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<Azander>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You violate conservation of momentum. You prevent Allah from doing.
<Azander>
wow...
<Eddi|zuHause>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You experiment with the Coke/Mentos propellant combination. Your GPU fries.
<Eddi|zuHause>
nooo...
<Eddi|zuHause>
not the GPU...
<Eddi|zuHause>
it's the newest part of my computer
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<raptop>
Azander: yes, I finally added an outcome about that weird poster
<Eddi|zuHause>
!outcome add Instead of going to space, you go to cyberspace.
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: Instead of going to space, you go to cyberspace.
<Eddi|zuHause>
!mission
<LunchBot>
Due to recent major budget cuts, the KSC facility has been reduced to Gene's backyard, while his wife is not at the house. You live to witness man-made horrors beyond your comprehension.
<packbart>
Her cooking?
<Eddi|zuHause>
or maybe his cooking?
<packbart>
true
<Eddi|zuHause>
well, apparently she's not there.
<Eddi|zuHause>
!outcome add Someone mispronounces the K in Kerman as Tsh ant saddenli efriwan spiks laik sis.
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: Someone mispronounces the K in Kerman as Tsh ant saddenli efriwan spiks laik sis.
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<raptop>
Eddi|zuHause: ...I don't get the reference?
<raptop>
oh
<raptop>
that's hard to read
<Eddi|zuHause>
i was wondering if there were too many layers that don't tranlate to the written word
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<raptop>
I mean, I'm still missing if there's a clear specific reference (related to spelling reforms or some joke about confusing cyrillic and latin characters?), but there's some phonetic silliness
<Eddi|zuHause>
maybe it'll be best left open to interpretation :)
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<Mat2ch>
Eddi|zuHause: ehehehe
<Mat2ch>
raptop: Get to tha Tschopper!
<Althego>
what was the sentence?
<Mat2ch>
!outcome K in Kerman
<LunchBot>
Someone mispronounces the K in Kerman as Tsh ant saddenli efriwan spiks laik sis.
<Mat2ch>
:D
<Althego>
hehe
<Althego>
german coastguard
<Mat2ch>
Donut you tare dalking bad aboud tschermans!
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<FLHerne>
.outcome add A few minutes later, it dawns on you how dangerous this is and you cancel the mission. Jeb mutinies and does it anyway.
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: A few minutes later, it dawns on you how dangerous this is and you cancel the mission. Jeb mutinies and does it anyway.
<FLHerne>
raptop: fwiw the search is soft case-sensitive, so searching for "Turing" should work
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<FLHerne>
;outcome add Crosswinds throw off the docking manoeuvre and your craft gets wedged sideways.
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: Crosswinds throw off the docking manoeuvre and your craft gets wedged sideways.
<Eddi|zuHause>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You finally cave in and push the big red button. Your CPU shakes its head in embarrassment and goes back counting integers.
<FLHerne>
I assume there must be a wind mod
<FLHerne>
The red button shuts off the FPU?
<Eddi|zuHause>
maybe it's like the ancient turbo button :p
<Mat2ch>
!mission
<LunchBot>
Even though Allthumbs Kerman dropped your command module oxygen tank 2 inches, you decide to fly with it anyway. You completely fail to math today.
<Mat2ch>
Yeah, what are 2 inches?
<Althego>
about 2/9 spans :)
<Eddi|zuHause>
as far as i know, in dutch inches are called "thumbs"
<Mat2ch>
I should squeeze some dutch thumbs then
<Mat2ch>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You retrofit your latest craft with a Fitbit. Neils DeGrasse Tyson complains about the physics in KSP.
<Mat2ch>
I complain about the physics in KSP.
<Mat2ch>
But does it change anything? No it does not.