raptop changed the topic of #KSPOfficial to: Kerbal Space Program official channel | KSP2 current version: 0.1.3.2 | Rules: http://tinyurl.com/KSP-Rules | Δv maps: https://i.imgur.com/CHVnEeE.png https://i.imgur.com/gBoLsSt.png
<XXCoder> ;mission
<LunchBot> The market finally crashes. If it ain't broke, you're not tryin'.
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<XXCoder> Awesome, I tried well.
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<raptop> !mission add You take your favorite plane out for a spin.
<LunchBot> Added mission: You take your favorite plane out for a spin.
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<XXCoder> ;mission
<LunchBot> Jeb falls out of his craft and can't get back in. You fly straight into the London Eye.
<XXCoder> no pilot, of course it went stright lol
<XXCoder> probably need to get another jeb out of vats depending on how jeb lived or not
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<Eddi|zuHause> !mission
<LunchBot> You crack bad jokes in #kspofficial. Your crew loiters in Minmus orbit for too long and absorbs over 500 megasieverts of radiation.
<Eddi|zuHause> but... were they mesmerized by the jokes, or were they trying to stay away from the jokes? :p
<XXCoder> yes
<XXCoder> ;mission
<LunchBot> You send 5 soldiers into a reaserch vessel with a nuke. The launch vehicle is too large for the lander and your craft overheats.
<XXCoder> overheat with rads
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<darsie> reaserch
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<Eddi|zuHause> close enough :p
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<Eddi|zuHause> !mission fixup s/ase/sea/
<LunchBot> New text is: You send 5 soldiers into a research vessel with a nuke.
<Eddi|zuHause> you can play regex golf with the fixups :p
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<sandbox> !mission
<LunchBot> You attempt to make a small edit to one of the parts. Your hilarious yet thrilling exploits are optioned by Hollywood to become a major film series.
<Eddi|zuHause> sounds legit
<raptop> !mission add You disassemble Moho to provide raw materials for a Dyson swarm.
<LunchBot> Added mission: You disassemble Moho to provide raw materials for a Dyson swarm.
<Eddi|zuHause> i have some doubts that gives enough material
<FLHerne> it didn't say *only* Moho
<raptop> Moho is just the obvious starting point
<SporkWitch> That was one of the interesting details in Ringworld: they'd completely exhausted the materials of that solar system to build it, so when civilization collapsed and they lost the technology for matter-energy conversion, civilization could never rebuild because there simply weren't materials TO rebuild from and thus evolve and relearn what was lost.
<Eddi|zuHause> well, the thing about all these mega-structures is that they're kinda doomed to fail if you don't immediately start with the whole thing.
<Eddi|zuHause> like, you can't build a quarter ringworld, and then continue with the rest.
<FLHerne> depends, you could build it quarter-width
<FLHerne> and then widen the ring as required
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<KrazyKrl> ;mission add You create a new mystery goo formulation and name it "Flubber."
<LunchBot> Added mission: You create a new mystery goo formulation and name it "Flubber."
<KrazyKrl> ;outcome add The only survivors were the subjects that had their bone marrow replaced with Flubber.
<LunchBot> Added outcome: The only survivors were the subjects that had their bone marrow replaced with Flubber.
<raptop> !outcome add Your crew is delaminated.
<LunchBot> Added outcome: Your crew is delaminated.
<KrazyKrl> ;outcome add The crew dies to death due to bodily spallation.
<LunchBot> Added outcome: The crew dies to death due to bodily spallation.
<Althego> that implies they were laminated
<Althego> carbon composite crew?
<KrazyKrl> turns out kerbals have bark rings like trees.
<raptop> heh
<KrazyKrl> ;mission add You reticulate your limbs.
<LunchBot> Added mission: You reticulate your limbs.
<raptop> !mission spline
<LunchBot> You try reticulating KSP's splines.
<FLHerne> .outcome add At first you were horrified...now you can't stop laughing.
<LunchBot> Added outcome: At first you were horrified...now you can't stop laughing.
<FLHerne> .outcome add You facepalm so hard it gives you a concussion.
<LunchBot> Added outcome: You facepalm so hard it gives you a concussion.
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<Eddi|zuHause> i wondered all those years, whether "reticulate" even has a meaning?
<raptop> !mission
<LunchBot> Today is a good day to die. You do not recognize the bodies in the water.
<raptop> hmm
<Althego> hehe
<Althego> so they did die
<raptop> (the outcome is a reference to https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-2316)
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<FLHerne> .outcome add You attempt to outwit the border patrol by devising cocaine-infused rocket components.
<LunchBot> Added outcome: You attempt to outwit the border patrol by devising cocaine-infused rocket components.
<FLHerne> oops, should be mission, will fix
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<packbart> transported by Cheech & Chong Logistics?
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<raptop> I'm pretty sure that CnCL focus on THC and CBD rich composites
<raptop> ...I half wonder if we should find a way to get this channel a more normal rating
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<Mat2ch> !mission
<LunchBot> You install all of the realism mods. You are forced to perform percussive maintenance.
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<FLHerne> the mission inspired by https://i.redd.it/fmdp3v8xpibb1.jpg - pallets made out of 1.2 tonnes of compressed cocaine
<FLHerne> hm, maybe the rules apply
<FLHerne> .mission del cocaine
<LunchBot> No mission found matching "cocaine".
<FLHerne> hm
<FLHerne> (deleted, rule 2.2b)
<packbart> it's ok if you spell it with a K
<FLHerne> .outcome add This would be against the channel rules, but it's ok because you spelled it with a K.
<LunchBot> Added outcome: This would be against the channel rules, but it's ok because you spelled it with a K.
<raptop> heh
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<Eddi|zuHause> !mission
<LunchBot> The market finally crashes. Valentina experiments with the psychedelic effects of eating the snow on Minmus.
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<XXCoder> snow?
<XXCoder> they meant mint ice cream
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