<KrazyKrl>
;mission add You attempt to drift your spaceplane... but this causes an unrecoverable flat spin.
<LunchBot>
Added mission: You attempt to drift your spaceplane... but this causes an unrecoverable flat spin.
<raptop>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You barbecue a roll. You accidentally call Laythe "Lethe" in a press conference, causing everyone to forget about going to space today.
<raptop>
!mission add In a bid to increase crew survivability, you stroggify your kerbals.
<LunchBot>
Added mission: In a bid to increase crew survivability, you stroggify your kerbals.
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<sandbox>
!mission
<LunchBot>
Wernher orders the construction of an orbital toilet. Your mission fails due to lack of exclamation points.
<kremlin>
space toilets are incredibly involved
<kremlin>
best to contract german firm
<FLHerne>
stroggify?
<FLHerne>
ah
<FLHerne>
"in a brutal surgical process, the limbs and flesh of the fallen are fused with metal and machinery to create the monstrosities that are the alien Strogg"
<packbart>
You Will Be Like Us
<raptop>
FLHerne: yeah, the Strogg are the bad guys in Quake 2
<raptop>
...given that they're both Orange(tm), are Quake 2 and Project Wingman set in the same universe?
<FLHerne>
.outcome add There's blood all over the floor, but it's the wrong colour to be yours.
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: There's blood all over the floor, but it's the wrong colour to be yours.
<raptop>
hmm
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<FLHerne>
.outcome add CEASE.
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: CEASE.
<packbart>
Commence and insist!
<Eddi|zuHause>
!outcome add Please don't do that again.
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: Please don't do that again.
<Eddi|zuHause>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You let out a galvanised squeal. VallCactus loses all his suclearnubPoints™.
<Eddi|zuHause>
at least it didn't explode... this time...
<raptop>
!outcome add At least it didn't explode this time.
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: At least it didn't explode this time.
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<raptop>
!mission foolish
<LunchBot>
No mission found matching "foolish".
<raptop>
!mission add You foolishly oppose the Dream of the Sun.
<LunchBot>
Added mission: You foolishly oppose the Dream of the Sun.
<FLHerne>
.outcome You return to Kerbin in triumph.
<LunchBot>
No outcome found matching "You return to Kerbin in triumph.".
<FLHerne>
.outcome add You return to Kerbin in triumph.
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: You return to Kerbin in triumph.
<XXCoder>
;outcome add You crash right by space con, then enter as-is, as you are already dressed for it!
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: You crash right by space con, then enter as-is, as you are already dressed for it!
<FLHerne>
ah, the ending of Galaxy Quest
<FLHerne>
well, that was right *into* the space con, but still
<Eddi|zuHause>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You do the stealy on the plans. It turns out that birdwatching goes both ways.
<Eddi|zuHause>
if you can see them, they can see you.
<Eddi|zuHause>
i guess that means the stealth mission failed
<raptop>
yep
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<XXCoder>
FLHerne: yep had that in mind lol
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<raptop>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You tape down the trigger of your handgun, deciding to just use the safety to fire it. Suddenly, time travel has been invented about 276 years in your future. A feedback loop radically alters your past and present.
<raptop>
In which lunchbot misunderstands the grandfather paradox; there's no paradox if your grandfather kills you!