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<raptop> !mission add You decide to serve your kerbonauts pizza with their favorite toppings before launch.
<LunchBot> Added mission: You decide to serve your kerbonauts pizza with their favorite toppings before launch.
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<Eddi|zuHause> !mission
<LunchBot> You construct an orbital magma cannon. UmbralRaptor explodes, emitting all kinds of deadly raptorbits.
<Eddi|zuHause> magma raptors?
<raptop> raptors do poorly when subjected to the extreme thermal stress of a direct hit from an orbital magma cannon
<raptop> Anyway, the mission is a reference to a very silly Dwarf Fortress idea
<Eddi|zuHause> is it even called magma when it's in orbit? :p
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<sandbox> !mission
<LunchBot> You change the safety ranking from "1 to 5 stars" to "O, A, F, G, M". No pun intended.
<Althego> i can see that
<XXCoder> what pun?
<XXCoder> ;mission
<LunchBot> You ignore all the warning about physics warp. Your launch is delayed one day due to nyancats.
<XXCoder> bah all nyancats stopping me from breaking universe law
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<Mat2ch> So B9 is on the pad. Wen test? :D
<Althego> win diesel
<Mat2ch> Wasn't he written with a V?
<Althego> maybe
<Althego> all the sameto me
<Mat2ch> oh, SpaceX has mounted extremly bright LEDs to their drones
<Althego> for what purpose?
<Mat2ch> to highlight certain areas in the night
<Mat2ch> interesting concept, but very flexible as well
<Althego> so no 3d drone display from spacex yet
<Mat2ch> they have real rockets. They don't need such stuff
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<Eddi|zuHause> !mission
<LunchBot> You launch a rocket powered by Kerbal emissions. Everything goes totally bursar.
<Eddi|zuHause> "A bursar is a professional administrator in a school or university often with a predominantly financial role." that doesn't make much sense in this context
<sandbox> I've heard of a bursary before
<packbart> could be a Discworld reference
<packbart> "As a consequence he requires regular ingestion of dried frog pills to maintain normality"
<packbart> ah, should have read further. "His insanity is so renowned, that "going bursar" has become a byword for "going crazy" in Ankh-Morpork."
<Eddi|zuHause> that makes a little more sense
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<FLHerne> .outcome add Jeb types "L-O-T-S-O-F-D-R-Y-D-F-R-O-R-C-P-1/4-L-L-S" into the computer, against the programmers' advice, which fixes the problem.
<LunchBot> Added outcome: Jeb types "L-O-T-S-O-F-D-R-Y-D-F-R-O-R-C-P-1/4-L-L-S" into the computer, against the programmers' advice, which fixes the problem.
<raptop> Please explain
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<packbart> ++?????++ Out of Cheese Error. Redo From Start.
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<Eddi|zuHause> !mission You try whether ↑↑↓↓←→←→BA[Start] does anything.
<LunchBot> No mission found matching "You try whether ↑↑↓↓←→←→BA[Start] does anything.".
<Eddi|zuHause> !mission add You try whether ↑↑↓↓←→←→BA[Start] does anything.
<LunchBot> Added mission: You try whether ↑↑↓↓←→←→BA[Start] does anything.
<Eddi|zuHause> !mission
<LunchBot> You visit KSC2. Kmath is lost in the evening netsplit.
<Eddi|zuHause> that was to be expected...
<XXCoder> ;mission
<LunchBot> You perturb the Magic Boulder. That's right, it goes in the square hole!
<XXCoder> magic boulder goes in square hole!
<packbart> if you perturb it enough
<sandbox> !mission
<LunchBot> You are tasked with fixing an overpopulation of kerbals. Robbaz giggles with delight.
<FLHerne> raptop: further Discworld
<sandbox> I'd forgotten about that guy
<Mat2ch> !mission
<LunchBot> You port KSP to MS-DOS. It's a secret to everybody.
<Mat2ch> I really did that?
<raptop> Mat2ch: It's more of a demake, really
<Eddi|zuHause> it's such a secret, even you yourself didn't know it.
<Mat2ch> But everybody else did
<Mat2ch> Did I sleepcode again?
<raptop> !outcome it flys
<LunchBot> No outcome found matching "it flys".
<raptop> hrm
<raptop> !outcome flies
<LunchBot> You are not exactly sure what you built in the VAB while nodding off last night, but it flies, IT FLIES!.
<packbart> If you don’t want the Kraken, you don’t push the button.
* raptop *push*
<packbart> search engines don't automatically substitute "monthter" for "monster"
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<FLHerne> .outcome behold
<LunchBot> No outcome found matching "behold".
<FLHerne> hm
<FLHerne> .mission behold
<LunchBot> No mission found matching "behold".
<FLHerne> huh
<Eddi|zuHause> !mission
<LunchBot> You describe a 9-SRB rocket as highly unrealistic and unlikely to see much use. Epsicles abound.
<packbart> hm. "Frank Epperson was only 11 years old when he invented the originally named Epsicle. He had left his fruit flavored soda outside on the porch with a stir stick in it. The drink froze to the stick and tasted good." - Those?
<packbart> well, if they taste good, I'll have a 9-SRB Epsicle, too
<Eddi|zuHause> at least they're solid
<Eddi|zuHause> but do they require 9 sticks? or is 1 stick at the center and they're all frozen together?