<LunchBot>
You launch a rescue mission for your rescue mission. And that's why you shouldn't blindly trust simplified analytic models.
<raptop>
Ooh, that's a good combo
<Azander>
yeah
<FLHerne>
Someone tell Boeing
<raptop>
Testing is useful, yes
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<ScholarRaptor>
Any answers as to how I can reverse the net entropy of the universe?
<ScholarRaptor>
Clocks ticken here, people!
<raptop>
ScholarRaptor: There is insufficient information at this time to say
<raptop>
!mission add You invent the first Solid Rocket Detractor.
<LunchBot>
Added mission: You invent the first Solid Rocket Detractor.
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<xxcoder>
;mission add You are ordered to make 30 feet tall rocket, but you only have 2 of 6 feet long sections, 5 feet long engines, and 8 feet long cone.
<LunchBot>
Added mission: You are ordered to make 30 feet tall rocket, but you only have 2 of 6 feet long sections, 5 feet long engines, and 8 feet long cone.
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<ScholarRaptor>
@raptop >_<
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<FLHerne>
.mission add The word 'mostly' appears somewhere you'd really rather it didn't.
<LunchBot>
Added mission: The word 'mostly' appears somewhere you'd really rather it didn't.
<xxcoder>
nice lol
<xxcoder>
but isnt that outcome not a mission?
<xxcoder>
;outcome add Due to missing bunch of commas, rather than getting bunch of required parts for craft, you get single fused part meeting all requirements but dont work since you cant install single object at multiple places in craft.
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: Due to missing bunch of commas, rather than getting bunch of required parts for craft, you get single fused part meeting all requirements but dont work since you cant install single object at multiple places in craft.
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<FLHerne>
.outcome add You're not sure if this is a mission or an outcome.
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: You're not sure if this is a mission or an outcome.
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<FLHerne>
.outcome fixup s/if/whether/
<LunchBot>
New text is: You're not sure whether this is a mission or an outcome.
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<FLHerne>
.outcome add Bruce Dickinson writes a 23-minute-long song about your flight.
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: Bruce Dickinson writes a 23-minute-long song about your flight.
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<FLHerne>
.outcome add A combination of glitches gives your capsule an unintended sonar capability. This is useless in a vacuum.
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: A combination of glitches gives your capsule an unintended sonar capability. This is useless in a vacuum.
<Althego>
but in fluidic space where species 8472 comes from...
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<sandbox>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You slap your rocket around a bit with a large trout. A lone tumbleweed rolls through space.
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<sandbox>
!mission
<LunchBot>
A fortune-teller warns you of a catastrophe in the coming week. You are unimpressed - they might as well have predicted a Monday. A boat is in the way, and everyone complains until its interference is dealt with.
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<Deddly>
!mission
<LunchBot>
Take a surface sample of a landing leg while in low Kerbol orbit. Your craft's Lorentz factor is dozens of digits long.
<Mat2ch>
lolwut? The ai tech bros want to put ai datacenters into orbit
<Mat2ch>
I say: yes please, but only if you go with it.
<xxcoder>
that would take advange of solar power, and heat sink
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<packbart>
maybe they can share a satellite with the bitcoin bros' orbiting miners
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<Judge_Dedd>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You set out in search of the galaxy's best fish & chips. The kill-counter rolls over, resulting in a net gain in live kerbals.
<Judge_Dedd>
I'll stop at nothing for those fish 'n' chips
<sandbox>
Anstruther
<raptop>
who knew that fish & chips were so dangerous?
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<ScholarRaptor>
I figured out how to stop entropy! We build a galaxy-sized newspaper, roll it up and smack the universe on the snoot until it stops entropizing!
<raptop>
esults indicate that Inabtanin has internal bone morphology similar to that of flapping birds, whereas the internal morphology of Arambourgiania is most similar to that of soaring birds.
<raptop>
huh
<ScholarRaptor>
Arambourgiania was pretty ginormous, too.
<ScholarRaptor>
Though, as the paper indicates in its body, the idea that most or even some pterosaurs were too heavy to fly is now safely a minority view.
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<sandbox>
I haven't had burger and chips for ages
<sandbox>
deep fried
<ScholarRaptor>
Wait, was the burger deep fried?
<sandbox>
yup
<sandbox>
so good
<sandbox>
deep fried haggis is good too
<ScholarRaptor>
Mmmm, the king of puddings.
<sandbox>
chieftain o' the pudding race
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<FLHerne>
.outcome add Your craft has an unconventional landing experience in conjunction with the presence of a tree.
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: Your craft has an unconventional landing experience in conjunction with the presence of a tree.
<ScholarRaptor>
Everybody is leaving.
<ScholarRaptor>
Don't go. The drones need you. They look up to you.
<Mat2ch>
I look up to them.
<ScholarRaptor>
Must've not nerve stapled them yet.
<packbart>
If you're looking down at drones, they're doing it wrong, anyway
<darsie>
.outcome add Your rocket burns up in subspace.
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: Your rocket burns up in subspace.
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<ScholarRaptor>
@raptop Welcome back! I'm assuming large pterosaurs are your natural predators and you were fleeing from them?
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<xxcoder>
;mission
<LunchBot>
You observe very suspicious behavior among the graysuits. You do not pass Go. You do not collect $200.
<xxcoder>
jailed on suspection
<FLHerne>
ScholarRaptor: oh, right, you're not raptop
<FLHerne>
I'm used to assuming all the raptor nicks are
<darsie>
Did that guy dive?
<ScholarRaptor>
@FLHerne No, I'm the ScholarRaptor. I philosoraptize.
<ScholarRaptor>
(Which, in practice, means I played a lot of Sid Meier's Alpha Centauri)
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<ScholarRaptor>
"What actually transpires beneath the veil of an event horizon? Decent people shouldn't think too much about that." -
<ScholarRaptor>
Academician Prokhor Zakharov, "For I Have Tasted The Fruit"