raptop changed the topic of #KSPOfficial to: Kerbal Space Program official channel | KSP2 current version: 0.1.3.2 | Rules: http://tinyurl.com/KSP-Rules | Δv maps: https://i.imgur.com/CHVnEeE.png https://i.imgur.com/gBoLsSt.png
<Eddi|zuHause> !mission
<LunchBot> You taunt Scott Manley. Your dual-fusion 1500 megawatt heavy duty super-colliding pneumatic diversitized quantum quantum space tape untangler fails.
<Eddi|zuHause> but did it fail fail, or just fail to taunt?
<raptop> It failed to prevent his revenge
<XXCoder> taunting revenge
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<raptop> If SRBs and LRBs are so good, why not gas boosters or plasma boosters?
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<Eddi|zuHause> gas booster=balloon?
<Eddi|zuHause> plasma booster=fusion engine?
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<Eddi|zuHause> !mission
<LunchBot> A cat gets on your keyboard and fires every thruster at once. Icefire explodes, emitting all kinds of deadly kmaths.
<Eddi|zuHause> people are always finding new ways to explode...
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<sandbox> !mission
<LunchBot> You breed radiation that glows in the presence of cats. The size of the paying is inversely proportional to the likelihoods of surviving for the collecting.
<XXCoder> so, not very likely I guess. but huge!
<sandbox> were the cats dead?
<XXCoder> good question
<XXCoder> ;mission
<LunchBot> You try to go to orbit with nothing but solid rockets. The customer ambassadors are requested to listen for any unusual noise and vibration once the journey commences.
<XXCoder> well hopefully it went well?
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<Eddi|zuHause> the real question is, does it stop radiating if it's not near cats?
<Eddi|zuHause> and what is "near"? they exist in the universe?
<Eddi|zuHause> !mission
<LunchBot> You install every mod on the curse site. PrefixCactus explodes, emitting all kinds of deadly PrefixSpines.
<Eddi|zuHause> and yet another explosion...
<FLHerne> .outcome add Eddi|zuHause explodes, emitting all kinds of deadly simulation games.
<LunchBot> Added outcome: Eddi|zuHause explodes, emitting all kinds of deadly simulation games.
<FLHerne> .mission add Bill stores all the different sizes of crimp connector in the same jar - there'll be plenty of time to sort them out later.
<LunchBot> Added mission: Bill stores all the different sizes of crimp connector in the same jar - there'll be plenty of time to sort them out later.
<KrazyKrl> ;outcome add You fail so hard that all the energy above absolute hot breaks the fabric of spacetime and invades another universe.
<LunchBot> Added outcome: You fail so hard that all the energy above absolute hot breaks the fabric of spacetime and invades another universe.
<FLHerne> .mission add You upload some urgent downdates.
<LunchBot> Added mission: You upload some urgent downdates.
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<raptop> TRAPPIST-1c: probably bare rock or a relatively thin atmosphere https://arxiv.org/abs/2308.05899
<Eddi|zuHause> !outcome add Bill leaps over a chair.
<LunchBot> Added outcome: Bill leaps over a chair.
<Eddi|zuHause> !mission add You close the launch window because of all the noise.
<LunchBot> Added mission: You close the launch window because of all the noise.
<Eddi|zuHause> !mission
<LunchBot> You found a modest rocket company with modest goals. You pass your exam, and are fully licensed as a pilot.
<Mat2ch> Eddi|zuHause: lol.
<Mat2ch> Closing the launch window. Nice one.
<Eddi|zuHause> modesty pays off
<Mat2ch> !mission
<LunchBot> You hold a black hole sale on black friday. Your brain is addled by cryptic commands.
<Mat2ch> The black holes were actually gateways to hell.
<Eddi|zuHause> as you command, dark master.
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<raptop> !mission add You plot out the Δv, departure, and arrival times for acquiring porkchops.
<LunchBot> Added mission: You plot out the Δv, departure, and arrival times for acquiring porkchops.
<raptop> !8ball Was the black hole sale in part determined by using the black scholes algorithm?
<LunchBot> No No No No No.
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<raptop> !8ball Are Eve's oceans large enough and hot enough to form hypercanes?
<LunchBot> Absolutely.
<raptop> RIP
<FLHerne> .outcome missile pods
<LunchBot> You wake the Captain when the hurricane becomes sapient and grows missile pods.
<raptop> Is that referencing something?
<FLHerne> yes
<raptop> (besides, aren't hurricanes armed with 0.303 machine guns?
<raptop> )
<FLHerne> hah
<FLHerne> https://www.schlockmercenary.com/2013-09-16 and the next few are the initial hurricane thing
<FLHerne> .outcome unwanted hurricanes
<LunchBot> Some baffles added to your O'Neill cylinder prevent the unwanted hurricanes.
<FLHerne> https://www.schlockmercenary.com/2013-10-12 "wake me if it becomes sentient and grows missile pods"
<FLHerne> the entire O'Neill cylinder <spoiler>, but not the hurricane as such
<raptop> hm
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<FLHerne> .outcome Nothing stops you from finding out the truth, besides not wanting to find out.
<LunchBot> No outcome found matching "Nothing stops you from finding out the truth, besides not wanting to find out.".
<FLHerne> .outcome add Nothing stops you from finding out the truth, besides not wanting to find out.
<LunchBot> Added outcome: Nothing stops you from finding out the truth, besides not wanting to find out.
<FLHerne> raptop: if you ever feel inclined to look at Schlock, start of 'Longshoreman of the Apocalypse' is probably a good place to start
<raptop> hm
<FLHerne> the actual start is good but also kind of terrible
<FLHerne> especially the art because Mr Tayler hadn
<FLHerne> 't learned to draw then :p
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