<raptop>
!8ball Do astrobaras imply the existence of kosmobaras?
<LunchBot>
Go for it.
<raptop>
:D
<XXCoder>
lol
<XXCoder>
;mission
<LunchBot>
You turn some A class asteroids into a newton's cradle. You collide with a dirigible behemothaur.
<XXCoder>
got careless I guess?
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<Althego>
;outcome add The Flat Kerbin Society despises you.
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: The Flat Kerbin Society despises you.
<XXCoder>
awesome lol
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<KrazyKrl>
;outcome add Due to a bit of serendipity; you already own a usable guillotine.
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: Due to a bit of serendipity; you already own a usable guillotine.
<KrazyKrl>
;mission
<LunchBot>
You're bound for Moho with the goal of getting a decent tan. Your MET clock now blinks 12:00 all the time.
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<raptop>
remember to include the intermediate steps, LunchBot!
<raptop>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You crack bad jokes in #kspofficial. Things go pear-shaped very quickly.
<raptop>
yeah, that tracks
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<Eddi|zuHause>
!mission
<LunchBot>
Annoyed with simulation inaccuracies, you insist on Infinite Element Analysis. You get your SI prefixes mixed up.
<Eddi|zuHause>
i think i forgot a lot about numerics :p
<sandbox>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You "tease the fuel containers". The resulting spagettification is just as excruciating as it sounds.
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<FLHerne>
.outcome add Suddenly, time travel has been invented about 276 years in your future. A feedback loop radically alters your past and present.
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: Suddenly, time travel has been invented about 276 years in your future. A feedback loop radically alters your past and present.
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<Eddi|zuHause>
i think there's something similar to fermis paradox for time travel. and one way to resolve it is that time travel backwards is only possible to the moment the first time machine is invented
<Eddi|zuHause>
dunno if that has a name
<Eddi|zuHause>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You explain how the missile knows where it is. Bill, Bob, Jeb, and Val take one look at your rocket and all promptly tender their resignations.
<Eddi|zuHause>
if they don't want the job, i'll find someone that does
<Althego>
hehe
<Althego>
if they dont want to sit in it, nobody else will
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<sandbox>
!mission
<LunchBot>
Just to spite HAL, you ignore all of Jupiter's other moons and head straight for Europa with your lander. B787_300 thinks a small spaceplane would have been better than a capsule.
<XXCoder>
is latter also some sort of ai or something? if so thats extra funny
<XXCoder>
;mission
<LunchBot>
You use !nextlunch to make culinary choices for you. Your rocket falls apart.
<XXCoder>
probably sick during working so rocket sucked lol
<raptop>
Hrm, B787_300 isn't in this channel (though he's in some others on this server under a different nick)
<FLHerne>
yeah, if arbitrary time travel was possible we'd already know about it :p
<FLHerne>
.quote time travel!
<LunchBot>
"What do we want? Time travel! When do we want it? That's irrelevant."
<XXCoder>
maybe not. i remember one story where time travel that doesnt affect the past is allowed
<FLHerne>
any serious definition of "doesn't affect the past" would just exclude any travel to the past, I think
<XXCoder>
yeah
<FLHerne>
the narrative "do a bunch of stuff that magically leads to the same outcomes for a few people" i
<FLHerne>
makes a good story but not much sense
<XXCoder>
one of more unusual ones I read, allows one to travel to any of past time, but when person goes back to present, everything gets undone. unfortunately inventor didnt know it
<FLHerne>
unless this is a more anthropocentric universe than we think
<XXCoder>
his tests showed apple going to past and back, looked like it worked
<XXCoder>
he was caught in fire in night so he used time machine to escape to short time ago. he stopped the fire and stuff, but as soon as he reached "present time" he reverted to standing in time machine with fire going.
<XXCoder>
so he goes to 1970s
<XXCoder>
he enjoys life as much as he can. each time he dies or lives to "present" he has to dial time and time travel as fast as possible
<XXCoder>
fire is slightly closer each time. he may live to hundreds of years but yeah it wont go well at end
* raptop
recalls reading that once, but not who the author was... Joe Hadleman?
<XXCoder>
cant remember either
<XXCoder>
might be in the best time travel book of all time
<XXCoder>
compilation of short stories
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