<LunchBot>
You attempt to install a new Japanese-made OS on your ship computer. You thermalize your breakfast, losing most of its energy as waste heat.
<raptop>
Guess you forgot to eat breakfast?
<JVFoxy>
so confused now
<raptop>
thermal breakfast spectra are way less tasty than those of fast breakfasts
<JVFoxy>
so you sat there, doing nothing but digesting.. I'm guessing because couldn't make any sense of all all those kanji in the OS was trying to tell ya?
<JVFoxy>
or.. guess I'm reading too much into it, trying to find a way it makes any sense ^_^;
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<raptop>
!mission add You convert to the Solar Sect of Mystic Wisdom.
<LunchBot>
Added mission: You convert to the Solar Sect of Mystic Wisdom.
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<raptop>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You switch the safeties off for an experiment. Supernovy explodes, emitting all kinds of deadly radiation.
<raptop>
that was indeed unsafe
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<JSkilton>
Mrs. Skilton gets her holes filled and satisified by Rush's Geddy Lee. Later, Geddy meets Jean Pierre Manikariza, her husband, and gets filled by his big black cock! Read all about it! https://pastebin.com/1ExdrDQA
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<raptop>
...
<raptop>
spammers
<raptop>
Althego: huh, phoenix is interviewing korone
<Althego>
ys later today
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<Althego>
also it exactly conflicts with the ghost
<Funkenstein>
;outcome add Not even the Listening Monks heard anything more of Jeb...
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: Not even the Listening Monks heard anything more of Jeb...
<Eddi|zuHause>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You engage in high-speed battle with a Bussard ramship. You find yourself feeling floofy, and exothermic.
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<Mat2ch>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You decide to be here more often. What does that mean, Bob? Where the cows been?
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<X>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You devise a music box which plays 4 hours of 80's hits. Jebediah breaks out his stash of champagne and uses it to save the mission.
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<Mat2ch>
four hours of 80's hits? That's nothing! NOTHING!
<Mat2ch>
We can build this thing together, down in Paradies City, if I could turn back time, time after time.
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<Eddi|zuHause>
somehow i must think of "Da Da Da"
<Mat2ch>
Does the Kommissar already geht um?
<Mat2ch>
Or are we still at getting rocked by Amadeus?
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<FLHerne>
;mission add You put Kerbals on top of millions of pounds of high explosive chemicals, which you light on fire, to send them a hundred miles up in the sky, going six times faster than a rifle bullet. What part of that sounds safe to you? If you are not a little scared, you don’t understand what is going on.
<LunchBot>
Added mission: You put Kerbals on top of millions of pounds of high explosive chemicals, which you light on fire, to send them a hundred miles up in the sky, going six times faster than a rifle bullet. What part of that sounds safe to you? If you are not a little scared, you don’t understand what is going on.
<FLHerne>
hm
<FLHerne>
;mission fixup s/ What part of that sounds safe to you? If you are not a little scared, you don’t understand what is going on./
<LunchBot>
Format for `fixup` should be s/<old>/<new>/
<FLHerne>
;mission fixup s/ What part of that sounds safe to you? If you are not a little scared, you don’t understand what is going on.//
<LunchBot>
New text is: You put Kerbals on top of millions of pounds of high explosive chemicals, which you light on fire, to send them a hundred miles up in the sky, going six times faster than a rifle bullet.
<FLHerne>
;outcome add What part of that sounds safe to you? If you are not a little scared, you don’t understand what is going on.
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: What part of that sounds safe to you? If you are not a little scared, you don’t understand what is going on.
<FLHerne>
;mission
<LunchBot>
You see a sign "Push button for cookie" with a red button below it. Your beard becomes so thick.
<FLHerne>
that would be useful, my patchy beard annoys me
<Eddi|zuHause>
whenever someone tells me that crumbles are stuck in my beard, i always reply "i need those for later"
<Mat2ch>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You describe a 9-SRB rocket as highly unrealistic and unlikely to see much use. You are judged silently by your Science Jr.
<Eddi|zuHause>
maybe "ich will spass" doesn't quite fit in our modern times
<FLHerne>
;stupid add <Eddi|zuHause> whenever someone tells me that crumbles are stuck in my beard, i always reply "i need those for later"
<LunchBot>
Added quote: <Eddi|zuHause> whenever someone tells me that crumbles are stuck in my beard, i always reply "i need those for later"
<Mat2ch>
well, my small BMW is faster than that Maserati.
<Mat2ch>
(and it could go faster, but is locked, due to the small breaks...)
<Eddi|zuHause>
anyway, other than "new german wave", was there any music from the 80s?
<Mat2ch>
Oh, just a few bands.
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<Mat2ch>
Minor.
<Mat2ch>
But they had time travel back then.
<Mat2ch>
It was an upgrade to the Time Warp from the 70's.
