<FLHerne>
;outcome add Your success is rewarded with a mandate to do something even crazier.
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: Your success is rewarded with a mandate to do something even crazier.
<raptop>
unsure if that's a good or bad outcome
<FLHerne>
;mission add Your mission today is to eat proper meals at the expected times, without being distracted by Science.
<LunchBot>
Added mission: Your mission today is to eat proper meals at the expected times, without being distracted by Science.
<raptop>
ahahahahah
<raptop>
There have been times when I've only remembered to eat because "why am I so light-headed and headachy? Oh, right..."
<FLHerne>
that's about every other day for me :-/
<raptop>
oof
<FLHerne>
today I ate a sandwich about 11am, a slice of bread about 7pm, and just now a bar of chocolate and a rhubarb pie
<FLHerne>
hm, it's 1am
<FLHerne>
so yesterday was the sandwich and slice of bread
<FLHerne>
the day before I ate two sandwiches
<FLHerne>
the day before that I ate a sandwich in the morning, then six sausages and three slices of bread at about 11pm
<FLHerne>
I should probably keep some kind of list
<raptop>
I guess your place isn't really conductive to storing lots of food
<FLHerne>
I do have lots of food, I just haven't eaten it
<raptop>
hrm
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<Az>
!mission
<LunchBot>
Poor punctuation places pronounced pressure on particular pernicious (yet patient) prattle-policing personages. Someone on the IRC channel makes a wisecrack about how the whole situation sounds like it could be an xkcd comic.
<raptop>
that's far too realistic
<Az>
agreed
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<funkenstein>
;outcome add You learn how to say "owned" in Russian.
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: You learn how to say "owned" in Russian.
<funkenstein>
;mission
<LunchBot>
You answer a call about your rocket's extended warranty. Westley Kerman returns, years later, as the new Dread Pirate Roberts.
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<JVFoxy>
bleh...
<JVFoxy>
good way to get mountain side ground based observations... obviously not trying to drive a plane long distance like a rover.. >_<
<JVFoxy>
I used to do a jet powered hover pod thing, but that's a bit weird and cheaty.. also if you don't get it just right, landing can be a bit.. well destructive..
<KrazyKrl>
;outcome add The resulting explosion blew right past nuclear pasta into the baffling new world of nuclear taquitos.
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: The resulting explosion blew right past nuclear pasta into the baffling new world of nuclear taquitos.
<KrazyKrl>
;mission
<LunchBot>
After several thousand hours of KSP, you set out to make your own space program. Your reputation underflows, and suddenly the really nice contracts are available again.
<sandbox>
;mission
<LunchBot>
You accept a contract to test the Mk16 parachute in flight over Kerbol. You are shredded by a relativistic feather cloud ejected from a very frivolous high-energy physics experiment.
<KrazyKrl>
;outcome add This caused the NFPA diamond to now contain several 5s.
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: This caused the NFPA diamond to now contain several 5s.
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<packbart>
!outcome add The local media starts asking "Does the space program take our Jebs away?"
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: The local media starts asking "Does the space program take our Jebs away?"
<raptop>
!outcome yahtzee
<LunchBot>
No outcome found matching "yahtzee".
<raptop>
!mission yahtzee
<LunchBot>
No mission found matching "yahtzee".
<raptop>
hrm, I guess there's nothing involving getting yahtzee on the hazard diamond
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<raptop>
!mission
<LunchBot>
Bill removes all the control switches for cleaning. Through an oversight they aren't replaced before liftoff. The Magic Boulder kills your entire crew before causing the asteroid apocalypse.
<raptop>
In which Bill's mistake is not what caused so much death and destruction
<Az>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You open several dozen of the 1000 boxes on this floor and assemble a very unusual rocket, indeed. you land bottom-first onto PrefixCactus.
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<FLHerne>
;outcome add Your only map of the area vanishes out of the copilot's window.
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: Your only map of the area vanishes out of the copilot's window.
<FLHerne>
(I've now read multiple accounts of this happening to helicopter crews)
<raptop>
aaaaaaaa
<raptop>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You state that a plan to shoot a laser at the asteroid is like “shooting a b.b. gun at a freight train.” The resulting explosion sends chunks of Duna hurtling into places unknown.
<raptop>
Missing intermediate step: powering up the laser to death star levels
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<Eddi|zuHause>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You ask if you can ask a question. You watch in horror as the Probe Brains rise up...and flip themselves over.
<Eddi|zuHause>
typical reaction...
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<raptop>
!outcome add The marzel-vanes detach from the ambifacient wane shaft, and your turboencabulator succumbs to side-fumbling.
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: The marzel-vanes detach from the ambifacient wane shaft, and your turboencabulator succumbs to side-fumbling.
<XXCoder>
;mission
<LunchBot>
You find it shameful that the Atlas rocket wasn't named for the moth. You keep adding equipment to your craft until there's nowhere for the crew to sit.
<XXCoder>
so the rock, without crew, is mothballed
<XXCoder>
apros.
<XXCoder>
*rocket
<Az>
!mission
<LunchBot>
Your instruments blow up on the pad. The hatch is obscured.
<raptop>
embarassing, and it's unclear if the crew survived