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<Eddi|zuHause>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You go nerd-sniping. Your plans confuse Tzeentch.
<Eddi|zuHause>
sniping worked?
<XXCoder>
nah tz is your boss and your plans was nonsense
<Eddi|zuHause>
sometimes successful missions are more scary than unsuccessful ones :p
<Eddi|zuHause>
XXCoder: you know what nerd-sniping is?
<XXCoder>
hmmnot really kik
<Eddi|zuHause>
it's from an old xkcd. you present a nerd with an interesting non-obvious problem, and they drop everything they are doing to think about it. and if what they were doing happens to be crossing a road, they'll get run over.
<LunchBot>
You ask The Kraken if Minmus is as tasty as it looks. A cloud of vacuum spreads downwind from KSC, causing environmental damage and potential health risks.
<Althego>
ah you should have towed it outside the environment after the front fell off
<Eddi|zuHause>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You attempt to add a nuclear saltwater rocket to the game. The sun wins the race against your ion glider.
<Eddi|zuHause>
it must have been, because i also think i have that
<Althego>
sometimes sites do giveaways
<Eddi|zuHause>
i've never played it
<Eddi|zuHause>
all my friends also have it
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<raptop>
I forget how I got it, but that was a fun game
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<Mat2ch>
Does it have an ending?
<raptop>
not really
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<FLHerne>
.mission add To keep your microlight microlight, you omit the landing gear and cut holes in the cockpit floor. The pilot is to be equipped with rollerskates.
<LunchBot>
Added mission: To keep your microlight microlight, you omit the landing gear and cut holes in the cockpit floor. The pilot is to be equipped with rollerskates.
<Althego>
hehe
<Azander>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You say "lol" in #kspmodders. The public demonizes you, and YouTube demonetizes you.
<FLHerne>
mods are no laughing matter
<FLHerne>
is that channel entirely dead now?
<raptop>
it might be
<Mat2ch>
I can't join and look. Not registered here...
<Azander>
10 people in it, including myself
<raptop>
might be, I recognize some of the names as people who are still active in other channels
* Azander
isd esiting for the KSP2 mos.. figure I have a long wait for stable ones.
* Azander
is waiting for the KSP2 mods.. figure I have a long wait for stable ones.
<raptop>
I know there are some out there already (eg: K2-D2)
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<Eddi|zuHause>
!mission
<LunchBot>
Frustrated by the failure of your heavy spaceplane design, you simply turn it upright, attach launch clamps, and call it a rocket. Great Cthulhu devours the entire Kerbol system.
<Eddi|zuHause>
!mission add You write a mod for KSP2.
<LunchBot>
Added mission: You write a mod for KSP2.
<Mat2ch>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You collude with Elves. The Kraken splashed down hard and was destroyed.
<raptop>
Probably successful
<Mat2ch>
!outcome Elvis
<LunchBot>
Kelvis has left the building.
<Mat2ch>
!outcome Elvis
<LunchBot>
Kelvis has left the building.
<Mat2ch>
Elvis Kerman would be better, but ok
<Althego>
and let's hope the elves dont have a change od mind and stab you in the back
<raptop>
!outcome fixup s/Kelvis/Elvis Kerman/
<LunchBot>
New text is: Elvis Kerman has left the building.
<Mat2ch>
!mission add You build one ring station to rule them all, one ring station to find them, one ring station to bring them all and in the dark hole bind them.
<LunchBot>
Added mission: You build one ring station to rule them all, one ring station to find them, one ring station to bring them all and in the dark hole bind them.
<Mat2ch>
Did someone say Elves?
* raptop
gives Mat2ch a CON penalty and a DEX bonus
<Mat2ch>
Means I can run faster from the haters!
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<Azander>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You try to extract a core sample from Kerbin. Even the flames are on fire.
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: You make the trombones sad.
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<Azander>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You embark on a mission to Hammerspace. Your kerbals are reduced to a goo^H^H^Hsoup-like homogenate in under 30 seconds.
<Azander>
:/
<Azander>
too straight forward
<Azander>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You ponder how philosophically ambiguous it is for a plant based sentient species to be vegetarian. Traceback: Subroutine 'BurnRockets()' takes 1 parameter, none provided.
<raptop>
This is what happens when you ponder philosophy instead of rocketry!
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<Eddi|zuHause>
shouldn't BurnRockets() require two parameters? a fuel and an oxidizer? :p