raptop changed the topic of #KSPOfficial to: Kerbal Space Program official channel | KSP2 current version: 0.1.4.0 | Rules: http://tinyurl.com/KSP-Rules | Δv maps: https://i.imgur.com/CHVnEeE.png https://i.imgur.com/gBoLsSt.png
<raptop> No, no, we're just setting the rockets on fire
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<Eddi|zuHause> but since it's a routine, not a method, it would still require the rocket to be one of the two inputs
<Eddi|zuHause> (and depending on the language, "this" may be an implicit or an explicit parameter, even if it was a method)
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<XXCoder> ;mission
<LunchBot> You start a new podcast. Everyone mistakes you for a forum moderator.
<XXCoder> ok thats weird link between podcast that would be impossible for me, and forum moderator
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<XXCoder> ;mission
<LunchBot> You attempt to ignite the thrusters by rubbing two sticks together. You miss your burn because the flight computer was spamming you with "system problem detected" dialogs.
<XXCoder> yeah couldnt heat sticks when I had to dismiss dialogs
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<sandbox> !mission
<LunchBot> You create a new mystery goo formulation and name it "Flubber." You are not going to space today.
<darsie> .outcome add You scream.
<LunchBot> Added outcome: You scream.
<darsie> .outcome add Nobody hears you.
<LunchBot> Added outcome: Nobody hears you.
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<Eddi|zuHause> !mission
<LunchBot> You build a rocket with over 9000 low-powered but crazily efficient engines on its first stage. You leave your rocket on the launchpad too long and the launch escape system is activated by the rotation of Kerbin.
<Althego> hehe
<Althego> true story bro
<Althego> this time unironically
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<Mat2ch> oh yes, that was one heck of an oversight
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<raptop> darsie: to bad no one heard me, there was ice cream!
<darsie> .
<sandbox> !mission
<LunchBot> Meanwhile, back at the farm... That wasn't supposed to explode.
<raptop> That's a good one
<Mat2ch> hehe
<Mat2ch> !mission
<LunchBot> You simply your physics model to use general relativistic magnetohydrodyanmics. You wake the Captain when the hurricane becomes sapient and grows missile pods.
<Mat2ch> Ah, the Kraken has returned.
<Mat2ch> Ship 25 stacking
<darsie> You simply your physics model?
<Mat2ch> probably simplify?
<darsie> change?
<Althego> but in what world using relativistic magnetohydrodynamics a simply step?
<Mat2ch> where are the native speakers if you need 'em? :D
<raptop> The mission part is intentionally silly
<raptop> !mission fixup s/simply/simplify/
<LunchBot> New text is: You simplify your physics model to use general relativistic magnetohydrodyanmics.
<Althego> i guess it is still simpler than quantumgravity
<raptop> also indirectly an xkcd reference
<Althego> yes i know
<Althego> Magnetohydrodynamics combines the intuitive nature of Maxwell's equations with the easy solvability of the Navier-Stokes equations. It's so straightforward physicists add "relativistic" or "quantum" just to keep it from getting boring.
<darsie> ME look so simple with these hieroglyphs.
<Althego> as far as i know after more than 200 years navier stokes are as hard as ever
<Althego> maxwell seems to be a bit better understood
<Althego> that is why the text said intuitive
<Althego> these are simple
<Althego> but you can get everything from these so ultimately they just look dceptively simple
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<Eddi|zuHause> !mission
<LunchBot> You question the wisdom of retrograde Bop. You create a 3m inline docking port.
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<Azander> !mission
<LunchBot> You strap Bobs guitar to a booster and send it to Eve. This unsurprisingly causes a resonance cascade.
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<raptop> !choose touch grass|collect a surface sample from the grasslands
<LunchBot> touch grass
<Azander> !choose bear on Lunchbot to get some lunch|!mission
<LunchBot> bear on Lunchbot to get some lunch
<Azander> :/
<Eddi|zuHause> the guitar... resonated... that's kind of the job of a guitar?
<raptop> !lunch
<LunchBot> Chlorine trifluoride.
<raptop> Okay, that's how I start the fire, but what do I cook?
<FLHerne> Eddi|zuHause: that's why it's unsurprising
<raptop> !outcome add The resulting disaster is very, very, orange.
<LunchBot> Added outcome: The resulting disaster is very, very, orange.
<XXCoder> ;mission add You decide not to do mission this time. You go to bar. Bartender brings out a bottle. You ask what it is. He says ... it's green.
<LunchBot> Added mission: You decide not to do mission this time. You go to bar. Bartender brings out a bottle. You ask what it is. He says ... it's green.
<raptop> midori breeze?
<raptop> hrm, that might violate channel rules. It's gatorade
<raptop> or monster
<XXCoder> not even scotty knows
<Azander> !mission
<LunchBot> You try to emulate KSP using cellular automata. The Kraken uses rocket propulsion to get halfway to anywhere.
<Azander> yikes!
<XXCoder> wow cellular automata even has Kraken
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<Eddi|zuHause> !mission
<LunchBot> You adopt the Korolev Cross as a religious symbol. The results are visible only with a telescope under certain atmospheric conditions.