raptop changed the topic of #KSPOfficial to: Kerbal Space Program official channel | KSP2 current version: 0.1.2.0 | Rules: http://tinyurl.com/KSP-Rules | Δv maps: https://i.imgur.com/CHVnEeE.png https://i.imgur.com/gBoLsSt.png | The Kapybaras were wildly OP, and have been nerfed.
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<Eddi|zuHause> !mission
<LunchBot> You build a dual-purpose jetpack slash flamethrower. You accidentally call Tylo "Typo" at the pre-mission press conference.
<Eddi|zuHause> isn't every rocket like a flamethrower/jetpack?
<Eddi|zuHause> i mean, there's a flame coming out of it, and it pushes you upwards
<darsie> I've seen a steam rocket.
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<Eddi|zuHause> i'm not talking about cola&menthos "rockets" :p
<darsie> Mad Mike dies / R.I.P.
<Eddi|zuHause> i think i heard about that
<Eddi|zuHause> let me rephrase that: isn't every *successful* rocket like that? :p
<Eddi|zuHause> and by "successful" i mean "reached space"
<darsie> If you don't succeed at first, redefine success.
<Eddi|zuHause> also, leaving out a lot of things that reached space by other means, like being hit by a nuclear explosion, or a meteorite impact, or being lighter than air, or ...
<darsie> Bouyance won't get you to space.
<Eddi|zuHause> well, individual helium atoms regularly reach space
<darsie> If I get my mind uploaded it could be transmitted to space, e.g. with radio or laser.
<Eddi|zuHause> transporting things with them, maybe not
<Eddi|zuHause> i think photons count as "lighter than air" :p
<darsie> Depends on density ;).
<darsie> One way to make a black hole could be to shoot enough photons to one place.
<Eddi|zuHause> that gets us to "nuclear explosion" territory :p
<darsie> Photons don't have nuclei ;).
<Eddi|zuHause> no, but you have to emit the photons somehow :p
<darsie> Yeah, that might be done by pumping a laser medium with nukes :).
<Eddi|zuHause> remember when people were scared the LHC could create micro black holes? :p
<Eddi|zuHause> !outcome add Luckily, the micro black hole dissipated quickly.
<LunchBot> Added outcome: Luckily, the micro black hole dissipated quickly.
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<Questor30> howdy, is anyone active right now?
<raptop> no
<raptop> we're all lurking
<raptop> More seriously, if you have a question, feel free to ask!
<Questor30> lol
<Questor30> thanks
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<Eddi|zuHause> !mission
<LunchBot> You start wandows ngrmadly. You discover the kerbals are communist.
<Althego> hehe
<Eddi|zuHause> yay?
<XXCoder> thats third time that mission come up lol
<XXCoder> ;mission
<LunchBot> You attempt to insert a nuclear ramjet probe into Jool's atmosphere. Curiosity of tolerance levels leads to an untimely demise.
<XXCoder> ah too close then. drat
<Eddi|zuHause> it's the ikarus story all over again...
<Althego> flew too close to the coffin corner :)
* sandbox shuts down wandows
<Althego> ngrmadly
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<sandbox> I remember back in the windows 95 days I edited the image file that said "It's now safe to turn off your computer" to say "it's not safe to turn off your computer"
<XXCoder> I still have boot animation for windows 95
<XXCoder> few of em really
<XXCoder> anyway one I made is comic of fat eagle on nest in tree, with few binoculars and stuff in nest. The viewpoint is though binoculars, and eagle is looking at you, looking happy
<XXCoder> (made from a comic, I have long forgotten where its from. maybe far side?)
<XXCoder> so it was far side. version I have is colorized and squashed to fit in picture size
<XXCoder> animation was eyes blinking sometimes
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<Guest69309> I would like to spur a thought experiment called First Can on the Moon, a new Space Race. Basically, what would it take to safely land a soda can on the moon, empty except for a 25 gram beacon, communication and sensor array, with an antenna and solar panel on the outside? Could KSP and calculations be used to develop scenarios. Assuming a traditi
<Guest69309> onal rocket or a rocket launched from a high altitude balloon?
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<Eddi|zuHause> sounds like a !mission :p
<Althego> !mission add You have come here to chew bubble gum and launch rockets, but you are all out of bubble gum.
<LunchBot> Added mission: You have come here to chew bubble gum and launch rockets, but you are all out of bubble gum.
<Eddi|zuHause> ... anyway, KSP is probably not a useful tool for planning such a mission, because for a fuel-efficient approach to the moon you need lagrange points
<XXCoder> ;outcome add Your craft fuel lines connections is sealed by chewed bubblegum.
<LunchBot> Added outcome: Your craft fuel lines connections is sealed by chewed bubblegum.
<darsie> Your craft's fuel line connections are sealed by chewed bubblegum?
<XXCoder> yep. likely failed to launch due to it lol
<darsie> I offered a correction.
<XXCoder> craft's os incorrect grammar. it means "craft is"
<darsie> I thought so, too, once.
<darsie> ChatGPT: "My bag's handle broke" is the correct sentence if you are referring to a single bag and indicating that the handle belonging to that specific bag broke. Here, "bag's" is a possessive form, indicating that the handle belongs to the bag.
