<XXCoder>
man haunting over name. that ghost sure is bored
<XXCoder>
;mission
<LunchBot>
You set out on your mission with nefarious porpoises in mind. The mission results in a great deal of Fun.
<XXCoder>
Whoo success
<XXCoder>
sea overklords will be pleased
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<raptop>
!8ball set up a teapotahedron satellite network?
<LunchBot>
It is certain.
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<Eddi|zuHause>
south east asia overlords?
<raptop>
More of a joke about the 6th platonic solid
<raptop>
and Draim tetrahedrons
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<Eddi|zuHause>
for some people it's a hexaedron, for other people it's a cubic octagon
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<XXCoder>
;mission
<LunchBot>
You hit the Administration Building. The R&D department gives you cookies because they now have a larger budget. You find out the hard way that parachutes were not accounted for in the mission budget.
<XXCoder>
doh even with larger budget,...
<Eddi|zuHause>
larger budget doesn't necessarily mean it's spent on the right things
<XXCoder>
yep
<raptop>
Maybe the bot confused cause and effect? Like, we hit the admin building because of a lack of parachutes?
<XXCoder>
a possibility alsp
<Eddi|zuHause>
!outcome add Due to last minute budget cuts, the return journey is cancelled.
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: Due to last minute budget cuts, the return journey is cancelled.
<XXCoder>
oh boy
<Eddi|zuHause>
!mission add KSC is never gonna give you up, and never gonna let you down.
<LunchBot>
Added mission: KSC is never gonna give you up, and never gonna let you down.
<XXCoder>
;mission add You plan a mission, even when your budget is being cut by half every day.
<LunchBot>
Added mission: You plan a mission, even when your budget is being cut by half every day.
<raptop>
Oh, speaking of which. I heard that song in the grocery store today
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<Eddi|zuHause>
!mission add Your space center gets searched for contraband rocket parts.
<LunchBot>
Added mission: Your space center gets searched for contraband rocket parts.
<XXCoder>
ohhh
<XXCoder>
;mission add You try to build a rocket that goes up using that weird green slime thingy. Fluber something?
<LunchBot>
Added mission: You try to build a rocket that goes up using that weird green slime thingy. Fluber something?
<Eddi|zuHause>
i would have spelled that with bb
<XXCoder>
the spelling error is delibrate
<Mat2ch>
dilbbbberate?
<FLHerne>
.outcome add The spelling errors in the mission are delibberate.
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: The spelling errors in the mission are delibberate.
<FLHerne>
delivmbrate
<FLHerne>
wkrsa
<XXCoder>
lol
<raptop>
delivmbrate looks like the name of an antiviral
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<FLHerne>
.mission add You create an AI-powered tool that autonomously collects data for use in safety reviews. You might ask, "What data? From where? Is it relevant or reliable?", but management won't.
<LunchBot>
Added mission: You create an AI-powered tool that autonomously collects data for use in safety reviews. You might ask, "What data? From where? Is it relevant or reliable?", but management won't.
<Mat2ch>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You attempt to reduce your trajectory calculations to a quadratic equation. Your craft's Lorentz factor is dozens of digits long.
<Mat2ch>
well
<Mat2ch>
could be worse.
<XXCoder>
it can always be worse
<XXCoder>
;mission
<LunchBot>
You don't use correct grammar. The resultant expanding gas cloud caused synesthesia in the affected life forms.
<XXCoder>
dangerous grammar errors
<Mat2ch>
XXCoder: Saying "It could also be better" all the time makes you depressed, because nobody is interested in making things better.
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<sandbox>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You try to reach orbit with a paraglider. Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Kerman are dead.
<Izzy>
But how was Koizumi Kerman's performance?
<darsie>
.mission outcome add You get with your paraglider in a rocket and fly to orbit.
<LunchBot>
No mission found matching "outcome add You get with your paraglider in a rocket and fly to orbit.".
<darsie>
.outcome add You get with your paraglider in a rocket and fly to orbit.
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: You get with your paraglider in a rocket and fly to orbit.
<KrazyKrl>
;outcome add During the mission failure analysis press conference, you made sure to add in a tangent paragraph about the meaning of "avant garde."
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: During the mission failure analysis press conference, you made sure to add in a tangent paragraph about the meaning of "avant garde."
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<darsie>
You bring a constellation of black/white satellites to orbit forming an advertising display.
<darsie>
.mission add You bring a constellation of black/white satellites to orbit forming an advertising display.
<LunchBot>
Added mission: You bring a constellation of black/white satellites to orbit forming an advertising display.
<darsie>
.outcome add Astronomers are outraged.
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: Astronomers are outraged.
<sandbox>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You mention Kountdown. This ultimately results in a boring but modestly profitable business.
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<Eddi|zuHause>
!mission
<LunchBot>
A cacophony of geese keeps you awake, so you lie in bed imagining new and terrible things to inflict on your Kerbals. Дмитрий Рогозин offers to sell you a trampoline.
<Eddi|zuHause>
hm... kerbals on trampolines... nice.
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<FLHerne>
.outcome add Phillip Kerman 'extinguishes' one of the resulting fires with a bucket of paint thinners, with dramatic consequences.
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: Phillip Kerman 'extinguishes' one of the resulting fires with a bucket of paint thinners, with dramatic consequences.
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