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<sandbox>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You attempt to be clever with Oxford commas. You break the absolute speed record for artificial objects.
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<darsie>
What's the "absolute" speed record?
<darsie>
We made artificial neutrinos. They're pretty fast.
<darsie>
Photons might be objects, too.
<darsie>
.mission add You wave your hand and create gravitational waves.
<LunchBot>
Added mission: You wave your hand and create gravitational waves.
<darsie>
.outcome add I'm sirius.
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: I'm sirius.
<sandbox>
the video I'm watching just said "I'm being serious"
<darsie>
:)
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<darsie>
1337
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<sandbox_>
!mission
<LunchBot>
Your space center gets searched for contraband rocket parts. Everything except the flare stack is on fire.
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<packbart>
Trying to burn the evidence, eh?
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<KrazyKrl>
or everything is "on fire" because of panic.
<raptop>
Quick, hide the contraband parts in orbit!
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<raptop>
!outcome range safety
<LunchBot>
The Range Safety Officer terminates you.
<Althego>
hehe
<Althego>
you were dangerous
<FLHerne>
.mission add You try to book some physics for your capture burn next month, but it's all been reserved already.
<LunchBot>
Added mission: You try to book some physics for your capture burn next month, but it's all been reserved already.
<sandbox_>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You ask ATC for a takeoff clearance from runway 380R. The local value of π is altered significantly to facilitate this. Your explanation is contradicted by the facts.
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<xxcoder>
lol such strange conquence for asking
<xxcoder>
;mission
<LunchBot>
Bill connects the wrong wires, which lets the magic smoke out of the control console. A bunch of space orcas attack your space ship.
<xxcoder>
bad timing to brick the controls.
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<raptop>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You decide to glue a rocket on top of a whale. The smell in the cockpit won't go away for ages.
<raptop>
Okay, but how did decayed whale bits get *inside* the cockpit?
<xxcoder>
you gonna walk in and out, along with workers
<Althego>
also gases
<raptop>
Ah. Hopefully the next idea is better
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<FLHerne>
presumably the whale was a defeated orca from the previous mission
<FLHerne>
*space orca
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<raptop>
!8ball Hunt space whales and use their oil to power my rockets?
<LunchBot>
Paint it with blood, because red ones go faster.
<Althego>
hehe
<raptop>
Ambiguous, but I think that's a yes
<FLHerne>
.outcome add The KAA would ground all your rockets if there was any ground left.
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: The KAA would ground all your rockets if there was any ground left.
<Althego>
hehe
<Althego>
they are all ground up
<raptop>
. o O (Ground-effect beef)
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<raptop>
!outcome add You argue that no cleanup mission will be necessary, as over 10 Cs-137 half-lives will have passed by the time it arrives.
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: You argue that no cleanup mission will be necessary, as over 10 Cs-137 half-lives will have passed by the time it arrives.
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