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<Funkenstein> ;mission
<LunchBot> You put your Plymouth Satellite in orbit of Planet Claire. You travel back in time, only to discover that the universe no longer exists in that timeframe.
<raptop> Ah, the langolers were extra hungry
<XXCoder> hah!
<XXCoder> that movie was pretty good and bad
<XXCoder> pretty good triller, except monsters (langolers) was so badly done
<XXCoder> also, its olvious that the villian ascensor experenced it also. either that or made up story just happened to match lol
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<Althego> leet time
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<darsie> .
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<darsie> Bob is about to solve a pesky problem while he sleeps, dreaming. This is where you come in.
<darsie> .outcome add Bob is about to solve a pesky problem while he sleeps, dreaming. This is where you come in.
<LunchBot> Added outcome: Bob is about to solve a pesky problem while he sleeps, dreaming. This is where you come in.
<darsie> .outcome del Bob is about to solve a pesky problem while he sleeps, dreaming. This is where you come in.
<LunchBot> Deleted outcome: "Bob is about to solve a pesky problem while he sleeps, dreaming. This is where you come in."
<darsie> .outcome add Bob is about to solve a pesky problem with a revolutionary new rocket engine while he sleeps, dreaming. This is where you come in.
<LunchBot> Added outcome: Bob is about to solve a pesky problem with a revolutionary new rocket engine while he sleeps, dreaming. This is where you come in.
<SporkWitch> this feels like a combined mission and outcome...
<darsie> sigh
<darsie> Wanna split it?
<SporkWitch> I think it would work better that way, yeah. "This is where you come in" has more potential as an outcome, while the first sentence kind of works as a mission
<darsie> mhm
<darsie> .outcome add This is where you come in.
<LunchBot> Added outcome: This is where you come in.
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<Althego> neesless to say, this is where you come in
<sandbox> 1337
<Althego> there was something like this in the mission text
<darsie> .outcome add You accidently press ctrl-w instead of shift-w.
<LunchBot> Added outcome: You accidently press ctrl-w instead of shift-w.
<sandbox> accidentally
<darsie> .outcome del You accidently press ctrl-w instead of shift-w.
<LunchBot> Deleted outcome: "You accidently press ctrl-w instead of shift-w."
<darsie> .outcome add You accidentally press ctrl-w instead of shift-w.
<LunchBot> Added outcome: You accidentally press ctrl-w instead of shift-w.
<darsie> .outcome del Bob is about to solve a pesky problem with a revolutionary new rocket engine while he sleeps, dreaming. This is where you come in.
<LunchBot> Deleted outcome: "Bob is about to solve a pesky problem with a revolutionary new rocket engine while he sleeps, dreaming. This is where you come in."
<darsie> .mission add Bob is about to solve a pesky problem with a revolutionary new rocket engine while he sleeps, dreaming.
<LunchBot> Added mission: Bob is about to solve a pesky problem with a revolutionary new rocket engine while he sleeps, dreaming.
<darsie> Like Kekule.
<Mat2ch> !mission
<LunchBot> You cut back on funding. You spend all that remains of your budget on cleaning up the mess you made.
<Mat2ch> hehehehe
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<ThatOneGuy> !mission
<LunchBot> You accidentally start a mission. Fortunately, there are no survivors.
<ThatOneGuy> hol' up
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<ThatOneGuy> !lunch
<LunchBot> Ham sandwich.
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<darsie> .lunch add muesli with ground flax and chia seeds, 4000 IU vitamin D3, tomato puree, fruit soy yoghurt, soy milk.
<LunchBot> Added lunch: Muesli with ground flax and chia seeds, 4000 IU vitamin D3, tomato puree, fruit soy yoghurt, soy milk.
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<Mat2ch> !mission add You hold ya horses.
<LunchBot> Added mission: You hold ya horses.
<Mat2ch> !mission
<LunchBot> You can't decide what to do, so you don't. Gauss and Jordan eliminate you.
