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<Eddi|zuHause>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You cause Quatroking to add lots and lots of missions per unit time. You miss your burn because the flight computer was spamming you with "system problem detected" dialogs.
<Eddi|zuHause>
lots of missions means lots of errors. just the cost of doing business :p
<sandbox>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You search for the fabled Gas Planet II. The whole process becomes steadily more unhinged.
<Althego>
leet time
<darsie>
1337
<Torgo>
The situation becomes more unhinged because of entropy and part wear.
<Torgo>
pretty much everything hinged becomes steadily unhinged due to normal usage.
<Mat2ch>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You run out of jetpack fuel while on EVA. Why not?
<Mat2ch>
!outcome home
<LunchBot>
You receive a sixpack of Jeb's Homebrew 75% Ginger Ale (with zero asbestos!) instead.
<Mat2ch>
!outcome stayed home
<LunchBot>
No outcome found matching "stayed home".
<Mat2ch>
!outcome add You should have stayed home.
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: You should have stayed home.
<Torgo>
;outcome add You should have stayed home... but that aftermath is bringing part of your home back to you.
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: You should have stayed home... but that aftermath is bringing part of your home back to you.
<Mat2ch>
hey
<Mat2ch>
:D
<Mat2ch>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You land your giant transit vehicle on its nozzles on the surface of Minmus. Pictures taken during your trip are ignored by everyone.
<LunchBot>
You try to recapture all your base that are belong to the Kraken. It's fortunate that no-one seemed to live on Kerbin outside the space agency.
<Althego>
hehe
<Althego>
i guess the krake nwon
<Eddi|zuHause>
the kraken always does.
<Althego>
thhe dahaka too
<Eddi|zuHause>
your keyboard is already possessed, too.
<Althego>
no
<Althego>
i am too sleepy
<Althego>
almost midnightr
<Mat2ch>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You sit 3 days straight playing KSP and develop a thrombosis in your legs which eventually breaks free and blocks vital arteries. You don't get punished because you were playing "Duel of the Fates" on your grandfather's gilded limited edition heirloom kazoo.
<Althego>
lol
<Althego>
should have been dad's kazoo
<Mat2ch>
well, since I'm dead now, no means in punishing me...
<raptop>
Well, we can't, but we can ask the demons to do so
<Althego>
unless he is like homer simpson, hell could not punish him, he ate all of their donuts
<Mat2ch>
I just asked my inner demons. They were not amused.
<raptop>
That's the problem with ironic punishments
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<Mat2ch>
Actually I have a good relationship with my inner demons.
<Mat2ch>
They just need a sacrifice from time to time.
<XXCoder>
my inner demons got bored of me so long ago, and left to become external demons
<Mat2ch>
Does that mean you have to feed them?
<sandbox>
they ran out of rations
<XXCoder>
dunno they left lol
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<packbart>
the demon-sharing for the modern gig-economy
<raptop>
!mission add You insist that all future missions be "purple pigeons" to increase public interest.
<LunchBot>
Added mission: You insist that all future missions be "purple pigeons" to increase public interest.
<XXCoder>
;mission
<LunchBot>
A long time ago- Actually, never, and also now, nothing is nowhere. When? Never. Makes sense, right? Like I said, it didn't happen. Nothing was never anywhere. That's why it's been everywhere. It's been so everywhere, you don't need a where. You don't even need a when. That's how "every" it gets. The KAA refuses to grant you a launch license. The environment is saved.
<XXCoder>
kaa argument on denial of approval is bit weird...
<raptop>
This is what happens when Bill Wurtz writes your proposal
<raptop>
!outcome add The floor is now lava.
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: The floor is now lava.
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