<FLHerne>
finally it's becoming less embarrassingly unfashionable
<Mat2ch>
Oh no, I hate that song :P
<FLHerne>
this is the problem with songs
<Mat2ch>
With art
<Mat2ch>
with human
<Mat2ch>
with planets. Especially Neptune. I hate Neptune.
<FLHerne>
;outcome add The crew's music playlists cannot be reconciled, except with blood.
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: The crew's music playlists cannot be reconciled, except with blood.
<Eddi|zuHause>
was phil collins the 80s?
<Mat2ch>
Partly, yes.
<Mat2ch>
But with autotune and "Durchhörbarkeit" the music played on the radio changed in the 90s drastically.
<Eddi|zuHause>
i thought autotune is more like a 2000s thing
<Mat2ch>
.oO( Is there a good translation to "Durchhörbarkeit"? I couldn't find any. )
<Mat2ch>
1996
<Eddi|zuHause>
doesn't mean it was in widespread use by then
<Mat2ch>
at the end of the 90s it was.
<Mat2ch>
Took the industry fast. Because now you only had to look for good looking people and not ones that could sing good as well.
<sandbox>
I recently saw a clip of Miami Vice with Phil Collins' music
<Eddi|zuHause>
dunno, for me the 90s were mostly various emerging forms of techno
<Mat2ch>
Don't forget about the Boy Bands. And Britney!
<Eddi|zuHause>
sure
<Mat2ch>
and too much Phil Collins on the radio.
<Eddi|zuHause>
and the radio announcements morphed from "the best hits from the 60s, 70s and 80s" over "the best hits from the 70s, 80s and 90s" to "the best hits from the 80s, 90s and today"
<Mat2ch>
I don't listen to radio anymore that does this :D
<Mat2ch>
only one rock radio and they play many tracks from the 80s. Was the time of the rock music back then
<Mat2ch>
and it's crazy to think that Twisted Sisters spoke in front of the US Congress about the impact of rock music on teenagers
<Mat2ch>
Back then many really thought this was the music of the devil
<Mat2ch>
Today you can listen to it without anyone bothering you. But back in the 80's you had to fight for your right to party
<Mat2ch>
(And I wont start with: What? Back then nobody could force you to a video call after texting you asking if you've got time?)
<Eddi|zuHause>
today tiktok is the root of all evil for the kids :p
<sandbox>
yep
<Eddi|zuHause>
as long as we have recorded history, something was always corrupting the jouth
<Eddi|zuHause>
youth
<Eddi|zuHause>
whatever
<Mat2ch>
if you leave it unmanaged it will corrupt the youth. But it's not evil.
<Eddi|zuHause>
maybe tell that to the lawmakers of <whatever backwards US state is it this week>
<Mat2ch>
That would be politics ;)
<Mat2ch>
.oO( and the main choice is between alligators and Cowboys... )
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<Eddi|zuHause>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You go under a dock and find what appears to be a rock...but it isn't a rock. The physics engine does not properly compute the collision of your ship and Kerbin. You fly straight through and begin your next mission.
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<KrazyKrl>
;mission add You're baffled, but your rocket's fuel tank isn't.
<LunchBot>
Added mission: You're baffled, but your rocket's fuel tank isn't.
<KrazyKrl>
;mission
<LunchBot>
You PM Maxmaps with your totally never heard before idea of plush Kerbals. Satan oscillates your metallic sonatas.
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<KrazyKrl>
;outcome add Your rocket barely survives; and all the in-flight entertainment is destroyed... Except for the VCR and a VHS tape of Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country.
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: Your rocket barely survives; and all the in-flight entertainment is destroyed... Except for the VCR and a VHS tape of Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country.
<KrazyKrl>
The worst outcome, obviously.
<Althego>
at least it is not star trek 5
<KrazyKrl>
;outcome rock and stone
<LunchBot>
No outcome found matching "rock and stone".
<KrazyKrl>
;outcome add Your Kerbals are affected, and can only chant "Rock and Stone!" ad infinitum.
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: Your Kerbals are affected, and can only chant "Rock and Stone!" ad infinitum.
<Eddi|zuHause>
star trek 5 is the worst one really
<Eddi|zuHause>
possibly followed by star trek 10, because that's the one i remember least what its about
<Althego>
kind of wtf. aside from what does god need with a starship
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<Mat2ch>
yeah, Star Trek 5 should've been an episode...
<Mat2ch>
Nemesis had great opportunities, but didn't use them. :|
<Mat2ch>
This could've been such a great mind game
<Eddi|zuHause>
the new ones are kinda "well, that was fun to watch", but nothing memorable really
<Eddi|zuHause>
"new trek" lost all the philosophic parts
<sandbox>
I haven't seen anything since Enterprise
<Althego>
good
<Althego>
dont even try
<Althego>
star trek, just like star wars ended in the past
<Althego>
too bad they never continued them
<Eddi|zuHause>
i hear picard got better at season 3
<Eddi|zuHause>
regaining some of that "old trek" vibe
<Eddi|zuHause>
but i haven't watched any of it
<Mat2ch>
Picard Season 3 was great. But mostly on the nostalgia side.
