00:43 <raptop> !outcome add Your Aeris 4A is stabbed in the back by some guy with a 7 foot long sword and really nice hair.

00:43 <LunchBot> Added outcome: Your Aeris 4A is stabbed in the back by some guy with a 7 foot long sword and really nice hair.

00:58 <XXCoder> ;mission You set out to make a plane that is shaped like giant heroic sword.

00:58 <LunchBot> No mission found matching "You set out to make a plane that is shaped like giant heroic sword.".

01:00 <XXCoder> ;mission add You set out to make a plane that is shaped like giant heroic sword.

01:00 <LunchBot> Added mission: You set out to make a plane that is shaped like giant heroic sword.

01:42 <XXCoder> ;mission

01:42 <LunchBot> You request new flight plans. Hope you remembered your towels.

01:42 <XXCoder> Yeah always bring one to flight plans.

05:49 <raptop> !mission leng

05:49 <LunchBot> You direct your kerbals to land on the Plateau of Leng.

09:35 <Mat2ch> https://www.youtube.com/post/UgkxTFWrTrWGEFEOXP1JOFidAECzJG9-C0nc

09:35 <Mat2ch> So hot!

10:04 <Eddi|zuHause> !mission

10:04 <LunchBot> You attempt to re-create the Orion mission and synchronise it with the real-world livestream. It turns out Quantum was inovlved the entire time, and, though it goes largely unnoticed, everything that could possibly go wrong was all happening at the same time.

10:05 <Althego> unlimited parallel murphy

10:05 <Eddi|zuHause> !outcome fixup s/inovlved/involved/

10:05 <LunchBot> New text is: It turns out Quantum was involved the entire time, and, though it goes largely unnoticed, everything that could possibly go wrong was all happening at the same time.

10:07 <Althego> ;outcome add Not even Doctor Strange can find a timeline where you succeeded.

10:07 <LunchBot> Added outcome: Not even Doctor Strange can find a timeline where you succeeded.

11:37 <darsie> 1337

11:38 <Mat2ch> Perfect on point. Nice.

11:38 <darsie> :)

11:39 <Althego> my clock was late 1 second

11:40 <darsie> so?

11:40 <darsie> You saw 1336?

11:40 <Althego> yes

11:41 <darsie> ntpq -pn says +0.291 ms off for me.

11:41 <darsie> I never know which way +/- is.

11:45 <Mat2ch> "offset of server relative to this host"

11:45 <Mat2ch> So you are lacking behind I guess

11:57 <FLHerne> .outcome add The Dra'Azon establish a Quiet Barrier around Kerbin.

11:57 <LunchBot> Added outcome: The Dra'Azon establish a Quiet Barrier around Kerbin.

13:34 <KrazyKrl> ;outcome add Your 999 year KSC land lease is revoked due to excessive emotional environmental damage.

13:34 <LunchBot> Added outcome: Your 999 year KSC land lease is revoked due to excessive emotional environmental damage.

15:44 <raptop> !mission

15:44 <LunchBot> You run out of jetpack fuel while on EVA. PrefixCactus turns out to secretly be a kerbal.

15:45 <raptop> Intermediate steps, lunchbot

16:46 <funkenstein> ;outcome add That butt was so harsh you de-orbited.

16:46 <LunchBot> Added outcome: That butt was so harsh you de-orbited.

16:46 <funkenstein> ;outcomefixup s/butt/burn

16:46 <funkenstein> ;help

16:46 <LunchBot> I am a bot operated by FLHerne. Try !{nextlunch,lunch,lunchmode,nextbook,book,answer,8ball,mission,outcome,stupid,wisdom,quote,colloid,nextcolloid,colloid²,nextfrog,frog,rocks,space!,nextbankruptcy,bankruptcy,nextpinecone,nextyear,nextfire,choose,startup,nextstartup,startup1,startup2,startup3,banlist,word,non-word,nonword,help} help.

16:47 <FLHerne> !8ball explain the intermediate steps?

16:47 <LunchBot> Yes, and you already knew that.

16:47 <funkenstein> ;outcomefixup s/butt/burn/

16:47 <funkenstein> how have I forgotten?!

16:48 <FLHerne> outcome fixup

16:48 <funkenstein> ;outcome fixup s/butt/burn/

16:48 <LunchBot> New text is: That burn was so harsh you de-orbited.

16:50 <funkenstein> ;mission add You misread "servants" as "sieverts".

16:50 <LunchBot> Added mission: You misread "servants" as "sieverts".

16:51 <funkenstein> is there an 8ball outcome for "42"

16:52 <funkenstein> ;outcome add Your craft becomes quite pericombobulated.

16:52 <LunchBot> Added outcome: Your craft becomes quite pericombobulated.

16:56 <raptop> !choose gray mice|purple pigeons

16:56 <LunchBot> purple pigeons

21:37 <Eddi|zuHause> !mission

21:37 <LunchBot> You set your parachute on fire. UmbralRaptor is pinged.

21:39 <Mat2ch> hehe

21:39 <Mat2ch> man, it's too hot to sleep

21:39 <Mat2ch> !mission

21:39 <LunchBot> You set about to start an intergalactic space war using nothing but flamethrowers. You forgot to read terms of contract. Oh boy, such bad terms.

21:39 <Mat2ch> The flamethrowers came with terms of contract?!

21:40 <Mat2ch> Also could someone lower them down a bit? It's hot enough...

21:42 <sandbox> it's cold here

21:43 <sandbox> my feet were frozen last night

21:43 <sandbox> I'll put some socks on tonight

22:01 <Mat2ch> I'm jealous now.

22:48 <raptop> Eddi|zuHause: stop setting your parachute on fire