<LunchBot>
The market finally crashes. If it ain't broke, you're not tryin'.
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<XXCoder>
Awesome, I tried well.
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<raptop>
!mission add You take your favorite plane out for a spin.
<LunchBot>
Added mission: You take your favorite plane out for a spin.
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<XXCoder>
;mission
<LunchBot>
Jeb falls out of his craft and can't get back in. You fly straight into the London Eye.
<XXCoder>
no pilot, of course it went stright lol
<XXCoder>
probably need to get another jeb out of vats depending on how jeb lived or not
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<Eddi|zuHause>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You crack bad jokes in #kspofficial. Your crew loiters in Minmus orbit for too long and absorbs over 500 megasieverts of radiation.
<Eddi|zuHause>
but... were they mesmerized by the jokes, or were they trying to stay away from the jokes? :p
<XXCoder>
yes
<XXCoder>
;mission
<LunchBot>
You send 5 soldiers into a reaserch vessel with a nuke. The launch vehicle is too large for the lander and your craft overheats.
<XXCoder>
overheat with rads
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<darsie>
reaserch
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<Eddi|zuHause>
close enough :p
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<Eddi|zuHause>
!mission fixup s/ase/sea/
<LunchBot>
New text is: You send 5 soldiers into a research vessel with a nuke.
<Eddi|zuHause>
you can play regex golf with the fixups :p
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<sandbox>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You attempt to make a small edit to one of the parts. Your hilarious yet thrilling exploits are optioned by Hollywood to become a major film series.
<Eddi|zuHause>
sounds legit
<raptop>
!mission add You disassemble Moho to provide raw materials for a Dyson swarm.
<LunchBot>
Added mission: You disassemble Moho to provide raw materials for a Dyson swarm.
<Eddi|zuHause>
i have some doubts that gives enough material
<FLHerne>
it didn't say *only* Moho
<raptop>
Moho is just the obvious starting point
<SporkWitch>
That was one of the interesting details in Ringworld: they'd completely exhausted the materials of that solar system to build it, so when civilization collapsed and they lost the technology for matter-energy conversion, civilization could never rebuild because there simply weren't materials TO rebuild from and thus evolve and relearn what was lost.
<Eddi|zuHause>
well, the thing about all these mega-structures is that they're kinda doomed to fail if you don't immediately start with the whole thing.
<Eddi|zuHause>
like, you can't build a quarter ringworld, and then continue with the rest.
<FLHerne>
depends, you could build it quarter-width
<FLHerne>
and then widen the ring as required
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<KrazyKrl>
;mission add You create a new mystery goo formulation and name it "Flubber."
<LunchBot>
Added mission: You create a new mystery goo formulation and name it "Flubber."
<KrazyKrl>
;outcome add The only survivors were the subjects that had their bone marrow replaced with Flubber.
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: The only survivors were the subjects that had their bone marrow replaced with Flubber.
<raptop>
!outcome add Your crew is delaminated.
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: Your crew is delaminated.
<KrazyKrl>
;outcome add The crew dies to death due to bodily spallation.
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: The crew dies to death due to bodily spallation.
<Althego>
that implies they were laminated
<Althego>
carbon composite crew?
<KrazyKrl>
turns out kerbals have bark rings like trees.
<raptop>
heh
<KrazyKrl>
;mission add You reticulate your limbs.
<LunchBot>
Added mission: You reticulate your limbs.
<raptop>
!mission spline
<LunchBot>
You try reticulating KSP's splines.
<FLHerne>
.outcome add At first you were horrified...now you can't stop laughing.
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: At first you were horrified...now you can't stop laughing.
<FLHerne>
.outcome add You facepalm so hard it gives you a concussion.
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: You facepalm so hard it gives you a concussion.
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<Eddi|zuHause>
i wondered all those years, whether "reticulate" even has a meaning?