00:00 <FLHerne> .mission add There's the right way, the wrong way, and the Kerbal way which is the wrong way but faster.

00:00 <LunchBot> Added mission: There's the right way, the wrong way, and the Kerbal way which is the wrong way but faster.

00:16 <FLHerne> .mission add You found a computer. Wait a second, this is cool. It does what you want it to. If it makes a mistake, it's because you screwed it up. Not because it doesn't like you... Or feels threatened by you.. Or thinks you're a smart ass..

00:16 <LunchBot> Added mission: You found a computer. Wait a second, this is cool. It does what you want it to. If it makes a mistake, it's because you screwed it up. Not because it doesn't like you... Or feels threatened by you.. Or thinks you're a smart ass..

00:37 <Eddi|zuHause> !mission add You organize a blind date between two random white suits.

00:37 <LunchBot> Added mission: You organize a blind date between two random white suits.

00:37 <Eddi|zuHause> !mission

00:37 <LunchBot> Per UmbralRaptop's last memo, you start saving your screenshots as FITS images. By the time Jebediah manages to decelerate, the universe is nearing heat death.

00:42 <XXCoder> hmmm many steps missing

02:33 <XXCoder> ;mission add You play Simon says with crew on your craft.

02:33 <LunchBot> Added mission: You play Simon says with crew on your craft.

02:33 <XXCoder> ;mission

02:33 <LunchBot> You put your hand out the window to get a feel for aerodynamics. As you approach the surface of Jool you see your reflection in a metallic hydrogen mirror and watch your space suit collapse in horror.

02:34 <XXCoder> yeah jool air be thick and high pressure.

09:06 <Eddi|zuHause> !mission

09:06 <LunchBot> Bill drops a superconducting space pen into an open floor hatch; this causes mystery goo to be emitted from several of the spacecraft's key systems. Your mission devolves into a debate over whether its name is an acronym or an initialism.

09:09 <Eddi|zuHause> !mission add After learning about quantum magnetohydrodynamics you try to apply it to your next rocket design.

09:09 <LunchBot> Added mission: After learning about quantum magnetohydrodynamics you try to apply it to your next rocket design.

11:40 <Althego> https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2F1mcyz9g6cgub1.jpg

11:40 <Althego> must be well prepared kerbals

11:43 <Eddi|zuHause> in germany we have a potato quality grade called "only animl fodder or military"

11:43 <Althego> lol

11:43 <Althego> good enough for the military

11:44 <Mat2ch> hrhr

11:45 <darsie> 1345

12:32 <packbart> Eddi|zuHause: hm. I can't find anything about it. what's the grade called?

12:58 <Mat2ch> !mission

12:58 <LunchBot> You upgrade the launchpad. You do a barrel roll into the VAB.

12:58 <Mat2ch> Weeeeeee

13:09 <Althego> star trek into vab

13:20 <Mat2ch> Isn't a bad thing.

13:20 <Mat2ch> ;)

15:47 <FLHerne> .outcome add You are exempted from leap years.

15:47 <LunchBot> Added outcome: You are exempted from leap years.

16:47 <Eddi|zuHause> there was this one time where sweden wanted to tansition from julian to gregorian calendar by leaving out leap years for the next 40-ish years

16:48 <Eddi|zuHause> ... meaning for this entire time they would be desynchronized from both calendars

16:48 <Eddi|zuHause> they then undid this by having a double leap year with a 30th february.

21:56 <sandbox> !mission

21:56 <LunchBot> You see that one of your control rods is stuck and manually pull it up. Space folds so much that you need to setup a thunderdome for all the copies of Jeb that appear.

22:10 <darsie> .mission add You attempt a low energy transfer to the Mun.

22:10 <LunchBot> Added mission: You attempt a low energy transfer to the Mun.

22:13 <darsie> .outcome add You install Principia.

22:13 <LunchBot> Added outcome: You install Principia.

22:14 <darsie> I didn't.

22:17 <Eddi|zuHause> !mission

22:17 <LunchBot> You attempt to make a small edit to one of the parts. Oh well, these things happen.

22:17 <Eddi|zuHause> tame, easy mission today.

22:46 <XXCoder> looks like.

22:46 <XXCoder> ;mission

22:46 <LunchBot> You trigger the Big Crunch. And everyone lived happily ever after.

22:46 <XXCoder> happy end of universe day all!

22:47 <XXCoder> ;mission add It was dark and stormy day at base.

22:47 <LunchBot> Added mission: It was dark and stormy day at base.

22:52 <FLHerne> this reminds me of William McGonagall's poem https://en.wikisource.org/wiki/The_Tay_Bridge_Disaster

22:53 <FLHerne> widely regarded as one of the worst well-known poets in the English language :p

22:58 <FLHerne> .outcome add You must now conclude your lay / by telling the world fearlessly without the least dismay / that your central girders would not have given way / at least many sensible men do say / had they been supported on each side with trusses / at least many sensible men confesses. / For the stronger we our rockets do build / The less chance we have of being killed.

22:58 <LunchBot> Added outcome: You must now conclude your lay / by telling the world fearlessly without the least dismay / that your central girders would not have given way / at least many sensible men do say / had they been supported on each side with trusses / at least many sensible men confesses. / For the stronger we our rockets do build / The less chance we have of being killed.

23:56 <XXCoder> fl lol my mission is from one of books, one of worse starting point of story

23:56 <XXCoder> https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/It_was_a_dark_and_stormy_night

23:57 <XXCoder> ;mission del It was dark and stormy day at base.

23:57 <LunchBot> Deleted mission: "It was dark and stormy day at base."

23:57 <XXCoder> ;mission del It was dark and stormy night at base.

23:57 <LunchBot> No mission found matching "It was dark and stormy night at base.".

23:57 <XXCoder> ;mission add It was dark and stormy night at base.

23:57 <LunchBot> Added mission: It was dark and stormy night at base.