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<Eddi|zuHause>
well, that's what happens if you break laws of physics.
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<Eddi|zuHause>
!mission
<LunchBot>
Jeb incurs the wrath of the interdimensional space gnomes (no relation) Everyone prays we'll get to know what happened before the heat death of the universe.
<Eddi|zuHause>
!mission fixup s/)/)./
<LunchBot>
New text is: Jeb incurs the wrath of the interdimensional space gnomes (no relation).
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<raptop>
!8ball Can you do chemistry with orbital elements?
<LunchBot>
The answer's still no.
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<sandbox>
!mission
<LunchBot>
The void calls to you. Boom!
<Althego>
short but powerful
<XXCoder>
yeah
<XXCoder>
shortest I ever got was 3 word
<XXCoder>
someone got 2
<XXCoder>
unless theres blank mission or outcome somehow, it cant be shorter
<XXCoder>
;mission
<LunchBot>
Joe Kerman realizes his mission has no plan of return, so Joe plots a new course that terminates into an active volcano. A mushroom cloud develops on the horizon.
<XXCoder>
joe crashed too hard
<Mat2ch>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You search for Minmus' missing mass. So much blood :(
<Mat2ch>
I have questions here
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<Althego>
must be a john wick style showdown
<Althego>
or wait, you found the mass and it was all blood
<Mat2ch>
oh, ok
<Mat2ch>
that's horrifying.
<sandbox>
mass effect
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<Mat2ch>
!mission
<LunchBot>
Bob exclaims "I am not a fish!" as he reads the test results... "Salmonella: Positive" You are unexpectedly Zorged.
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<Eddi|zuHause>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You confuse kilobytes and trilobites. You notice the double-space formatting in ;mission. This messes with you to no end.
<Eddi|zuHause>
so many trilobites wasted in empty space
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<sandbox>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You upgrade R&D. Your crewmembers are arrested for flying while green.
<FLHerne>
.mission add Wernher declares that each rocket "MUST BE ARTISANALLY CRAFTED, WITH NO COPYING."
<LunchBot>
Added mission: Wernher declares that each rocket "MUST BE ARTISANALLY CRAFTED, WITH NO COPYING."
<raptop>
I feel like there has to be a way to sneak a joke about the flaws in panzer production into .mission
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<Eddi|zuHause>
!mission add You organize a face-off between the Kraken and Bagger 288.
<LunchBot>
Added mission: You organize a face-off between the Kraken and Bagger 288.
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<Althego>
hehe
<darsie>
idk Bagger 288.
<darsie>
Bagger 288 is one of the largest land vehicles in the world and is commonly referred to as a "bucket-wheel excavator." It was built by the German company Krupp (now ThyssenKrupp) and is used in open-pit mining operations.
<Pinkbeast>
Oh, sure, the Kraken is _terrified_ of very large craft no wait
<Mat2ch>
A very large craft that has been working for 45 years.
<Pinkbeast>
I mean, by the time the Kraken devours your craft in the outer reaches of the system - where the old Kraken used to be most feisty - the craft has been working for many years.
<Mat2ch>
Feasting on its enemies.
<Pinkbeast>
Bagger 288, better yet, is on the ground, it has wheels, and it's doing ISRU. It's about peak Kraken-bair
<Pinkbeast>
*bait
<Pinkbeast>
wheels> ok, tracks, which I guess means it's using KSPWheel and probably has fewer issues there
<Mat2ch>
tracks in KSP... would've liked to see some
<Pinkbeast>
Kerbal Foundries has them
<Pinkbeast>
I circumnavigated Kerbin with Kerbal Foundries tracks
<darsie>
on the sea floor?
<Pinkbeast>
No, propellors (pre-Breaking-Ground's magic propellors) for sea crossings.
<Pinkbeast>
Pretty well straight up the Equator and take as much sea or land as that meant hitting
<darsie>
I circumnavigated Kerbin with a Juno.
<Pinkbeast>
Mmm. Surface circumnavigations take a little longer.
<Mat2ch>
Pinkbeast: but those were pre-built tracks, right?
<Mat2ch>
Modular tracks would be great...
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<sandbox>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You forget to apply the brakes before leaving your craft. This happens in spite of the fact that C has not yet been invented.
<Pinkbeast>
Mat2ch: Yes, prebuilt, but they come in a wide variety of shapes (well, within the general area of "long and thin") and sizes and they Tweakscale well, so you can design a pretty wide range of tracked vehicles with the tracks you want. But I know what you mean.
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<Mat2ch>
Pinkbeast: Modularize everything!
<Mat2ch>
That could be a mission
<Eddi|zuHause>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You patiently listen to everything Mission Control has to say and then do the exact opposite. You find yourself banned from #kspmodders.
<Mat2ch>
Serves you right.
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<raptop>
!mission thunder
<LunchBot>
You store your classified documents on the War Thunder forums for safekeeping.
<Mat2ch>
hehe
<Mat2ch>
I heard there was another leak
<Mat2ch>
but haven't found out about what
<raptop>
F117 cockpit features and some performance specifications, apparently
<Mat2ch>
I'm not sure if that counts as a leak
<Mat2ch>
That thing is 40 years old. The technology used for it even older.
<umaxtu>
still better than anything the Russians have
<Eddi|zuHause>
i've found references for a british, a french and a chinese tank being leaked
<Mat2ch>
yes, but there was a leak today
<Mat2ch>
and a few weeks ago for, uh, Leo2? EF2000? I don't remember what it was
<sandbox>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You bolster your snacks' nutritional value by adding nitrogen triiodide. The rescue mission requires a rescue mission.
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<Mat2ch>
!mission
<LunchBot>
Joe Kerman realizes his mission has no plan of return, so Joe plots a new course that terminates into an active volcano. To everyone's surprise this didn't result in a giant explosion, it just sort of fizzled out.
<Mat2ch>
We had that mission yesterday already...
<Mat2ch>
what rng doing?
<Pinkbeast>
Dunno about RNG but I was adapting the Jool scanner probes and bus for Sarnus (OPM)
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<Mat2ch>
I should go to sleep. But it's so warm.
<Mat2ch>
And tomorrow it's going to be also too warm
<Mat2ch>
it's unbeliveable warm this late in this year
<sandbox>
there was no summer this year
<sandbox>
it was cloudy 95% of the time
<Mat2ch>
here was still too much summer this year.
<sandbox>
the last couple of weeks have been better than the entirety of summer, minus the rainy days
<Azander>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You are tasked with extensive testing of thrust plates. Hijinks ensue after Jeb discovers he'd packed two left spacesuit gloves.
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<raptop>
!8 BOOSTERS FOR THE BOOSTER GOD, STRUTS FOR THE STRUT THRONE
<raptop>
!8ball BOOSTERS FOR THE BOOSTER GOD, STRUTS FOR THE STRUT THRONE
<LunchBot>
PAIGE NO.
<raptop>
nice
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<raptop>
!8ball Will OSIRIS-REx pull a Genesis?
<LunchBot>
Not unless you stand on your head for 30 seconds, starting right now.
<raptop>
!outcome add High speed footage of the explosion reveals "rope tricks" radiating along your rocket's struts.
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: High speed footage of the explosion reveals "rope tricks" radiating along your rocket's struts.