raptop changed the topic of #KSPOfficial to: Kerbal Space Program official channel | KSP2 current version: 0.1.2.0 | Rules: http://tinyurl.com/KSP-Rules | Δv maps: https://i.imgur.com/CHVnEeE.png https://i.imgur.com/gBoLsSt.png | The Kapybaras were wildly OP, and have been nerfed.
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<Eddi|zuHause> !mission
<LunchBot> You launch a rocket with 20 unsuspecting kerbals to sacrifice to the Kraken. The police is already waiting for you outside.
<Eddi|zuHause> they all entered that rocket on their own free will, and they signed this waiver...
<XXCoder> lol
<raptop> heh
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<sandbox> !mission
<LunchBot> You attempt a monopropellant grand tour. You die of acute snack intoxication.
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<XXCoder> man bet its so slow that you ate so much snack
<XXCoder> ;mission
<LunchBot> You request new flight plans. An emergency rover brings you to the emergency room where we are now.
<XXCoder> hmm few steps missing
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<packbart> !mission add You accept a contract by FICSIT Inc. to build "a small base and a few resource converters".
<LunchBot> Added mission: You accept a contract by FICSIT Inc. to build "a small base and a few resource converters".
<packbart> !mission
<LunchBot> You modify your flight computer to run with a lisp. Some of your crew escape the ship and return to Kerbin. Some go off seeking Ultima. Some are doomed to "SOMA," an exile where you sleep for a billion years. Most of them experience bizarre space deaths that even now don't make a lot of sense.
<XXCoder> thats one of longest outcome lol
<XXCoder> ;mission
<LunchBot> You design a rocket fueled by mashed bananas and matchsticks. Your savefile is corrupted and all previous missions are lost.
<packbart> Thythem Error
<XXCoder> damn my hard drive got mashed
<Eddi|zuHause> a propos ficsit, i should try the new update
<Mat2ch> !mission add You build a submarine out of cardboard and scrap you found behind the VAB.
<LunchBot> Added mission: You build a submarine out of cardboard and scrap you found behind the VAB.
<XXCoder> ouch considering current news
<XXCoder> controls of actual sub
<Mat2ch> XXCoder: too soon?
<XXCoder> eh doesnt really matter at end
<Mat2ch> There's still a chance for them surviving
<darsie> 1337
<Mat2ch> and since there is at least one billionair on board there is probably already a team of hundreds of people around
<XXCoder> scrapper boat is on way there
<XXCoder> they can get stuff up from sea, and once a while can resuce people
<XXCoder> problem is well theres only a day left, and it takes in least few hours going down, setting up, and going up
<XXCoder> even if they start saving them RIGHT NOW, its sitll very close call
<Eddi|zuHause> have they even located it yet?
<XXCoder> dont think so
<XXCoder> no news on finding so far
<Althego> supposedly there were some banging noises somewhere
<XXCoder> that was reported last day, dunno if still getting it
<Eddi|zuHause> and that 96 hours was assuming the boat wasn't damaged leaking
<XXCoder> or peices of sub across field
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<Mat2ch> From what I've seen this is most likely an electrical fault
<Mat2ch> there seems to be no redundancy whatsoever
<XXCoder> did you see how they planned to drop ballast?
<XXCoder> by tipping the sub.
<XXCoder> useless when its on floor
<XXCoder> the front window is rated to 1200m. it went to 4000m
<XXCoder> so dang many ways it'd have failed.
<XXCoder> it can be as simple as controller I linked to above died and there was no other way to control sub
<XXCoder> battery died and no control backup nor recharge ability
<sandbox> maybe they forgot to invert y
<XXCoder> there was whistleblower that told people that cf shell had flaws
<XXCoder> he was fired
<XXCoder> company had BUNCH of warnings on safety. sub didnt even have standard emergacy stuff for sub, like pinger
<XXCoder> ceo of sub removed the verbal commucation from sub because he didnt like interupptions like requests on sub status
<Mat2ch> death trap
<Mat2ch> And as a billionaire... you have the money to create a well planned and executed mission. Why would you ever enter such a contraption?
<Mat2ch> This has pure judgement written all over it
<XXCoder> 2 guys is billionare, but neither is ceo of sub company
<packbart> well, at least the CEO is piloting his own susb
<sandbox> it's a mystery to us all
<XXCoder> sub ceo I have no idea how rich he is
<Mat2ch> They could have booked a sub like James Cameron did. Easily
<Mat2ch> And would have had a better view as well
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<Eddi|zuHause> !mission
<LunchBot> You travel 160934.4 kilometers and feel as if you are stationary. How could you do this, Koro-Sensei?!
<Eddi|zuHause> (probably a reference lost on me)
<packbart> the number is probably a synchronous orbit. Koro-Sensei appears to be a Kraken school-boy?
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<Eddi|zuHause> so Koro means Kraken?
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<raptop> The number is a line from Space Oddity converted to metric for reasons
<raptop> FWIW I did *not* add either hte mission or the outcome
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<Mat2ch> raptop: shouldn't that be a "nor"?
<Mat2ch> .oO( just curious nitpicking, because it's too hot and I still don't have an AC )
<Althego> or nand :)
<Mat2ch> !outcome add Your brain melts in the heat.
<LunchBot> Added outcome: Your brain melts in the heat.
<raptop> hm, maybe
* raptop hugs refrigeration cycles
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<sandbox> !mission
<LunchBot> Goliath National Products has contracted you to develop the world's first orbit-capable, Kerbal-rated, slingshot launcher! Your entire workforce mutates into weirdly-proportioned green frog creatures.
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<Eddi|zuHause> !mission
<LunchBot> You imagine six impossible things before breakfast. That's a pretty neat idea. I should try it.
<Eddi|zuHause> "my morning routine"?
<Althego> imagining the 6 impossible things or doing them
<Eddi|zuHause> imagining.
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<sandbox> !mission
<LunchBot> You perform a precision aerobraking maneuver above Eve. You find that there are some things so crazy and stupid that even Kerbals won't do it.
<Althego> hehe
<Althego> but apparently this is not among them
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<darsie> Precision after 5 explosions :).
<Mat2ch> !mission
<LunchBot> You achieve 0 turning radius. You forgot to make weird noises so you just didn't make it.
<Mat2ch> Note to myself: Make noises if you want to turn.
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<darsie> Mat2ch: Like this? :) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ih2hq4nzvqc
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<FLHerne> .outcome add You fool! The Zectronic beam controller will now not only explode, it will implode!
<LunchBot> Added outcome: You fool! The Zectronic beam controller will now not only explode, it will implode!
<sandbox> !mission
<LunchBot> Mission control runs out of coffee. Some key points are lost in translation.
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<Mat2ch> Testing, testing
<Althego> texas tankwatchers
<Althego> but i sleep
<Althego> starlink launch tomorrow
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<raptop> !mission add You breach containment.
<LunchBot> Added mission: You breach containment.
<raptop> !mission
<LunchBot> You sacrifice a floating point to the Dark Lord Kahan. Rolf does not approve.
<XXCoder> lol
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