06:33 <XXCoder> ;mission

06:33 <LunchBot> You initiate a rocket-measuring contest. #KSPOfficial ends up with more bots than humans.

06:34 <XXCoder> I guess it was so boring that people left

06:35 <raptop> LunchBot has plans while everyone is distracted

06:35 <LunchBot> I am a bot operated by FLHerne. Try !{nextlunch,lunch,lunchmode,nextbook,book,answer,8ball,mission,outcome,stupid,wisdom,quote,colloid,nextcolloid,colloid²,nextfrog,frog,rocks,space!,nextbankruptcy,bankruptcy,nextpinecone,nextyear,nextfire,choose,startup,nextstartup,startup1,startup2,startup3,banlist,word,non-word,nonword,help} help.

06:36 <Eddi|zuHause> !mission

06:36 <LunchBot> You attempt to mutate some neutrinos. You break the space-time continuum and end up sitting in front of a Pentium 433MHz computer running Windows 98.

06:37 <XXCoder> lol. physics breaking indeed. and yeah repeat

06:37 <Eddi|zuHause> who thought that mutating neutrinos could break space-time

06:38 <Eddi|zuHause> in all likelyhood the universe simulator segfaulted, and rebooted into an earlier backup

06:39 <raptop> ...wait, I was just playing Quake II

07:32 <Eddi|zuHause> i don't think i ever played quake

09:17 <packbart> Heretic!

09:18 <packbart> oh, right, Heretic used the Doom engine, not Quake

09:18 <packbart> ah, Heretic II did

09:26 <Mat2ch> !mission

09:26 <LunchBot> You refer to the EAS-1 External Command Seat as the "comfy chair". For some reason all you can hear is a sick guitar solo.

09:27 <Mat2ch> Yeah, because I've been playing the guitar on the comfy chair on the top of a booster!

09:27 <XXCoder> lol

09:27 <XXCoder> ;mission

09:27 <LunchBot> You launch a small, unobservable teapot into a high orbit in order to definitively prove the existence of one. You wake the Captain when the hurricane becomes sapient and grows missile pods.

09:27 <XXCoder> hmmm

09:28 <XXCoder> launch formed hurricane that went REALLY out of control?

10:07 <Neal> SpaceShipTwo is the Titan of space(*)craft

10:24 <FLHerne> Yes

10:24 <FLHerne> !stupid Rutan

10:24 <LunchBot> The Rutan Boomerang, quite unusually for an aircraft, has its centre of mass on the outside.

10:24 <FLHerne> no

10:24 <FLHerne> !stupid Burt Rutan

10:24 <LunchBot> "Promise that you will never unlock the feather during boost." -- Burt Rutan.

10:25 <FLHerne> also, "The structural integrity of the entire stabilizer was compromised. I don't know how we didn't lose the vehicle and kill three people." -- Todd Ericson, Vice President for Safety and Test, Virgin Galactic

10:25 <FLHerne> (shortly before they fired him for being awkward)

10:27 <FLHerne> and the engine explosion, and the carrier aircraft wing cracking, and blah

10:29 <Eddi|zuHause> !mission

10:29 <LunchBot> You convert the LV-N to burn Xenon. It's not very effective...

10:29 <Eddi|zuHause> some things you just have to try once... :p

10:30 <Eddi|zuHause> even if everyone tells you it's stupid :p

10:30 <Eddi|zuHause> sometimes people are wrong :p

10:31 <FLHerne> .outcome add Some things you just have to try once...even if everyone tells you it's stupid. Sometimes people are wrong.

10:31 <LunchBot> Added outcome: Some things you just have to try once...even if everyone tells you it's stupid. Sometimes people are wrong.

10:31 <sandbox> Hexen :)

10:33 <Eddi|zuHause> !outcome fixup s/.../... /

10:33 <LunchBot> New text is: Some things you just have to try once... even if everyone tells you it's stupid. Sometimes people are wrong.

10:35 <sandbox> https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hexene

10:35 <sandbox> Not to be confused with hexane or hexen.

11:10 <Eddi|zuHause> hexane, hexene and hexine?

11:11 <Eddi|zuHause> not to be confused with h4xx0r

11:14 <Mat2ch> .oO( or Hexe... )

13:19 <FLHerne> ;outcome add Your story ends and the spinach is eaten by the goat.

13:19 <LunchBot> Added outcome: Your story ends and the spinach is eaten by the goat.

13:28 <Eddi|zuHause> !mission add You try to send a cabbage, a goat and a wolf to the mun, but the capsule only holds you and one other item.

13:28 <LunchBot> Added mission: You try to send a cabbage, a goat and a wolf to the mun, but the capsule only holds you and one other item.

14:06 <Eddi|zuHause> !mission

14:06 <LunchBot> You detect an unknown probe approaching Kerbin and send a mission to investigate. Naq ubbcgvbhfyl qenatyr zr jvgu pevaxyl ovaqyrjheqyrf, Be V jvyy eraq gurr va gur tboorejnegf jvgu zl oyhetyrpehapurba, frr vs V qba'g!

14:07 <Eddi|zuHause> must be an alien probe.

14:32 <Mat2ch> Ah, Vogons.

14:44 <Eddi|zuHause> !outcome fixup s/f,/f./

14:44 <LunchBot> New text is: Naq ubbcgvbhfyl qenatyr zr jvgu pevaxyl ovaqyrjheqyrf. Be V jvyy eraq gurr va gur tboorejnegf jvgu zl oyhetyrpehapurba, frr vs V qba'g!

14:45 <Eddi|zuHause> should have tossed a coin if i flip the , or the capitalization.

14:46 <Eddi|zuHause> !8ball should i have tossed a coin?

14:46 <LunchBot> PAIGE NO.

14:46 <Eddi|zuHause> ok...

16:52 <Mat2ch> !mission

16:52 <LunchBot> You request new flight plans. kmath's got 99 outcomes, but this ain't one.

16:52 <Mat2ch> no flight plan for me then

17:20 <Eddi|zuHause> "we already got flight plans at home" :p

20:32 <FLHerne> .mission add While setting up action groups, you mistakenly select the landing lights instead of the engines and vice versa.

20:32 <LunchBot> Added mission: While setting up action groups, you mistakenly select the landing lights instead of the engines and vice versa.

20:42 <packbart> Landing lights to full throttle!

20:46 <FLHerne> (this could definitely never happen to anyone)

20:48 <raptop> packbart: ah, yes, oil powered landing lights

21:31 <Mat2ch> I think I'm getting a good feeling right now how people in Lousiana feel in the summer. The humidity outside is right now 95 %

21:37 <raptop> F

21:38 <Mat2ch> I mean, it's almost midnight and around 20° (that's uhm, 68 F?). It's ok

21:38 <raptop> Ah, I was assuming that it was like 28-32 C

21:38 <Mat2ch> but today was almost 30° and 80% humidity and I didn't want to leave the house for some reason

21:39 <Mat2ch> We are not used to this.

21:39 <Mat2ch> And we have almost no AC here...

21:39 <Mat2ch> Not even the big supermarket around the corner...

21:41 <raptop> aaaaaaaaaaaaa

21:43 <Mat2ch> I wonder if an AC would have enough water condensed on it to survive of it in this weather...

21:47 <Mat2ch> raptop: btw: There are lots of appartments here where the owner will not allow you to install a split air conditioning system

21:47 <Mat2ch> climate change is so much fun here

21:48 <Mat2ch> (I wanted to write: Will be so much fun here. Then I realized that it is happening right now)

21:51 <Mat2ch> well, I'll try now to get some sleep, this night will be fun (2/10 would not recommend)