<Althego> lol
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<Mat2ch> !mission
<LunchBot> You set out to make a mod that *removes* realism from Kerbal Space Program. Forum trolls go on a diatribe against woman astronauts AGAIN.
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<Mat2ch> Looks like keeping female Kerbals in it was too much for the trolls.
<Althego> lol
<Eddi|zuHause> Mat2ch: was still too realistic :p
<Mat2ch> !mission
<LunchBot> You open the Gate of Babylon. Peace was never an option.
<Mat2ch> Ehehehe
<Mat2ch> It wasn't.
<Althego> !mission add You watch C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate.
<LunchBot> Added mission: You watch C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate.
<Eddi|zuHause> did you shout "this is spartaaaaa"? :p
<Mat2ch> !mission struts
<LunchBot> You install Kerbal Joint Reinforcement because struts are for noobs.
<Mat2ch> !mission only struts
<LunchBot> No mission found matching "only struts".
<Mat2ch> !mission out of struts
<LunchBot> No mission found matching "out of struts".
<raptop> !outcome struts were
<LunchBot> Struts were sold out.
<Mat2ch> !mission add You build a rocket out of struts.
<LunchBot> Added mission: You build a rocket out of struts.
<Mat2ch> !mission
<LunchBot> You request new flight plans. You win a hundred BadS kerbals in a bet over the outcome of your mission.
<packbart> BadS flight plans
<raptop> That mission appears to have been a success
<Eddi|zuHause> !outcome add You lost your rocket because a software update invalidated your license.
<LunchBot> Added outcome: You lost your rocket because a software update invalidated your license.
<raptop> Shouldn't have written so much of the guidance software in IDL
<Eddi|zuHause> these commercial licenses are designed to milk you dry... :)
<Mat2ch> And people still fall for it!
<Althego> what, idl is for corba and there is at least one free corba orb, omniorb
<raptop> ORB
<raptop> Anyway, there's a slow shift in my field from IDL to Python for a reason
<Althego> ah so it is a language too
<Althego> these three letter acronyms mean too many things
<Eddi|zuHause> what else would it be besides a language, if you write software in it?
<raptop> Hrm, vim isn't an acronym
<Althego> not exactly a language
<Althego> at least you cant write programs in this idl
<packbart> hold my typecasts...
<raptop> !outcome turing
<LunchBot> Having decided you're quite good at rocket science, you conclude that the next logical step is to start manufacturing electric cars as well.
<packbart> good ol' Manufac Turing
<raptop> oh
<raptop> !outcome is turing
<LunchBot> It turns out that this rocket design is Turing complete.
<FLHerne> ;outcome add While arguably unethical, this yields good results.
<LunchBot> Added outcome: While arguably unethical, this yields good results.
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<Eddi|zuHause> !mission
<LunchBot> You use a bomb-pumped laser pointer to present your budget proposal. Fire the stellar buckshot.
<Eddi|zuHause> not quite sure what this means, but it could be ironic on several levels
<raptop> probably
<packbart> pumping your stellar laser cavity with an exploding star is a proper way to make your presentation stand out
<Eddi|zuHause> sounds like that thing from the latest star wars trilogy
<packbart> Apparently, Jupiter is in on the joke. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Astrophysical_maser
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<darsie> I want a tiny black hole. Maybe focusing bomb pumped gamma lasers on a point are the way to go.
<darsie> Photon don't repell each other.
<Eddi|zuHause> !outcome add Due to gravitational lensing, you miss your target.
<LunchBot> Added outcome: Due to gravitational lensing, you miss your target.
<darsie> .outcome add Due to gravitational lensing you explore the same target twice.
<LunchBot> Added outcome: Due to gravitational lensing you explore the same target twice.
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<FLHerne> ;outcome add A beaver takes up residence in the flame trench and you can't get rid of it.
<LunchBot> Added outcome: A beaver takes up residence in the flame trench and you can't get rid of it.
<Izzy> Even using a rocket?
<Izzy> Immortal beaver.
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