<raptop>
Mat2ch: mandatory emoji presentation for hanzi sounds amusing for some reason
<raptop>
packbart: it sorta is. Though AIUI, moreso for its predecessor (Simple Rockets)
<packbart>
ah, I didn't know they were related. I've seen Simple Rockets
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* darsie
picked up Alwise Kerman on Duna. Now I have to get back home.
<darsie>
tomorrow
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<raptop>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You consult !8ball at every stage of the design process. One of your crew ends up preventing Kessler syndrome because he was denied his snacks for a week.
<raptop>
It's nice when randomly doing things works
<XXCoder>
yep
<XXCoder>
;mission
<LunchBot>
You send Gilly Kerman to Gilly. The rocket is on fire and you've lost your hat.
<XXCoder>
nooo my special edition ksp hat!!
<raptop>
This is what happens when there's a gilly overflow error!
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<Eddi|zuHause>
raptop: there once was this study on stock markets, and the cats pressing random buttons outperfromed the "experts"
<Eddi|zuHause>
!mission
<LunchBot>
Your birthday present to Jeb will be a ride on the biggest rocket to ever launch from Kerbin. The more thrust, the more sins of design you can get away with.
<Eddi|zuHause>
!outcome add You won't BELIEVE what happened NEXT!
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: You won't BELIEVE what happened NEXT!
<Eddi|zuHause>
maybe there's some clickbait trope missing...
<Eddi|zuHause>
anyway, Jeb will LOVE the thrust...
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<Althego>
lol clickbait has arrived to the outcomes
<Mat2ch>
hrhr
<Mat2ch>
I think there was something similar already in there ;)
<Mat2ch>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You sacrifice an anode to Ferris. Your SRBs are liquidated.
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<darsie>
I don't watch videos I won't believe. Waste of time.
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* darsie
recovered Alwise Kerman from the surface of Duna on Kerbin.
<packbart>
"the surface of Duna on Kerbin" - the sound stage where all the Duna landings were filmed?
<Mat2ch>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You code an IRC bot that counts down to real-life launches. B787_300 spontaneously combusts.
<Mat2ch>
Ain't here anymore either.
<FLHerne>
he's WeylandsWings now
<FLHerne>
hm, in #SpaceX but not here
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<Eddi|zuHause>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You weld a convict into a submarine to explore anomalies in an ocean of blood. Your MET clock now blinks 12:00 all the time.
<Althego>
iron lung?
<Althego>
!outcome trauma
<LunchBot>
You have suffered. minor. head trauma. This is considered. an optimal. outcome.
<Althego>
i prefer subnautica over iron lung
<raptop>
Yeah, that mission is an iron lung reference (source: I added it)
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<Eddi|zuHause>
!mission add Your planned location for a secret mun base turns out to be already occupied.
<LunchBot>
Added mission: Your planned location for a secret mun base turns out to be already occupied.
<Althego>
occupied by what? aliens?
<Althego>
large people with small eyes?
<Eddi|zuHause>
questions just beget more questions.
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<raptop>
!8ball Do kerbals have Original Sin?
<LunchBot>
Да
<raptop>
well then
<Mat2ch>
!8ball Should I sell all my stuff and move to the Moon?
<LunchBot>
THERE IS AS YET INSUFFICIENT DATA FOR A MEANINGFUL ANSWER.
<packbart>
you'd need to specify the amount and value of the stuff, I'd say
<Mat2ch>
A dollar and a dime
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<Eddi|zuHause>
i think the bigger deal is the risk assessment :p
<packbart>
Immersional Damping System: Squirrel
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<Mat2ch>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You upgrade R&D. This strikes everyone as unreasonably dangerous, so you're swamped by volunteers.
<Mat2ch>
What?
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<Mat2ch>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You accidentally load your old KSP 1 career save in KSP 2. You fail the Voight-Kampff test.
<Mat2ch>
I'm not a Synth!
<raptop>
That's what they all say
<Mat2ch>
But I'm not "all"!
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<FLHerne>
Mat2ch: Kerbals love unreasonable danger
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