
must have been the high pressure
<KrazyKrl>
;mission add You risk a jail sentence while attempting to break the laws of gravity.
<LunchBot>
Added mission: You risk a jail sentence while attempting to break the laws of gravity.
<KrazyKrl>
;mission add Your spacecraft has been hazardously a-plated due to a typo while installing its heatshields.
<LunchBot>
Added mission: Your spacecraft has been hazardously a-plated due to a typo while installing its heatshields.
<KrazyKrl>
;mission
<LunchBot>
You attempt to push Jool into the Fulton Gap to increase the amount of land for Kerbals to live on. And everyone was run over by a space bus driven by the kraken.
<raptop>
The mission part is 100% my fault
<raptop>
(incidentally, you should google Fulton Gap, it's a neat bit of exoplanet stuff)
<cringe>
ISS Urine Tanke Level: 64%
<raptop>
guess it's time to do some processing
<Althego>
hehe
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<ESkilton>
Learn all about Richard Simmons getting dateraped by Regina native Edna Skilton! https://pastes.io/3zb8ipyqbv
ESkilton was banned on #KSPOfficial by raptop [*!*ESkilton@149.19.169.*]
ESkilton was kicked from #KSPOfficial by raptop [ESkilton]
<raptop>
been a while since we had someone do that sort of spamming
<FLHerne>
:mission add Inspired by the spinny disk thing used in turbopumps, Wernher invents the "wheel". It's a genius device to travel on the surface without exploding!
<LunchBot>
Added mission: Inspired by the spinny disk thing used in turbopumps, Wernher invents the "wheel". It's a genius device to travel on the surface without exploding!
<raptop>
heh
<FLHerne>
;mission fixup s/a genius/an ingenious/
<LunchBot>
New text is: Inspired by the spinny disk thing used in turbopumps, Wernher invents the "wheel". It's an ingenious device to travel on the surface without exploding!
<raptop>
alternatively, kerbals could call "wheels" something like "translation wheels" to distinguish them from the more common (reaction) wheels
<FLHerne>
;mission fixup s/exploding/exploding so often/
<LunchBot>
New text is: Inspired by the spinny disk thing used in turbopumps, Wernher invents the "wheel". It's an ingenious device to travel on the surface without exploding so often!
<FLHerne>
the original version was a bit misleading, given the low TRL of all KSP wheels
<raptop>
hah
<FLHerne>
:mission add Inspired by the spinny disk thing used in reaction wheels and turbopumps, Wernher invents the "translation wheel". It's a genius device to travel on the surface without exploding!
<LunchBot>
Added mission: Inspired by the spinny disk thing used in reaction wheels and turbopumps, Wernher invents the "translation wheel". It's a genius device to travel on the surface without exploding!
<FLHerne>
hm
<FLHerne>
oops
<FLHerne>
(fixed in PM to avoid further spam)
<FLHerne>
;mission self-evident
<LunchBot>
You hold these truths to be self-evident, that all Kerbals (except the orange-suits) are created equal, that they are doomed by their Creator to certain inescapable fates, that among these are Fire, Gravity and that thing where the wheels go haywire.
<FLHerne>
(hit it by accident; I think that's my single greatest addition to the bot)
<raptop>
it's an extremely good mission
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<raptop>
!mission
<LunchBot>
In effort to curb embezzlement, you spend all your funds to convert SolidFuel to FOOF. This is widely considered to be a bad move.
<raptop>
that's unnreasably sane
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<KrazyKrl>
;mission
<LunchBot>
You present an Erinaceinae with a dilemma. KSP in a nutshell.
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<Az>
!mission
<LunchBot>
In an attempt to save money on fuel you fit fuel lines from your engines to your tanks. kmath stares at you.
<raptop>
you know you've messed up when a dead bot is annoyed with you