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<Deddly>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You try to play KSP on your Toshiba T3100e. A pile of viruses is unexpectedly dumped onto Mission Control.
<Deddly>
Wow, who would have thought that 1980s viruses would be compatible.
<darsie>
I once wrote a virus but didn't release it.
<darsie>
1987ish
<darsie>
Amiga assembler
<Mat2ch>
a very smart friend of mine wanted to write his diploma thesis about a worm-virus... the professor didn't want to touch that topic :D
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<sandbox>
I had a dream that I was talking to a robot, then I woke up
<sandbox>
then I had another dream that I was talking to a robot
<sandbox>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You pump the sim once. Your role in causing The Event leads to a special guest appearance on... The Quiz Broadcast! Hello, good evening, and Remain Indoors!
<Deddly>
darsie oooh. 68000?
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<sandbox>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You speak the Discouraging Word. The skies cloud ominously. Due to a clerical error, the kraken is resurrected while your kerbals stay dead.
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<Althego>
leet time
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<darsie>
.
<darsie>
1337
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<Mat2ch>
sandbox: Manchester. ;)
<sandbox>
strange route
<Mat2ch>
yes, but maybe the tracker is wrong here, happens all the time, or it was really scheduled for some time later and was "parked" in the air this way
<KrazyKrl>
;outcome add You file this under the folder labelled "statute of limitations" and forget about it for a while.
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: You file this under the folder labelled "statute of limitations" and forget about it for a while.
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<Judge_Dedd>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You are escaping to the one place that hasn't been corrupted by capitalism! Your payload fraction goes negative.
<FLHerne>
.outcome add You're not ready to copy that number - you're flying!
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: You're not ready to copy that number - you're flying!
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<Judge_Dedd>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You forget to apply the brakes before leaving your craft. You ostensibly succeed!
<Judge_Dedd>
Ostensibility for the win!
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<Mat2ch>
!outcome add And the beat goes on and on and on
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: And the beat goes on and on and on
<FLHerne>
.outcome add Rocket Explosion Timer destroyed. Rocket Explosion Uncertainty Preemption Protocol initiated: this facility will self destruct in two minutes.
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: Rocket Explosion Timer destroyed. Rocket Explosion Uncertainty Preemption Protocol initiated: this facility will self destruct in two minutes.
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<sandbox_>
!mission
<LunchBot>
There's a kerman with a gun over there... Jeb regrows a limb.
<FLHerne>
just winged him, then
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<FLHerne>
.mission add You collide with a computer simulation of yourself.
<LunchBot>
Added mission: You collide with a computer simulation of yourself.
<sandbox_>
!mission
<LunchBot>
Your mother said "to get things done, you'd better not mess with Major Tom." The only advantage to exhaustion is the complete lack of dreams. You wake up tired, but it's the exhaustion of hard work and not nightmares.
<FLHerne>
.mission fixup s/yourself/your own craft/
<LunchBot>
New text is: You collide with a computer simulation of your own craft.