raptop changed the topic of #KSPOfficial to: Kerbal Space Program official channel | KSP2 current version: 0.1.4.0 | Rules: http://tinyurl.com/KSP-Rules | Δv maps: https://i.imgur.com/CHVnEeE.png https://i.imgur.com/gBoLsSt.png
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<XXCoder> literally too strught to europa
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<Eddi|zuHause> !mission
<LunchBot> You find an alien SHIFT and install it as your throttle controller. You develop a screwed opinion on computer operating systems.
<Eddi|zuHause> or maybe a SHIFTed?
<raptop> In which the intermediate steps don't really matter
<Eddi|zuHause> just the usual way things develop...
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<Eddi|zuHause> once you get into tinkering with computers on that level, there's no "healthy" outcome
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<KrazyKrl> ;outcome add PBKAC.
<LunchBot> Added outcome: PBKAC.
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<raptop> tyop of PEBKAC?
<KrazyKrl> they are identical.
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<Eddi|zuHause> i disagree
<KrazyKrl> ;mission add You start an argument about semantics.
<LunchBot> Added mission: You start an argument about semantics.
<Eddi|zuHause> i think spelling falls closer to syntax than semantics
<KrazyKrl> ... it's an initialism???
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<sandbox> !mission
<LunchBot> Here comes a taniwha! If you're going to put all your eggs in one basket, you might as well use an exploding basket.
<XXCoder> whooo taniwha eggs. rare. in exploding basket
<XXCoder> you live dangerously
<XXCoder> ;mission
<LunchBot> You try to make an emergency flare using one of the countless bicycle frames found on the Mun. You fill up every room in the Hilbert hospital.
<XXCoder> probably exploded and hurt everyone
<XXCoder> infinite too
<Althego> lol
<Mat2ch> !outcome add Bill installs a literal afterburner in your bathtub.
<LunchBot> Added outcome: Bill installs a literal afterburner in your bathtub.
<XXCoder> ;mission add You design an amazing new invention! It's plane with body that is made from bathtub.
<LunchBot> Added mission: You design an amazing new invention! It's plane with body that is made from bathtub.
<FLHerne> HAVE BLUE?
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<FLHerne> no
<Althego> must bea lifting body
<FLHerne> Tacit Blue was the bathtub one
<Althego> this cant be serious
<Mat2ch> it was apparently
<Althego> i was thinkin of this https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/NASA_M2-F1
<Althego> Its unusual appearance earned it the nickname "flying bathtub"
<sandbox> !mission
<LunchBot> You attach a random SCP as a payload. Cheer up! If all else fails, you can set the building on fire.
<Mat2ch> That's always an option, I guess?
<darsie> stupid chauvinist pig?
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<sandbox> !mission
<LunchBot> You decide to make a single wing plane. You not only have feelings about the results... you have emotional feelings.
<darsie> 1337
<sandbox> I've been hearing foghorns a lot today
<Mat2ch> Is it foggy?
<sandbox> must be
<FLHerne> .mission add You build a hyper-realistic capsule simulator to play KSP in. It has all the gauges and buttons shown in IVA, a multi-axis hydraulic thing to simulate g-forces, and a large bomb.
<LunchBot> Added mission: You build a hyper-realistic capsule simulator to play KSP in. It has all the gauges and buttons shown in IVA, a multi-axis hydraulic thing to simulate g-forces, and a large bomb.
<Mat2ch> sandbox: you haven't looked out of the window yet?
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<sandbox> it's the other direction
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<FLHerne> .outcome add Val Kerman Thought becomes a mandatory part of the school curriculum.
<LunchBot> Added outcome: Val Kerman Thought becomes a mandatory part of the school curriculum.
<raptop> Why does the simulator have a bomb?
