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<raptop>
!outcome add The mission proceeds nominally.
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: The mission proceeds nominally.
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<Eddi|zuHause>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You lose a tiny bit of nuclear material over Kerbin's badlands. It was really small. Nobody will ever notice. Scott Manley steals all your boosters.
<XXCoder>
revenge steal
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<Neal1>
trying to load a craft from .20
<Neal1>
this file is 10 years old
<Neal1>
written to disk 6/29/2013... man i feel old now
<Neal1>
failed to load since mk3 cockpit no longer exists?
<Neal1>
"missing part mark3cockpit"
<Althego>
it does, but in a different way, so the part was replaced
<Eddi|zuHause>
it was the clearest image the guy had in his memory
<Eddi|zuHause>
a cultural milestone it must have been
<Eddi|zuHause>
Neal1: i think there's a mod that re-adds missing old parts?
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<Althego>
;outcome add You land Chuck Norris on Jool.
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: You land Chuck Norris on Jool.
<FLHerne>
.mission add Tired of "hatch obstructed" errors, you build your new capsule as a non-orientable manifold.
<LunchBot>
Added mission: Tired of "hatch obstructed" errors, you build your new capsule as a non-orientable manifold.
<Althego>
lol
<Althego>
the klein bottle capsule
<XXCoder>
so are kermin inside cab, or is space inside?
<FLHerne>
what is this "inside" of which you speak?
<FLHerne>
the whole point of a non-orientable manifold is that both sides are the same side
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<packbart>
Kraken Pods. just the sight of the crew portraits is going to drive anyone insane
<FLHerne>
.mission add You add the all-important 𓆏 button to the control panel.
<LunchBot>
Added mission: You add the all-important 𓆏 button to the control panel.
<sandbox>
𓆏 doesn't show for me
<XXCoder>
it means your client dont support unicode
<sandbox>
not even in my browser
<XXCoder>
works fine here
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<XXCoder>
my guess is you dont have font to cover that characto
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<packbart>
me neithr. EGYPTIAN HIEROGLYPH I007 Representing a frog.
<Althego>
most likely it is a missing font issue
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<packbart>
well, the mission works either way :)
<packbart>
its bound to the "any" key on your keyboard
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<FLHerne>
if there were a KSP any% speedrun, what would be the goal?
<FLHerne>
.outcome add There’s still some roof left. You’re open as usual. More open than usual.
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: There’s still some roof left. You’re open as usual. More open than usual.
<FLHerne>
.outcome add You wonder what Jebediah most fears -- that dead Kerbals can send messages to the living, or that they can't.
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: You wonder what Jebediah most fears -- that dead Kerbals can send messages to the living, or that they can't.
<FLHerne>
.mission add Firstly, you reason that if you did destroy the universe all in one go no one would know; secondly, when you walloped the thing the first time the technicians ran away, so you surmise that unless they had another universe to run to they weren't really certain; and lastly the bloody thing's getting on your nerves.
<LunchBot>
Added mission: Firstly, you reason that if you did destroy the universe all in one go no one would know; secondly, when you walloped the thing the first time the technicians ran away, so you surmise that unless they had another universe to run to they weren't really certain; and lastly the bloody thing's getting on your nerves.
<KrazyKrl>
;outcome add Bill grabs the fine adjustment sledgehammer.
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: Bill grabs the fine adjustment sledgehammer.
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<darsie>
.outcome add You squeeze the last drop of LF out of the tank.
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: You squeeze the last drop of LF out of the tank.
<Mat2ch>
Did someone already post the Virgin Galactic link?
<FLHerne>
.mission add You close the outlet valve instead of the intake valve before dismantling your pressure vessel.
<LunchBot>
Added mission: You close the outlet valve instead of the intake valve before dismantling your pressure vessel.
<raptop>
oh dear
<raptop>
Were there any deaths?
<FLHerne>
no
<FLHerne>
maybe 2% of a fish or something, if you subscribe to actuarial deaths
<raptop>
hah
<sandbox_>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You found a modest rocket company with modest goals. You're not the one lying there dead, so you win.
<Mat2ch>
Being modest helps you survive.
<Mat2ch>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You drop a pallet of RCS thrusters off of the loading dock. Your rocket spins like a leek.
<Mat2ch>
And I should've reported that I dropped the pallet and the thrusters might be a little bit bent
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<Eddi|zuHause>
!mission
<LunchBot>
The Konstructor convinces you to use more Rockomax Mk 55 engines on your craft. Years later, you sometimes wake up in a cold sweat from the memories of their screams.
<Eddi|zuHause>
man did these engines scream, i tell you...
<FLHerne>
.outcome add How many people get to avert thermonuclear war for their birthday?
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: How many people get to avert thermonuclear war for their birthday?
<raptop>
uh
<XXCoder>
many
<Mat2ch>
Midnight?
<Mat2ch>
But not for you.
<raptop>
uhoh
<sandbox_>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You ping all the ops on #KSPOfficial. Failure analysis report: ladder left inside fuel tank, ingested by turbopump.
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<FLHerne>
is that revenge sabotage, or a really stupid excuse for doing it?
<raptop>
It's possible that sandbox was tied to the ladder
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<FLHerne>
.outcome add The market in raw materials crashes. Both in the sense that the supply causes a drop in prices, and the sense that the market is like 20 miles above the mantle and you just removed the crust supporting it.
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: The market in raw materials crashes. Both in the sense that the supply causes a drop in prices, and the sense that the market is like 20 miles above the mantle and you just removed the crust supporting it.
<raptop>
Aww, I was going to crash the raw materials market by dropping the entire asteroid belt on that planet!