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<FLHerne>
.outcome add Jeb walks out through a door in the sky. You cease transmission.
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: Jeb walks out through a door in the sky. You cease transmission.
<FLHerne>
.outcome add The sun beats on the roof of your capsule and it's like flying an electric iron plugged into the mains.
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: The sun beats on the roof of your capsule and it's like flying an electric iron plugged into the mains.
<sandbox>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You receive a large shipment of faulty wine from the Duchy of Grand Fenwick. Taniwha deletes your recently added ;mission due to your bad grammar.
<Mat2ch>
*bad grandma
<sandbox>
I don't think I've ever added a mission
<sandbox>
I was thinking about it though
<sandbox>
I was thinking about adding "You're in a room." but it's probably too obscure a reference
<FLHerne>
sandbox: there are some ridiculously obscure references already
<Mat2ch>
You just should stop thinking like an US american for a second.
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<Althego>
leet time
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<sandbox>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You run out of jetpack fuel while on EVA. Your scientists dig up the black hole and it eats you.
<Mat2ch>
bored scientists on EVA are never a good idea.
<Althego>
what black hole? the one at the center of the planet:
<Althego>
?
<Az>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You finally cave in and push the big red button. In the long run, this is a pretty good decision.
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<FLHerne>
.mission add You're in a room.
<LunchBot>
Added mission: You're in a room.
<Mat2ch>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You use SCP-[REDACTED] to improve your craft's performance. Your carbon footprint is so positive that you create a singularity and suddenly become immeasurably carbon negative.
<Mat2ch>
That's a real good performance upgrade I did there. Praise me!
<FLHerne>
SCP-[REDACTED] is some alien device for creating/summoning carbon atoms from the ether?
<FLHerne>
.outcome add You suffer permanent hearing damage after Wernher demonstrates the latest separatron to you in an elevator.
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: You suffer permanent hearing damage after Wernher demonstrates the latest separatron to you in an elevator.
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<sandbox>
!mission
<LunchBot>
Bob trips the main circuit breaker while running both capsule's rotisseries simultaneously, violating established mealtime procedures. Mechjeb attempts to stage a robot uprising with your rovers.
<Althego>
because of the cut power?
<Mat2ch>
Mechjeb needs power to live and doesn't care about you and your food. ;)
<packbart>
and only the batteries in the rovers still had power
<Az>
Need to take the rovers outside so they can relieve themselves.
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<raptop>
Imagine tripping a circuit breaker by tripping over a circuit breaker
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