raptop changed the topic of #KSPOfficial to: Kerbal Space Program official channel | KSP2 current version: 0.1.3.2 | Rules: http://tinyurl.com/KSP-Rules | Δv maps: https://i.imgur.com/CHVnEeE.png https://i.imgur.com/gBoLsSt.png
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<XXCoder> ;mission
<LunchBot> You research the possibilities of demon summoning in the field rocket propulsion. You've added rings to Jool from leaving behind exploded craft.
<XXCoder> too much power from demons
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<raptop> That was considerably less bad than it could have gone
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<raptop> !8ball is a 3-stage ion powered craft with a nominal Δv of 70 km/s a good idea?
<LunchBot> Да
<XXCoder> !8ball what will I get for mission?
<LunchBot> Die young and leave behind a pretty corpse. That's what I always say.
<XXCoder> ah fancy
<XXCoder> ;mission
<LunchBot> You feed your kerbals catnip to see what will happen. Your kerbals don't really die of anything per se. They just stop being biology, and become physics.
<XXCoder> wow catnip made them move so fast. no pretty corpse though
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<FLHerne> lol
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<Eddi|zuHause> shouldn't it be called kerbnip then?
<XXCoder> probably
<XXCoder> ;mission
<LunchBot> You describe your rocket stack as "revolutionary SSTO-chain technology". You don't get FAR.
<XXCoder> bad stack
<Mat2ch> hrhr
<Eddi|zuHause> in my experience every "revolutionary <bunch of buzzwords>" ends up being just as bad as everything that was before
<XXCoder> sometimes they cover old stack with goo and put new fresh one on top of it. "goo" being translation api calls etc
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<darsie> 1339
<darsie> My offline clock is off.
<Azander> mission
<Azander> !mission
<LunchBot> You suggest terraforming an icy moon. Your announcement speech contains a fluff line about casting one's eyes skyward, leading to an unfortunate incident with Tindun Kerman and a catapult.
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<sandbox> !mission
<LunchBot> You attempt to put up a satellite to supply Kerbalnet access to Duna. Francis E Dec writes an accurate summary of your exploits.
<packbart> your 15 pages of fame
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<raptop> congratulations. maybe
<raptop> there were eventually be a dramatic reading
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<sk1lt0n> Speedy Gonzalez and Jerry visit Barbra Streisand and masturbate her cooter before being expelled by her super powerful spray of kosher cum juices! https://justpaste.it/Barbra_Streisand_Speedy_Gonzalez
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<FLHerne> .mission add A splitting headache impairs your judgement.
<LunchBot> Added mission: A splitting headache impairs your judgement.
<sandbox> !mission
<LunchBot> You attempt to fly a spaceplane with FAR. You miss your burn because the flight computer was spamming you with "system problem detected" dialogs.
<raptop> huh, and apparently network banned
<raptop> !mission
<LunchBot> You decide to cut your losses by covering your ships with probe cores and plugging your kerbals into neuro-interfaces. Bad biscuits make the baker broke, bro.
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<Izzy> so Near Future Construction has those 2.5m truss parts that can have tanks included
<Izzy> could be neat to build an airless body lander with a fairly big cargo bay
<Izzy> three of them side-by-side, the outer ones with tanks and the inner one as just a U-shape
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<Eddi|zuHause> !mission
<LunchBot> You try to make a KSP killer in Adventure Maker. Your mission report is considered apocryphal at best.
<Eddi|zuHause> that went about as well as expected :p
<Eddi|zuHause> !mission add You try to plant a flag on the sun.
<LunchBot> Added mission: You try to plant a flag on the sun.
<raptop> !outcome add Kerbol overheats and explodes.
<LunchBot> Added outcome: Kerbol overheats and explodes.
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