<darsie> "My bags handle broke" would be the correct sentence if you are referring to multiple bags and indicating that the handle of one or more of your bags broke. In this case, "bags" is plural, and "handle" is used in a collective sense, referring to the handles of the bags as a group.
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<Eddi|zuHause> "Your craft fuel lines" means "craft" and "fuel" is a property of "lines"
<Eddi|zuHause> as in, your lines have been crafted to transport fuel
<Eddi|zuHause> grammatically, "craft" is an adverb there
<Althego> i would go with the 's
<Eddi|zuHause> !outcome fixup s/craft/craft's/
<LunchBot> New text is: Your craft's fuel lines connections is sealed by chewed bubblegum.
<Eddi|zuHause> !outcome fixup s/lines/lines'/
<LunchBot> New text is: Your craft's fuel lines' connections is sealed by chewed bubblegum.
<darsie> are
<Eddi|zuHause> !outcome fixup s/is/are/
<LunchBot> New text is: Your craft's fuel lines' connections are sealed by chewed bubblegum.
<Eddi|zuHause> i was just on that :)
<darsie> :)
<Eddi|zuHause> at least there wasn't a "You're" :p
<darsie> :)
<darsie> We could have put that :).
<Eddi|zuHause> you could, but then i'd have to shoot you :p
<darsie> I shot Ceres again.
<Eddi|zuHause> they probably deserved it...
<Eddi|zuHause> different kind of shoot :)
<darsie> :)
<Eddi|zuHause> how can a language this ambiguous ever become the lingua franca?
<darsie> Did you see the stars move?
<Eddi|zuHause> like, on the red carpet?
<darsie> On the black carpet.
<Eddi|zuHause> could also be the name of a chess move, or a dance move
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<Eddi|zuHause> !mission add Instead of a lander can, you put a soda can on the Mun.
<LunchBot> Added mission: Instead of a lander can, you put a soda can on the Mun.
<Eddi|zuHause> !mission
<LunchBot> You activate the engines on full thrust while still docked to the station. You accidentally call Tylo "Typo" at the pre-mission press conference.
<Eddi|zuHause> that happens to me rather often :p
<darsie> .outcome add You split Tom.
<LunchBot> Added outcome: You split Tom.
<Althego> hehe
<Althego> poor tome :)
<darsie> :)
<Althego> -e
<packbart> splitting Tim might be worse
<Eddi|zuHause> Tim Bear?
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<packbart> might be. KSP2 got a Tim in the initial lineup
<Eddi|zuHause> i probably won't get that in quite a while
<packbart> well, there seems to be progress in development. I only started it once or twice, myself
<packbart> the proposed complete replacement of the terrain system is still not around, though
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<Eddi|zuHause> i haven't watched anything or followed development either
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<KrazyKrl> ;mission add You attempt to build an engine that has direct injection replaced with trans-lunar injection.
<LunchBot> Added mission: You attempt to build an engine that has direct injection replaced with trans-lunar injection.
<Althego> hehe
<Eddi|zuHause> imagine all the rednecks being worried that not only your car gets made "gay" but also now "trans" :p
<Althego> dont tell them there is a transmission in the car
<KrazyKrl> ;mission add Something broke on your rocket, so you shift into reverse.
<LunchBot> Added mission: Something broke on your rocket, so you shift into reverse.
<Eddi|zuHause> !outcome add Putting your rocket into reverse actually made the problems worse.
<LunchBot> Added outcome: Putting your rocket into reverse actually made the problems worse.
<KrazyKrl> ;mission add Your Mun mission discovers that poltergeists are endothermic.
<LunchBot> Added mission: Your Mun mission discovers that poltergeists are endothermic.
<KrazyKrl> ;outcome add The beatings will continue until morale improves.
<LunchBot> Added outcome: The beatings will continue until morale improves.
<KrazyKrl> ;mission add Bill (in his infinite wisdom) starts the deepfryer while in microgravity.
<LunchBot> Added mission: Bill (in his infinite wisdom) starts the deepfryer while in microgravity.
<Azander> !mission
<LunchBot> You taunt Scott Manley. No pun intended.
<KrazyKrl> ;outcome add Kwispy.
<LunchBot> Added outcome: Kwispy.
<raptop> KrazyKrl: endothermic and not endemic?
<KrazyKrl> i don't think the thermometer data can display an endemic effect.
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<sandbox> !mission
<LunchBot> You attempt to recreate the Cassini-Huygens mission. Bill ended up misreading the "Launch Window" definition; luckily only the faint noise of glass shattering was ever noticed.
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<raptop> KrazyKrl: well, I wasn't clear on it being a thermal thing vs poltergeists just inhabiting hte mun
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<sandbox> !mission
<LunchBot> You try to add mods for 0.25. You are attacked by the Infinite Space Goose.
<Eddi|zuHause> !mission
<LunchBot> You explore the capabilities of sepratrons as RCS engines. You are shredded by a relativistic feather cloud ejected from a very frivolous high-energy physics experiment.
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<raptop> sepratraons as RCS would certainly be a challenge
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