<raptop>
!8 Is the Duolingo owl related to kerbals?
<raptop>
!8ball Is the Duolingo owl related to kerbals?
<LunchBot>
The little voices in your head aren't always correct. Sometimes you can ignore them.
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<Eddi|zuHause>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You construct a rocket which appears to have been built by a blind sculptor trying to describe the flavor of a piece by Liszt. You activate the self-destruct sequence and all's right with the world!
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<FLHerne>
.outcome add Jeb's body lies over the ocean; Jeb's body lies over the sea...
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: Jeb's body lies over the ocean; Jeb's body lies over the sea...
<FLHerne>
not that kerbals have bodies, they just *poof*
<Althego>
they can become catatonic and unresponsive
<FLHerne>
it would be a bit morbid if there was a range of fatal-but-not-obliterative injury
<FLHerne>
yeah, but they get better :p
<FLHerne>
I wonder if there's some niche case where they're constantly being 'accelerated' and never un-ragdoll
<FLHerne>
(other than the whole Danny spaghettification thing)
<FLHerne>
.outcome add Everyone yells at you to stop and turn around, it won't work... but you do it and it works. This time.
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: Everyone yells at you to stop and turn around, it won't work... but you do it and it works. This time.
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<KrazyKrl>
;mission add Instead of planning an elliptical orbit, you plan an ellipsis...
<LunchBot>
Added mission: Instead of planning an elliptical orbit, you plan an ellipsis...
<sandbox_>
!mission
<LunchBot>
After rigorous observations, you discover what Kerbals really eat. Probes on and around Duna witness the largest impact event yet observed; the crater is 150m across and debris scatters up to 35km. Everyone at KSC is excited...until one of your colony ships fails to report.
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<KrazyKrl>
;outcome add When there's no cops around, anything's legal!
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: When there's no cops around, anything's legal!
<KrazyKrl>
;outcome fixup s/.../... /
<LunchBot>
New text is: Probes on and around Duna witness the largest impact event yet observed; the crater is 150m across and debris scatters up to 35km. Everyone at KSC is excited... until one of your colony ships fails to report.
<raptop>
huh, red stripes instead of yellow ones. I guess NASA used some part mods for their parachute
<raptop>
touchdown!
<sandbox_>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You pull The Lever. You split Tom.
<Althego>
hehe
<raptop>
The Tom, or just a tom?
<Althego>
obviously it is not an atom
<Althego>
because you split it
<raptop>
point
<Althego>
but can be intentionally a deouble meaning
<darsie>
"For the first time in history we brought goodie back home from this kind of object in the history of humanity."
<raptop>
Meanwhile the actual OSIRIS-REx time is working closely with the Hayabus-2 team
<darsie>
oops, wrong channel ...
<raptop>
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
<Eddi|zuHause>
!mission
<LunchBot>
A dramatic increase in traffic makes it necessary to augment the astronaut complex's front revolving door with small rocket engines. B787_300 explodes, emitting all kinds of deadly /kick's.
<Eddi|zuHause>
imagine /kick-ed by a rocket-propelled revolving door
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<sandbox_>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You try to go to orbit with nothing but solid rockets. StackDoubleFlow develops a mod which speeds up the game roughly 10-20,000x. That brings the framerate to a much more reasonable 0.1fps, so the launch timelapse only takes 9 hours to record.
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<sandbox_>
!mission
<LunchBot>
A question weirdly phrased you ask. You have inspired Danny2462 to do terrible things.
<Eddi|zuHause>
that happens more often than you think :p
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<Eddi|zuHause>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You investigate whether your rocket has blast processing. Your kerbal goes flying off at about 7x light speed.
<Eddi|zuHause>
that was a nice blast, apparently
<sandbox>
blast from the past
* darsie
tries to go to orbit with nothing but solid rockets.
<Mat2ch>
that needs some tinkering, but once you have chosen the right amount of fuel and TWR it's easy
* darsie
leaves out chute and jetpack.
<darsie>
15 m/s missing ...
<Mat2ch>
oh, that is close!
* darsie
leaves out fins.
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* darsie
leaves out monopropellant.
<darsie>
Thumper, Flea, Flea ...
<Eddi|zuHause>
add a launch escape system for the final bit?
<Eddi|zuHause>
does that count?
<darsie>
It does, but I think I can do without it.
<darsie>
Made it. But Jeb is now in orbit without jetpack and chute. Maybe I can put the jetpack baci.
<darsie>
k
* darsie
replaced the capsule chute with a small nose cone.
<darsie>
That might explode.
* raptop
doesn't recall heat limits on nose cones vs parachutes
<darsie>
78*155
<darsie>
It got hot but didn't explode.
<darsie>
gn
* darsie
has an appointment tomorrow ...
<raptop>
\o
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<Azander>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You start thinking with portals. Kartoffelsalat abounds!
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<Eddi|zuHause>
that is funny because glados was at some point a potato :p
<Eddi|zuHause>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You ponder how philosophically ambiguous it is for a plant based sentient species to be vegetarian. #kspofficial argues about it.
<raptop>
yeah, we'd do that
<FLHerne>
in one game my standard tourist orbit thing for a while was all-SRB
<FLHerne>
in fact I think it might have been exactly that
<FLHerne>
probably not, I don't remember the margins being that tight
<FLHerne>
oh, yeah, it was Thumper-Hammer with two Fleas on the sides for extra liftoff TWR
<FLHerne>
I think
<FLHerne>
something like that
<FLHerne>
two Mk1s, one for Jeb and one for the tourist :p
<FLHerne>
now how did I deorbit the thing? should have kept notes
<FLHerne>
.outcome add This causes interplanetary astonishment.
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: This causes interplanetary astonishment.
<XXCoder>
;mission
<LunchBot>
You create a space station in the shape of a giant green eyeball. There seems to have been a miscommunication when they implemented "snake" on the guidance computer of your spaceplane.
<XXCoder>
giant snake eyeball
<XXCoder>
or everything is snake themed
<Eddi|zuHause>
well, does the snake have a green eyeball, or does the green eyeball have a snake?