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<raptop>
!mission
<LunchBot>
Your finger slips, and you type ";fission" instead of ";mission." KAIB announced that it was writing a safety digest into this incident. Having assessed further evidence which has come to light since this decision was taken, KAIB has now decided to carry out an investigation.
<XXCoder>
whoa
<XXCoder>
;mission
<LunchBot>
After trying a meta-meat pie at the KSC, you build a protein/anti-protein generator. The Kerbals in Black arrive and begin issuing mandatory "eye exams."
<raptop>
I feel like a *different* agency should be involved in that investigation
<XXCoder>
knew it. it was from alien tech
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<XXCoder>
;mission
<LunchBot>
You forgo struts in an effort to cut down on the cost of your vessel. Out Of Memory.
<XXCoder>
less is more I guess
<raptop>
Guess you shouldn't have also cut down on the RAM costs
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<XXCoder>
seems so
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<KrazyKrl>
;outcome add Instead of seeing a total eclipse, you experience a total eclipse of the heart.
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: Instead of seeing a total eclipse, you experience a total eclipse of the heart.
<XXCoder>
lol
<XXCoder>
;outcome add Result was so strange that everyone said "what the heck?". Even Kraken come down and said that.
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: Result was so strange that everyone said "what the heck?". Even Kraken come down and said that.
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<Eddi|zuHause>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You do not read the EULA. emacs abuses you.
<darsie>
.outcome add !wq
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: !wq
<darsie>
.outcome add You fall into Moho and discover a naked singularity.
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: You fall into Moho and discover a naked singularity.
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<FLHerne>
.outcome add The future is bright, and brightly colored.
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: The future is bright, and brightly colored.
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<LunchBot>
Bob insists you are a chav. The resulting explosion blew right past nuclear pasta into the baffling new world of nuclear taquitos.
<Eddi|zuHause>
nothing better than a good bar brawl in the afternoon
<minas_tirith>
hi
<darsie>
1355
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<sandbox>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You decide to have tea rather than coffee for fun. You should have stayed home... but that aftermath is bringing part of your home back to you.
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<darsie>
.mission add You dip your flight computer into hot tea.
<LunchBot>
Added mission: You dip your flight computer into hot tea.
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<sandbox>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You throw a cat into the chat. After a series of spelling mistakes, instead of a mission you do emission.
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<raptop>
...that mission/outcome combination works together entirely too well
<raptop>
darsie: wait, !wq and not :wq?
<raptop>
(also, all hail :x as a command)
<darsie>
not sure
<darsie>
.outcome fixup s/!wq/:wq/
<LunchBot>
New text is: :wq
* raptop
ponders
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<Mat2ch>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You set your parachute on fire. Your experience tells you this is not a great situation to be in.
<Mat2ch>
Not, it is not.
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* X
has been hailed as a command
<Mat2ch>
No, your name is Twitter. Don't deny it!
<XXCoder>
𝕏 formerly known as twitter
<Althego>
x is short for ex-twitte
<Althego>
r
<Mat2ch>
hrhr
<darsie>
bash: x: command not found
<raptop>
Does X11 imply a twitter11?
<Mat2ch>
twitter10, I think.
<packbart>
then again, I had a BMW Twitter5 rental SUV last holiday
<LunchBot>
New text is: Siskel & Ebert reviews the movie that was based on your mission, and they liked it, other than too many explosions.
<Pinkbeast>
I'm not super happy with "other than" but "besides from" is pure "resp."
<XXCoder>
its fine
<Pinkbeast>
Even "besides" would be better
<Mat2ch>
maybe "only criticising"?
<XXCoder>
that might work better
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<Azander>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You "wish to exercise your right to navigate the Cosmos and demand to be allowed to navigate, against the advice of the launch director" and sign the disclaimer. The garbage collector deletes your rocket.
<Azander>
before or after I try to launch?
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<Pinkbeast>
Unfortunately, while you are sitting in it on the pad
<XXCoder>
thats still better than being deleted and leaving rocket going up
<XXCoder>
;mission
<LunchBot>
To accelerate R&D, you construct a device that reifies any hypothetical suggestion made in the building. Your name is mysteriously capitalized.
<XXCoder>
fancy
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<raptop>
XXCODER
<XXCoder>
omg
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<Eddi|zuHause>
!mission
<LunchBot>
Someone notices the typo in this mission. A netsplit occurs and you fail to read the end of that story.