<Eddi|zuHause>
i don't think that last outcome was actually added
<Eddi|zuHause>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You invent self-heating tea that never gets cold. Well...technically it does, but the half-life is a few thousand years which should be good enough. The friendship drive charges.
<XXCoder>
that is definitely "mostly safe" possible
<XXCoder>
ie steel tea cup with radioactive inside to keep temperate to precisely hottestdrinkable temperate
<Eddi|zuHause>
the question is always: how dangerous is it compared to other things... like inhaling traffic exhaust every day. or smoking.
<XXCoder>
as long as it contains radioactivity inside it'd be fine
<raptop>
!outcome add You manage to cause the exact issue you were trying to prevent.
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: You manage to cause the exact issue you were trying to prevent.
<Eddi|zuHause>
btw. drinking hot beverages s considered a cancer risk
<Eddi|zuHause>
*is
<XXCoder>
good thing I drink ice cold water lol
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<LunchBot>
You perform a Solar Oberth Maneuver. Your mission results in you finding an interesting relation between the index of refraction of an object and its odor. You name this effect Smell's Law.
<Althego>
heh
<Althego>
another pun like the cole's law
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<FLHerne>
.outcome add You jump 20 ft into the air and then scatter yourself over a large area.
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: You jump 20 ft into the air and then scatter yourself over a large area.
<Althego>
doesnt sound like an optimal outcome
<Althego>
hehe that reminds me of subnautica, you land in an escape pod. computer voice: you suffered light concussion, this is considered an optimal outcome
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<FLHerne>
.outcome add You have suffered. minor. head trauma. This is considered. an optimal. outcome.
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: You have suffered. minor. head trauma. This is considered. an optimal. outcome.
<XXCoder>
;mission
<LunchBot>
You try to play Buzz Aldrin's Space Program. You have entered into atmospheric flight above Minmus.
<funkenstein>
;outcome add Sadly your snacks seem to consist of lamp oil, moth balls, charcoal, bags of sugar, and a kettle. Delicious!
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: Sadly your snacks seem to consist of lamp oil, moth balls, charcoal, bags of sugar, and a kettle. Delicious!
<FLHerne>
Kerbals are swamp dragons?
<XXCoder>
nah plants. explains how they can live in space for a year
<FLHerne>
if memory serves, the ingredients list is from Guards! Guards!
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<funkenstein>
it is!
<funkenstein>
I didn't expect that to be recognized so instantly
<funkenstein>
if at all
<funkenstein>
exploding at random is something they're both known for, certainly
<funkenstein>
that's as far as the comparison went
<XXCoder>
in least its not dwarf ration bread
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<FLHerne>
.outcome add StackDoubleFlow develops a mod which speeds up the game roughly 10-20,000x. That brings the framerate to a much more reasonable 0.1fps, so the launch timelapse only takes 9 hours to record.
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: StackDoubleFlow develops a mod which speeds up the game roughly 10-20,000x. That brings the framerate to a much more reasonable 0.1fps, so the launch timelapse only takes 9 hours to record.
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<sandbox>
!mission
<LunchBot>
Your spaceplane brings all the Kerbs to the yard, and they're like, "It'll splash down hard." B787_300 explodes, emitting all kinds of deadly /kick's.
<FLHerne>
.outcome add sandbox explodes, emitting all kinds of deadly sand grains.
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: sandbox explodes, emitting all kinds of deadly sand grains.
<FLHerne>
.outcome emitting all kinds
<LunchBot>
PrefixCactus explodes, emitting all kinds of deadly PrefixSpines.
<FLHerne>
.outcome emitting all kinds
<LunchBot>
taniwha explodes, emitting all kinds of launchpads.
<FLHerne>
.outcome emitting all kinds
<LunchBot>
UmbralRaptor explodes, emitting all kinds of deadly raptorbits.
<FLHerne>
.outcome emitting all kinds
<LunchBot>
UmbralRaptor explodes, emitting all kinds of deadly raptorbits.
<FLHerne>
.outcome emitting all kinds
<LunchBot>
taniwha explodes, emitting all kinds of launchpads.
<FLHerne>
bleh
<FLHerne>
there are a lot more, LunchBot needs a "no repeats" feature
<sandbox>
slines reticulated
<sandbox>
splines
<FLHerne>
.outcome add LunchBot explodes, emitting all kinds of deadly quotes.
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: LunchBot explodes, emitting all kinds of deadly quotes.
<XXCoder>
lol
<XXCoder>
;mission
<LunchBot>
You misspell "mission". A mushroom cloud develops on the horizon.
<XXCoder>
probably summoned some nuke monster with typo
<Eddi|zuHause>
!mission
<LunchBot>
Due to a clerical error, your boosters are fueled with mRNA. For that idea, you're tested for drugs.
<Eddi|zuHause>
probably the right decision :p
<FLHerne>
yeah, the facilities you'd need to produce a rocket-full of mRNA...
<FLHerne>
/someone/ must have signed off on all that without questioning it
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<packbart>
Vaccine boosters usually are not the first stage, either
<sandbox>
I remember when my cat had boosters
<FLHerne>
how many g did it pull?
<FLHerne>
cats have fairly high TWR to begin with
<FLHerne>
at least initially; they always seem to lose thrust after clearing the pad