<Althego> for realism
<Althego> the thing is called motion system
<Althego> modern ones are electric though
<FLHerne> raptop: to simulate high-speed collisions
<FLHerne> and possibly overheating
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<KrazyKrl> it's not a true simulator unless it can simulate the worst-case-scenario
<Althego> i know of one that coul simulate fire smoke, but for that the crew needed advanced notice, because they had to turn off fire alarm
<Mat2ch> that is awful realistic.
<Althego> it was never used in practice
<Althego> they are sitting in the lowest position http://www.warpology.com/x/VIDEO0008.mp4
<darsie> What simulator? What bomb?
<Althego> an imaginary simulator in ksp that has an integrated bomb
<darsie> What's the worst-case-scenario?
<Althego> the simulated mission succeeds and you cannot test the bomb
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<sandbox> !mission
<LunchBot> You spice up your mission with Sriracha and Tabasco sauce. Your launch is delayed one day due to nyancats.
<sandbox> nyancat was 2011
<Althego> spice it up by jester
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<Pinkbeast> I suspect this is a hardy perennial, sorry. Finally going to install Breaking Ground; I bought KSP from Squad so am downloading via a "Private Division" account. Breaking Ground downloads offer a selection of installers with instructions like "Use this installer only if you have a English translated copy of KSP 1.7.1" (where 1.7.1 is the most recent version listed).
<Pinkbeast> I don't have a copy of KSP 1.7.1 at all; I am about to install 1.12.5.
<Pinkbeast> How should I proceed?
<Althego> they didnt update the dlcs after a while. but the rule still stands, choos an installer which has the same language as your ksp
<Pinkbeast> https://wiki.kerbalspaceprogram.com/wiki/1.12 says "An update for the Making History and Breaking Ground expansions were released alongside this major release", so while I'm proceeding as you suggest, I'm confused.
<Althego> i have breaking ground 1.7.1 and making history 1.12.1, while ksp 1.12.5
<Althego> i think these are the final versions
<sandbox> I don't think I ever downloaded the later versions
<sandbox> my browser forgot my password after they changed the site, and I couldn't be bothered
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<packbart> that's where I prefer Steam just as a unified package manager
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<Mat2ch> !mission
<LunchBot> You have the utmost confidence in the mission. The flag gets stuck but you like it that way.
<Althego> that beginning is HAL 9000
<Mat2ch> But where did I stick that flag...
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<Eddi|zuHause> do we really want to know? :p
<Eddi|zuHause> !mission
<LunchBot> Jeb's hibernation suit fails mere weeks into his return journey from Eeloo. Through years of total isolation in the blackness of space, his mind is warped beyond recognition. You run out of magnetic monopoles.
<sandbox> !mission
<LunchBot> You violate conservation of momentum. Luckily everyone (and everything) involved was inflammable.
<raptop> Pinkbeast: breaking ground/making history version numbers might not match up, but all of the latest are compatible.
<raptop> !mission leash l
<LunchBot> You ignore the leash laws for your pet kraken.
<raptop> (and as always, there's that silly thing where you can download the "linux" versions of the DLC and then just unzip them in your GameData folder)
<Pinkbeast> Oh, that's useful
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<Pinkbeast> (although finding all the old Necrobones mods have moved off CKAN is a bit "gah maybe I'll stick with 1.9.1")
<darsie> .mission add You send a worm through a wormhole.
<LunchBot> Added mission: You send a worm through a wormhole.
<XXCoder> thats how kraken breeds
<sandbox> you must gather your party before venturing forth
<raptop> sandbox: that's how Seravok gets you!
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<Azander> !mission
<LunchBot> You construct an aircraft powered by a laser-inertial-confinement fusion engine. The Kerbal people would have been thrilled at the accomplishment, but the media instead hyped Jeb's atrocious and ostracizing t-shirt.
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<XXCoder> fancy shirt
<XXCoder> ;mission
<LunchBot> You try to raise money to upgrade your computers on the ground and on your craft. This should probably win you an Ignobel Prize.
<XXCoder> what? bad computers?
<raptop> Depends on what you were using the computers for
<Eddi|zuHause> i think the fundraising campaign itself is meant...