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<raptop>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You construct a Salt-Water Zubrin Thruster. You start to dry heave to the beat of Kerbinem's "Lose your rocket".
<raptop>
That's just the radiation sickness
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<XXCoder>
aw poor guy
<XXCoder>
;mission
<LunchBot>
You build an inertial guidance system and proceed to launch missiles with it at your opponents. You are banned from the only internet cafe in the city for vulgarity.
<XXCoder>
probably constantly insulting my enemies
<raptop>
And or swearing from equipment failures
<raptop>
The missile does not know where it is...
<raptop>
!mission add You begin a project to construct one of the rockets of all time.
<LunchBot>
Added mission: You begin a project to construct one of the rockets of all time.
<raptop>
(the missing word is intentional)
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<Eddi|zuHause>
the missile doesn't need to know where it is, if it can reasonably accurately know where it isn't
<Eddi|zuHause>
only very few people ever built one of the rockets of all time...
<Eddi|zuHause>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You attempt to drive your solar sail vessel with a flashlight. You achieve world peace through superior firepower.
<Eddi|zuHause>
that's like driving a sailing ship by blowing at it?
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<raptop>
I guess the missile also doesn't need to know where it is if it has a large enough warhead
<raptop>
(eg: AIR-2 Genie)
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<Eddi|zuHause>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You have founded your first Space Agency! You create numerous causality violations and end the universe as we know it.
<Eddi|zuHause>
well, if i destry space, it makes room for a brand new space to be explored
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<packbart>
I don't think a Space Agency is where you book new space to explore. You must have misheard!
<Mat2ch>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You submitted a capsule design to the KSC. Germ pollinates.
<Mat2ch>
Ecofriendly made from plants!
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<Eddi|zuHause>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You launch a mission to capture the Deep Space Kraken. Just imagine how much worse it would be for your space program if you *hadn't* unlocked additional launch sites before that test.
<Althego>
how is the empire coming along? last time you were very excited about your death star. let's just say we are building an other one
<LunchBot>
No recently-mentioned outcome found matching "Wener".
<raptop>
!outcome fixup s/Werner/Wernher/
<LunchBot>
New text is: To celebrate the mission success, Wernher von Kerman adds another rocket model to his office.
<raptop>
Looks like he is indeed Wernher in game
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<sandbox>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You try to stabilize your craft and poke the throttle with a stick. You get mauled by a catbus, and your space program fails due to leaving insufficient documentation for your successors.
<sandbox>
weird coincidence
<sandbox>
from bay12games: 21:01 Kidiroid throws BW2 under a catbus
<Eddi|zuHause>
!outcome add Wernher kicks you out of his office for mispronouncing his name.
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: Wernher kicks you out of his office for mispronouncing his name.
<sandbox>
then 21:13 I get that mission
<packbart>
"[Catbus] is a large, grinning, twelve-legged cat with a hollow body that serves as a bus, complete with windows and seats covered with fur and a large bushy tail." - I see...
<Eddi|zuHause>
apparently it's an anime character
<sandbox>
also this 21:10:Kidiroid> BW2, the bus mauls you with its 12 paws
<raptop>
It's from My Neighbor Totoro (Hayao Miyazaki's first notable film)
<raptop>
Also, uh, catbuses can fly
<Eddi|zuHause>
"The Catbus (ネコバス, Nekobasu) is a transporting animal bus-looking character in My Neighbor Totoro"
<FLHerne>
.stupid add Catbus is a large, grinning, twelve-legged cat with a hollow body that serves as a bus, complete with windows and seats covered with fur and a large bushy tail.
<LunchBot>
Added quote: Catbus is a large, grinning, twelve-legged cat with a hollow body that serves as a bus, complete with windows and seats covered with fur and a large bushy tail.
<FLHerne>
(warning: do not overuse !stupid in this channel; a lot of its content is a rules violation :p)
<Eddi|zuHause>
!stupid
<LunchBot>
A snail is at the bottom of a well that is 20 meters in depth. Every day the snail climbs 5 meters upwards, but at night it slides 4 meters back downwards. How many days must elapse till the snail reaches the top of the well?
<FLHerne>
well, that isn't
<Eddi|zuHause>
i think it dies of thirst or hunger before that happens :p
<FLHerne>
depends if there are plants growing out of the wall, I guess
<FLHerne>
most wells I see have stuff in the cracks in the blockwork
<FLHerne>
a modern concrete well wouldn't be snail-permeable
<Eddi|zuHause>
but if the wall has cracks, it would rest there and not slide down :p
<sandbox>
a few weeks ago there was a weird squeaking sound coming from the direction of the window
<sandbox>
we were all asking "where's that noise coming from?"
<sandbox>
it took us a while to work out where it was coming from
<sandbox>
it was dark outside
<sandbox>
we looked outside, didn't see anything at first
<sandbox>
then I noticed there was a snail on the window
<sandbox>
it was making the noise with its foot undulating across the glass
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<raptop>
!8ball Does trying to move outside of melee range of the kraken provoke an attack of opportunity?
<LunchBot>
If we're lucky, yes.
<Eddi|zuHause>
do we want to know the unlucky case? :p