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<Eddi|zuHause>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You send Stalin Kerman to Duna to colonise a red planet. The KAA refuses to grant you a launch license. The environment is saved.
<Eddi|zuHause>
poor stalin, didn't go to space.
<XXCoder>
no mars analog colonies
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<sandbox>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You find a control panel that reminds you of a keyboard, and play DEVO. The launch window gets delayed after the KSC's janitor spills twenty vats of whale blubber over the launchpad.
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<FLHerne>
.outcome add Years into the mission, Bill admits that he's really Felipe Kerman -
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: Years into the mission, Bill admits that he's really Felipe Kerman -
<FLHerne>
oops
<FLHerne>
.outcome add Years into the mission, Bill claims to actually be Felipe Kerman, a technician, and inadvertently taken the real Bill's place after he died. You're not sure if you believe him.
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: Years into the mission, Bill claims to actually be Felipe Kerman, a technician, and inadvertently taken the real Bill's place after he died. You're not sure if you believe him.
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<Eddi|zuHause>
you might want to clean up the partial outcome?
<Eddi|zuHause>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You decide to bring a c. 1942 E6B flight computer to the written portion of your pilot license exam. The KAA refuses to grant you a launch license. The environment is saved.
<Eddi|zuHause>
i guess i failed the exam.
<sandbox>
1337
<darsie>
.
<Althego>
hehe
<Althego>
but scott didnt, with the same tool
<Mat2ch>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You stir the tanks. You stumble upon a team of faux-scientists arguing dimensions.
<Mat2ch>
In the tanks. Wow.
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<Eddi|zuHause>
it probably was the chillest room :p
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<FLHerne>
Eddi|zuHause: I usually fix stuff by PM, it cuts down on the spam
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<KrazyKrl>
I also like to invoke the Prime Minister when i did a small woopsie-doodle.
<KrazyKrl>
;mission add You become chairman of the B.O.R.E.D. (Board of Rocket Engine Design.)
<LunchBot>
Added mission: You become chairman of the B.O.R.E.D. (Board of Rocket Engine Design.)
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<sandbox>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You finally cave in and push the big red button. The front fell off.
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<raptop>
Guess we know what that button does now
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<raptop>
!mission add You launch a survey to determine if The Kraken is an invasive species.
<LunchBot>
Added mission: You launch a survey to determine if The Kraken is an invasive species.
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<raptop>
!8ball Are kapybaras better pilots than kerbals?
<LunchBot>
Of course!
<raptop>
(Sorry Jeb)
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<Eddi|zuHause>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You are asked to kill Santa under mysterious circumstances. You learn for yourself the true cost of lies.
<Eddi|zuHause>
but did i learn the true meaning of christmas?
<raptop>
of course not
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<FLHerne>
!8ball ^
<LunchBot>
Not yet.
<FLHerne>
there's still hope at least
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<Azander>
!mission
<LunchBot>
ATK lobbyists force you to add more boosters. You discover that Eve's oceans are puddles of gray goo in the most unpleasant way possible.
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<FLHerne>
.outcome add Your ethics concerns are resolved by entropy. Always nice when that happens.
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: Your ethics concerns are resolved by entropy. Always nice when that happens.
<raptop>
:D
<raptop>
!outcome add All of the survivors were outside of your lightcone.
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: All of the survivors were outside of your lightcone.
<raptop>
!outcome fixup s/were/are/
<LunchBot>
New text is: All of the survivors are outside of your lightcone.
<raptop>
!outcome fixup s/./. For now./
<LunchBot>
New text is: All of the survivors are outside of your lightcone. For now.
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<Mat2ch>
!mission
<LunchBot>
Stock aero comes out. All context is lost.
<Azander>
!mission
<LunchBot>
Kmath can't be bothered to find you a mission. There is a relevant xkcd made tomorrow.
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<FLHerne>
.outcome add All information is now conveyed by adding factoids to LunchBot. Other forms of language are slowly forgotten.
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: All information is now conveyed by adding factoids to LunchBot. Other forms of language are slowly forgotten.
<FLHerne>
I do worry about this and wonder if I should turn off or limit the bot
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<packbart>
what outcome do you expect?
<Eddi|zuHause>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You replace the mystery goo with LCL. The Magic Boulder blows raspberries at you.
<raptop>
Everyone dislikes the switch from green to orange
<LunchBot>
You clear away the junk parts nobody touched in 3 years. Even the parachute catches fire.
<Mat2ch>
Nobody said HOW to clear them.
<raptop>
cleansing fire
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<sandbox>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You attempt to make an engine that runs on electricity. Space folds so much that you need to setup a thunderdome for all the copies of Jeb that appear.
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<raptop>
Electricity only, no propellant? Yeah, that sort of wackiness makes sense