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<darsie>
Guest02364: You can get a nickname that's easier for us to type and distinguish by typing /nick Sandie
<darsie>
It worked. Unfortunately it was a near class I comet.
<raptop>
yay, mostly
<raptop>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You attempt to explain specific impulse to third-graders. Your Bussard ramjet runs over a wad of radon that someone "accidentally" left lying around in interstellar space.
<raptop>
I see that the example project got wildy out of hand
<SporkWitch>
literally have had to do that twice in the past week, might have been three times lol
<SporkWitch>
(explaining Iāā to people)
<raptop>
hah
<darsie>
found an inner class I comet ...
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<Funkenstein>
;mission
<LunchBot>
You go out of your office to get coffee. A mod/op kicks you for violating rule 2.4b.
<Funkenstein>
RETURN TO YOUR CUBICLE. RESUME PRODUCTIVITY
<raptop>
if going to get coffee is banned, I need to /kickban myself
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<XXCoder>
rule 2.4b: "talking about certain hot brown liquid drink is banned, unless you are raptop"
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<XXCoder>
;mission
<LunchBot>
You debate the ethics in gaming journalism. KSP in a nutshell.
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<Funkenstein>
;mission
<LunchBot>
Your plan to transport nuclear fuel by nuclear-powered train to a nuclear power plant somehow goes wrong. A two solar mass black hole passes Kerbin and flings you into space. Kerbin's orbit is unaffected.
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<FLHerne>
I see you're not using Principia
<Althego>
is that black hole even possible?
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<darsie>
A black hole in KSP would be interesting.
<darsie>
Perhaps coorbiting a neutron star :).
<darsie>
With both being orbited by a burning star.
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<packbart>
FLHerne: the planets are on rails in Principia, too, aren't they? istr that they changed the orbits slightly for stability
<FLHerne>
packbart: Principia doesn't have rails, that's why they needed to change the orbits
<packbart>
hm. last time I checked they didn't do all-bodies. can't orbit a comet, can't pull a station off-course with another ship parked next to it
<packbart>
so I just assumed that Kerbin's orbit won't change
<FLHerne>
depends if the black hole is classed as a celestial body or a vessel, I guess
<FLHerne>
Principia simulates gravity for all of the former, and assumes all the latter are effectively massless
<FLHerne>
(comets are vessels :p)
<FLHerne>
I'm not convinced that 'another ship parked next to it' should have any noticeable effect anyway
<FLHerne>
but if you were using Principia, the black hole would either affect everything or nothing
<FLHerne>
hm, and it must be a celestial body to have an SoI in stock
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<packbart>
"What isn't clear is if this is an artifact of history or not" - some mods are so old that their bugs puzzle even cyberarchaeologist :)
<LunchBot>
You try to out-crazy Danny2462. Someone makes a bot to help with it and unleashes it on #KSPOfficial.
<Funkenstein>
;lunch
<LunchBot>
Eggdrop soup (say, from 200 km up)
<Althego>
hehe
<Mat2ch>
Funkenstein: I'm afraid of that bot.
<Althego>
matt is pumping out these ksp2 videos like there is no tomorrow
<Funkenstein>
There isn't. *Bass drops*
<raptop>
matt: not just pumping sim once
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<Mat2ch>
Althego: you've got to milk the cow as long as it lives.
<XXCoder>
;mission
<LunchBot>
You assign Jeb to Collins Duty. You run out of kerbals because your cloning machine fai-*cough* Er, I mean because there are no more applicants.
<Azander>
;mission
<LunchBot>
You exceed the Greisen-Zatsepin-Kuzmin limit. You discover that Eve's oceans are puddles of gray goo in the most unpleasant way possible.
<XXCoder>
lol sorry to hear that cl er applicants ran out
<Azander>
I really stepped in that one :(
<Mat2ch>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You subject FOOF to ozonolysis in spite of the dire warnings not to. Kountdown gets kicked for repeatedly announcing the time to your impending failure.
<XXCoder>
hah funny ones
<raptop>
nice
<Mat2ch>
Kountdown isn't here with us anymore.
<raptop>
unfortunately
<FLHerne>
;outcome add It soon becomes obvious why no-one has done this before.
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: It soon becomes obvious why no-one has done this before.
<Mat2ch>
!outcome add The police is already waiting for you outside.
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: The police is already waiting for you outside.
* Mat2ch
hums "Every breath you take"
<FLHerne>
Mat2ch: catchy tune, very disturbing lyrics
<FLHerne>
;outcome add It's a very successful failure.
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: It's a very successful failure.
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<darsie>
go go go, click the link :)
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<Mat2ch>
the whole video or at that time?
<Mat2ch>
FLHerne: I hate The Police and every song they made.
<Mat2ch>
Can't stand them.
<FLHerne>
;mission add A cacophony of geese keeps you awake, so you lie in bed imagining new and terrible things to inflict on your Kerbals.
<LunchBot>
Added mission: A cacophony of geese keeps you awake, so you lie in bed imagining new and terrible things to inflict on your Kerbals.
<Mat2ch>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You develop a glorious mod that converts all of the ingame measurements to obscure units. Your save is corrupted, and now you must pay a "fee" of several thousand funds each time you enter a building.
<Mat2ch>
But the funds are in some obscure unit and you never know how much it really is.