<LunchBot>
You experiment with negative spring constants as a method of propulsion. You fail the Voight-Kampff test.
<raptop>
the turtle flipped itself!
<Althego>
hehe
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<Eddi|zuHause>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You set out to land on every planet and return home safely - in one launch. You successfully test rocket the fire.
<Eddi|zuHause>
a success is a success
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<darsie>
One launch? Like take off from Kerbin just once and launch on every planet?
<darsie>
idk how to land on Jool.
<Althego>
cant land on jool in the current version
<FLHerne>
oh well, load up 0.18
<FLHerne>
of course that leaves you with no ISRU so it's still quite hard
<Mat2ch>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You design an airship capable of floating in Eve's atmosphere. You have been plagued with Null Reference Exceptions.
<Mat2ch>
That.
<Mat2ch>
That is Eve in a nutshell.
<Althego>
hehe
<Mat2ch>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You force a game engine that was intended for casual iOS games to run a space sim. We will be consumed by their trajectorial instability!
<Althego>
in eve online 2 kinds of t2 ammo are called null and void :)
<Mat2ch>
that looks like fun when debugging...
<Eddi|zuHause>
i thought these missions were supposed to be fictional :p
<Eddi|zuHause>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You purchase some trampolines from Дмитрий Рогозин. You accidentally destroy Carthago and make Cato proud.
<Eddi|zuHause>
that dimitry guy sells the best trampolines, i swear!
<Althego>
not anymore
<Althego>
On 15 July 2022 Rogozin was dismissed from the position of the head of Roscosmos, former Vice Prime Minister Yury Borisov was appointed as his successor.[
<Eddi|zuHause>
i think i heard about that... wasn't he "promoted" out or something?
<Althego>
and then almost unalived near frontlines
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<Eddi|zuHause>
that can happen if you make a war
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<KrazyKrl>
;mission geneva checklist
<LunchBot>
No mission found matching "geneva checklist".
<KrazyKrl>
;mission add You fill in the last checkbox on the Geneva Checklist.
<LunchBot>
Added mission: You fill in the last checkbox on the Geneva Checklist.
<KrazyKrl>
;mission
<LunchBot>
You attempt to put up a satellite to supply Kerbalnet access to Duna. Jeb contracts tetanus.
<KrazyKrl>
i mean, it's red for a reason; right?
<Althego>
rusty
<KrazyKrl>
;mission add You visit "The Duna Junkyard and Tetanus Emporium."
<LunchBot>
Added mission: You visit "The Duna Junkyard and Tetanus Emporium."
<Mat2ch>
You could've done it remotely as well!
<Mat2ch>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You decide to determine whether ClF3 or FOOF is the better oxidizer. Gene Kerman adds your picture to the Wall Of Shame in R&D.
<Mat2ch>
hey
<Mat2ch>
why?
<Althego>
better lol. if i knew somethin like that is within 100 meters i would run
<SporkWitch>
you'd wait for it to be that close? lol
<LunchBot>
No mission found matching "thioacetone".
<KrazyKrl>
;mission add You experiment with the propellant additive Thioacetone.
<LunchBot>
Added mission: You experiment with the propellant additive Thioacetone.
<KrazyKrl>
spicy exhaust.
<Eddi|zuHause>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You imagine six impossible things before breakfast. A random graysuit falls into the ocean east of KSC at 150 m/s.
<Eddi|zuHause>
that was pretty impossible...
<Althego>
note that chlorine trifluoride is so dangerous even the nazis gave up on using it
<KrazyKrl>
Add 1 spicy atom to another 3 spicy atoms; what could go wrong?
<darsie>
We progressed far beyond Nazi tech.
<Althego>
!mission azidoazide
<LunchBot>
No mission found matching "azidoazide".
<KrazyKrl>
;mission
<LunchBot>
You show pictures from your awesome mission to your physics professor, and ask if they'll count for partial credit on the homework you didn't do while you were playing KSP. Hijinks ensue after Jeb discovers he'd packed two left spacesuit gloves.
<darsie>
Hexaazahexanitroisowurtzitane
<Althego>
!mission add You decide to use azidoazide azide as propellant.
<LunchBot>
Added mission: You decide to use azidoazide azide as propellant.
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<FLHerne>
Only because we had the most of the world to start with
<Eddi|zuHause>
darsie: i that the one where 4 out of 5 were invented by germans? :p
<darsie>
hmm, idk.
<Eddi|zuHause>
*is
<FLHerne>
;outcome add You are promoted after your supervisor explodes.
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: You are promoted after your supervisor explodes.
<Althego>
!outcome add The launch site is quarantined for 1000 years.
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: The launch site is quarantined for 1000 years.
<raptop>
Given some of the missions, this implies that you detonated your supervisor
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<Eddi|zuHause>
and why would that be unusual or notable? :p
<Eddi|zuHause>
!outcome add When you try to light a cigar to celebrate your success, everything goes up in flames.
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: When you try to light a cigar to celebrate your success, everything goes up in flames.
<Eddi|zuHause>
!outcome add Contrary to popular belief, things can actually work out as intended.
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: Contrary to popular belief, things can actually work out as intended.
<Eddi|zuHause>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You try to drain the ocean of Eve. The last trace anyone sees of your departure is a perfunctory tracking station report: "On escape trajectory out of the sun."
<Eddi|zuHause>
i hear it's good weather out there
<Althego>
if you are a vampire
<Eddi|zuHause>
maybe i am?
<Eddi|zuHause>
i was dressed as "the little vampire" in 1st grade