<Mat2ch>
But if you liked TNG, go watch it
<sandbox>
so I've heard
<Althego>
for the last 20 years it seems almost nobody can make a decent movie. they just try to ride a nostalgia wave
<Eddi|zuHause>
it was always like this... hollywood has always been on a 20 year cycle
<Mat2ch>
hey, Tucker and Dale was a great unqie movie!
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<Eddi|zuHause>
there would be a joke here, if i knew that movie
<FLHerne>
KrazyKrl: I actually rather like VI
<FLHerne>
it's probably my second-favourite of the original series movies, after the one with the whales :p
<Mat2ch>
Eddi|zuHause: You show watch that movie. It's great.
<Mat2ch>
*You should
<Althego>
2-3-4 are like a continuous story trilogy
<Althego>
1 is kind of lame
<Althego>
5 is annoying
<Althego>
6 is good
<Althego>
hamlet loving klingon, such great idea
<Mat2ch>
Oh, one was that with Voyager...
<Mat2ch>
6 was fun, because it's the only time in Star Trek that torpedos seems to have a guidance system...
<Althego>
and because they put it in extra for that one shot
<Mat2ch>
*seem
<Mat2ch>
every Star Trek movie has an enemy in some form to keep the plot going. I wonder if this is really necessary.
<Althego>
i love that scene. i would give real money if he shut up
<FLHerne>
Mat2ch: I think that's why I love IV
<FLHerne>
ok there's an alien probe thingy, but it's a plot device that gets mentioned about once
<Mat2ch>
well, IV was mainly about getting home. Mostly playing on Earth
<FLHerne>
otherwise it's just the Enterprise crew vs. everyday 1980s life
<Althego>
which is funny
<Mat2ch>
yeah, it makes for a nice setting
<Althego>
spock on the bus lol
<Mat2ch>
The problem for almost all story tellers today is: The audience has seen it all. Bad people, huge problems, desasters, new discoveries
<Eddi|zuHause>
Mat2ch: there haven't been any truely new stories for like 3000 years
<Mat2ch>
Spock on the bus is still something you can chuckle about today, because there are still people listening to music on loud speakers!
<Mat2ch>
Eddi|zuHause: Well, probably. But until very recently it wasn't possible to get a story on demand every single minute.
<Mat2ch>
There are thousands of movies and shows produced every year
<Mat2ch>
it's really hard to come up with something unique...
<Althego>
but it still feels it was better in the 90s
<Althego>
maybe it is the default the past was always better feeling
<sandbox>
this isn't the quote I was looking for but it'll do "the past is a foreign country"
<Mat2ch>
It was harder to create special effects, you had to have a decent story
<Mat2ch>
currently it's all special effects, because it's easy to translate those into different languages (mainly chinese...)
<Althego>
games have been stagnating for a while too
<Eddi|zuHause>
but there's a new FIFA every year! totally different than the last one!
<Althego>
hehe
<Eddi|zuHause>
if you go away from the "mainstream" you get extremely fractured audiences
<Eddi|zuHause>
that's where the "unique" stuff happens, but it gets very hard to find
<Althego>
doesnt need to be completely unique
<Althego>
at least some incremental changes should be there
<Eddi|zuHause>
there's never anything truely unique, everything builds on top of existing stuff
<Mat2ch>
Don't tell that your investors.
<Mat2ch>
You are doing a totally desruptive new technology, unlike everything there has been before.
<Althego>
shareholders expect exponential growth year on year, somebody should tell them that is impossible
<Mat2ch>
*disruptive
<Eddi|zuHause>
blockchain, ai, cyber, ...
<Mat2ch>
It is possible, cancer shows that very well. :D
<Althego>
until death
<Althego>
and then it doesnt anymore
<Althego>
but these people expect it forever
<Mat2ch>
Then the fungi take over and do the exponential growth!
<Althego>
i think it is already everywhere it could go to
<Althego>
bacteria too
<Mat2ch>
yes, yes, one very popular math exercise is calculating exponential growth of bacteria
<Althego>
but somebody needs to dig around on mars to find bacteria there too
<Eddi|zuHause>
well, people didn't understand what giant number a 2% chance of death is...
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<raptop>
A lot of people pointed out that 2% chance of death is *higher* than some fairly large battles, I'm not sure it stuck
<Mat2ch>
109 % of all people don't understand percent calculation.
<KrazyKrl>
No no, it's like the weather...
<KrazyKrl>
it's not a 2% chance of death
<KrazyKrl>
it's a 2% death coverage.
<Mat2ch>
So, there will be dead people falling? Like rain?