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<raptop>
!outcome add This disaster results in the creation of an entirely new regulatory agency.
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: This disaster results in the creation of an entirely new regulatory agency.
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<raptop>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You attempt to construct a colony in Jool. Your brain melts in the heat.
<raptop>
how hard can it be?
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<packbart>
oh right, Jool is probably the only place other than oceans where part pressure limits can be reached
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<sandbox>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You start designing a tip-jet powered rocket helicopter that can fly to orbit. The numbers don't add up so you add a giant centrifugal aerospike. The ensuing fireball melts your GPU.
<Eddi|zuHause>
!mission add You write fanfiction for various pairings at the KSC.
<LunchBot>
Added mission: You write fanfiction for various pairings at the KSC.
<Eddi|zuHause>
!mission
<LunchBot>
Inspired by a Greg Egan story, you go Planck diving. You discover that you *weren't* in a simulation after all. All those things you did 'without consequences' have consequences.
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<sandbox>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You breach containment. A bolt travelling in a retrograde orbit hits your craft, starting what will later be known as "The Great Kesscade"
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<KrazyKrl>
;outcome add Lucky for you, you can only be fired once.
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: Lucky for you, you can only be fired once.
<sandbox>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You violate all three laws of thermodynamics at the same time. Your craft's Lorentz factor is dozens of digits long.
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<Eddi|zuHause>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You load yourself into the reverse thrust tubes so the crew can use your body as decoy fodder. You accidentally call Vall "Wall" in a science report, and Wernher Von Kerman seems highly confused.
<Eddi|zuHause>
Tear down this Wall.
<sandbox>
build that wall
<Pinkbeast>
All in all, you're just another kerbal on Vall
<packbart>
I'm highly confused. Did you write that science report *in* the thrust tubes?
<Eddi|zuHause>
it was boring in there, might as well use the time
<packbart>
well, it's the safest place. we brake for nobody
<Azander>
Does that make you Space Valls ?
* darsie
rescues Franvey from the surface of The Mun.
<darsie>
Or rather I tell her to rescue herself. Mostly.
<FLHerne>
jetpack-to-orbit-ish?
<darsie>
yep
<darsie>
almost in orbit at first attempt.
<darsie>
oops, I switched to the rescue capsule in orbit to raise its Pe after the low pass over Franvey and when I switched back to Franwey for circularization she jerked her attitude 'vertical' and spent too much propellant on it.
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<darsie>
Franvey grazed the surface at 260 m/s and skipped.
<darsie>
Lithobraked to 60 m/s.
<Eddi|zuHause>
EVA controls are weird...
<Mat2ch>
are they?
<Mat2ch>
I remapped the keys and then had never trouble with them anymore...
<darsie>
Franway boarded the Mun orbital capsule and refuelled the jetpack.
<darsie>
There was no board, though.
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<Mat2ch>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You try to build a stealth battlecruiser. Congratulations on committing the first Super-Felony!
* Mat2ch
strokes a white cat
<Mat2ch>
Excellent.
<sandbox>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You try to store iced tea in a Rockomax Jumbo-64 for a VAB party. It's the strangest way yet to deliver a pizza.
<Mat2ch>
Soooo, that tank does some magic?
<Azander>
seems so
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<darsie>
Franway boarded the Kerbin orbital station and refuelled her jetpack.
<Eddi|zuHause>
the problem with EVA controls is that the reference frame is not obvious
<Eddi|zuHause>
e.g. when activating RCS it spends fuel trying to "upright" into a random direction
<darsie>
That can be deconfigured, IIRC.
<darsie>
You won't get automatic attitude, then, though.
<darsie>
Could that be from the black dirt on the launch pad she took a sample of?
<darsie>
The surface is charred and coated with burnt rocket propellant. There are also trace amounts of a conspicuous green substance.
<darsie>
.outcome add You scrape off a charred Kerbal from the launch pad.
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: You scrape off a charred Kerbal from the launch pad.
<raptop>
darsie: bug in recent versions of KSP, I want to say addressed in stock fixes?
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<sandbox>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You strap a phase-conjugate mirror to the base of your engine and try test-firing it from a safe distance. Bob collides with a relativistic proton.
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<raptop>
that sounds like a problem of success
<Eddi|zuHause>
could be worse. could be a relativistic proton rocket.
<raptop>
hah
<Azander>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You violate every law of thermodynamics. It's as if the water is TRYING to exist... but can't.
<raptop>
!outcome tek
<LunchBot>
Tekeli-li! Tekeli-li!
<XXCoder>
wow
<XXCoder>
you broke it so bad that water is physicilly impossible
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