<LunchBot>
You attempt to improve on kraken drives by replacing the ladders with frustums and RF sources. You succeed catastrophically.
<XXCoder>
yayowch
<FLHerne>
;mission add Adding one more spherical tank to your booster triggers the Sausage Catastrophe.
<LunchBot>
Added mission: Adding one more spherical tank to your booster triggers the Sausage Catastrophe.
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<FLHerne>
(according to raptop this can really happen)
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<Eddi|zuHause>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You attempt to sue Jebediah Kerman. And it was full of stars!
<Eddi|zuHause>
sounds like a success?
<XXCoder>
wow so many famous people become jury??
<XXCoder>
;mission
<LunchBot>
You adopt the Korolev Cross as a religious symbol. Ted explodes, emitting all kinds of Tedly radiation.
<XXCoder>
Ted must have been a devil
<sandbox>
;mission
<LunchBot>
You resolve to rescue all the kerbals you've stranded. De-do-do-do, De-da-da-da, that's all I want to say to you.
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<darsie>
1338
<Mat2ch>
heh
<Eddi|zuHause>
!mission
<LunchBot>
It's Jebbin' time! The Sphinx of black quartz harshly judges your vow.
<Eddi|zuHause>
sounds... also... like a success?
<Mat2ch>
But you got harshly judged!
<Mat2ch>
!mission
<LunchBot>
Your mission plan uses the sun as a heat shield for entering Eve's atmosphere. You wake the Captain when the hurricane becomes sapient and grows missile pods.
<Eddi|zuHause>
i might want some of whatever you were taking :p
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<raptop>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You search the cosmos for answers to all of your questions. Your scientists dig up the black hole and it eats you.
<raptop>
Guess we should have payed attention to that message and system of messages
<Azander>
yeah :/
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<Azander>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You upgrade your spacecraft control to be entirely keyboard-based. You cause cancer in mice under laboratory conditions.
<Azander>
must be my iridiating personality :P
<raptop>
Everything causes cancer in mice, even clever control schemes
<raptop>
(poor mice)
<FLHerne>
presumably unoriginal showerthought: it
<FLHerne>
's strange how the Egyptian pyramid seal-breakers' curse legend is so close to what you'd expect from ignoring those nuclear waste warnings
<FLHerne>
despite predating the concept being thought of
<FLHerne>
prise open huge and vastly-expensive structure clearly not to be opened, ignoring inscriptions warning of a curse on those who open it, and die a year or two later of mysterious non-specific illness
<FLHerne>
*clearly built
<raptop>
silly idea: there was waste storage, but the pyramids were breached and looted before the end of the New Kingdom