00:01 <FLHerne> "kaboosh!" sounds like the wrong meaning of 'fired'

00:02 <FLHerne> "out of the Mainsail prototype" isn't the one HR meant

00:03 <XXCoder> depends on what I meant by "fired" like fired from job, or out of cannon ;)

00:16 <Izzy> the neat thing about all these rocket failure post-mortems is that I haven't seen one so far that I haven't done before in KSP

00:16 <Izzy> "yeah I've messed up like that before"

00:19 <XXCoder> lol

00:19 <Izzy> spacecraft failure 100% speedrun

00:20 <XXCoder> fastest way I think, is add that fuel tank with 2 attachments for engines, attach only one, and launch and crash

00:20 <XXCoder> assuming actual launch is a requirement

00:21 <Izzy> meant more that 100%ing it would be encountering all failure modes

00:21 <XXCoder> ouch

05:48 <Eddi|zuHause> !mission add You postulate that the solution to the village barber paradox is that the barber is a woman.

05:48 <LunchBot> Added mission: You postulate that the solution to the village barber paradox is that the barber is a woman.

05:50 <Eddi|zuHause> !mission

05:50 <LunchBot> You decide rockets are too expensive, and build a giant catapult instead. You can't prove you aren't a chatbot.

05:50 <XXCoder> knew it. youre a chatbot

05:52 <XXCoder> ;mission add You use a chatbot for a mission idea.

05:52 <LunchBot> Added mission: You use a chatbot for a mission idea.

05:53 <Eddi|zuHause> !mission add You use !mission for a chatbot idea.

05:53 <LunchBot> Added mission: You use !mission for a chatbot idea.

05:53 <XXCoder> lol

11:21 <Eddi|zuHause> !mission

11:21 <LunchBot> After careful analysis of the planets' orbits, you find no evidence of an undiscovered Planet X in the Kerbol system. Sadly your snacks seem to consist of lamp oil, moth balls, charcoal, bags of sugar, and a kettle. Delicious!

11:21 <Eddi|zuHause> every food sounds gross if you just list the raw ingredients :p

11:24 <Althego> i take the sugar

11:26 <darsie> Eddi|zuHause: Be glad you don't know how it's produced.

12:06 <Althego> !lunch

12:06 <LunchBot> Fajitas.

12:06 <Althego> !lunch

12:06 <LunchBot> Bacon roll.

12:06 <Althego> i take that

12:07 <KrazyKrl> ;8ball is soylent green actually kerbals?

12:07 <LunchBot> Without a doubt.

12:12 <KrazyKrl> ;mission add You hire a consultant named "Torgue" to give input on your rocket.

12:12 <LunchBot> Added mission: You hire a consultant named "Torgue" to give input on your rocket.

12:14 <KrazyKrl> ;outcome add That's Un-BLEVE-able!

12:14 <LunchBot> Added outcome: That's Un-BLEVE-able!

12:19 <Althego> what is bleve?

12:21 <KrazyKrl> boiling liquid expanding vapor explosion.

12:22 <KrazyKrl> https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boiling_liquid_expanding_vapor_explosion

12:24 <KrazyKrl> ;outcome add You completely defenestrated the KSC.

12:24 <LunchBot> Added outcome: You completely defenestrated the KSC.

12:37 <KrazyKrl> ;outcome add Luckily all the witnesses and evidence of your crimes dissolved.

12:37 <LunchBot> Added outcome: Luckily all the witnesses and evidence of your crimes dissolved.

12:37 <KrazyKrl> ;mission

12:37 <LunchBot> You repeatedly play Star Wars sound effects to Werhner Von Kerman's mynah bird. You squeeze the last drop of LF out of the tank.

12:40 <KrazyKrl> ;outcome add You don't get punished because you were playing "Duel of the Fates" on your grandfather's gilded limited edition heirloom kazoo.

12:40 <LunchBot> Added outcome: You don't get punished because you were playing "Duel of the Fates" on your grandfather's gilded limited edition heirloom kazoo.

13:07 <Eddi|zuHause> !outcome add Maybe you should try that again.

13:07 <LunchBot> Added outcome: Maybe you should try that again.

13:07 <Eddi|zuHause> !mission

13:07 <LunchBot> You replace the mystery goo with LCL. At first, it seems all your kerbals returned from Eeloo in normal health, but then closer inspection reveals that they all have fangs.

13:07 <Eddi|zuHause> vampire kerbals. nice

13:08 <Eddi|zuHause> eeloo fly traps?

13:21 <KrazyKrl> eeloo is snake planet confirmed.

14:05 <Eddi|zuHause> !outcome add Your hovercraft ist full of eels.

14:05 <LunchBot> Added outcome: Your hovercraft ist full of eels.

14:33 <KrazyKrl> ;mission add You socket Amn+Ral+Mal+Ist+Ohm in your Terrier.

14:33 <LunchBot> Added mission: You socket Amn+Ral+Mal+Ist+Ohm in your Terrier.

15:20 <raptop> I'm pretty sure that converting kerbals into vampires is one of the less bad outcomes for things invovling LCL

15:34 <Eddi|zuHause> just earlier today someone was saying they watched "from dusk till dawn" for the first time, and was like "that movie doesn't seem to have aged well"

15:34 <raptop> hm

20:28 <Mat2ch> !mission

20:28 <LunchBot> You mis-apply the #RaptorMyths hashtag. Your efforts are misdirected and fail to address the underlying problem. Everything explodes.

20:29 <Mat2ch> Explosions solve everything always.

21:19 <raptop> Myth: raptors constantly explode

21:19 <raptop> Reality: Overpressure Georg, who lives in Brownsville and tests a Starship booster every day is an outlier and should not have been counted

21:20 <Mat2ch> well, it's called testing for a reason

21:45 <FLHerne> .mission add Your new friend tells you he's a space pirate, but you think he's joking.

21:45 <LunchBot> Added mission: Your new friend tells you he's a space pirate, but you think he's joking.

21:56 <FLHerne> .mission add Val adds a few pinches of chili powder to the Snacks, for variety.

21:56 <LunchBot> Added mission: Val adds a few pinches of chili powder to the Snacks, for variety.

22:05 <raptop> As one does https://photos.app.goo.gl/QcitsPwZyT5ghT96A

22:05 <raptop> Uh, since it's not clear, the bag in the middle is kashmiri chili powder