Deddly changed the topic of #KSPOfficial to: Kerbal Space Program official channel | KSP2 current (final?) version: 0.2.2.0 | Rules: http://tinyurl.com/KSP-Rules | Δv maps: https://i.imgur.com/CHVnEeE.png https://i.imgur.com/gBoLsSt.png | Backup channel is ##KSPOfficial on libera.chat |
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<sandbox> !mission
<LunchBot> You lead an investigation team to find the leading cause of explosions at KSC. a Japanese passenger calls out "DOUSHITE!?!" and gets you banned for language.
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<FLHerne> .outcome add The resulting paperwork leads to a catastrophic collapse of the Administration Building.
<LunchBot> Added outcome: The resulting paperwork leads to a catastrophic collapse of the Administration Building.
<FLHerne> .outcome fixup s/leads to/causes/
<LunchBot> New text is: The resulting paperwork causes a catastrophic collapse of the Administration Building.
<Althego> lol
<Mat2ch> hehe
<Mat2ch> !mission
<LunchBot> You travel 160934.4 kilometers and feel as if you are stationary. You land on the flagpole.
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<Deddly> !mission
<LunchBot> You hold a black hole sale on black friday. Perhaps you should have double checked your staging first.
<Deddly> A black hold sale would be where the buyer's money all just disappears
<Althego> say you have a black hole. what is it good for?
<Althego> you can extract energy by throwing objects into it
<Althego> i cant think of anything else
<FLHerne> guaranteed secure disk erasal
<FLHerne> erasure
<FLHerne> spaghettifying your enemies
<Althego> erasure... always i wanna be with you :)
<FLHerne> lens for a gravitational-wave telescope
<Althego> lens, that sounds good
<FLHerne> convenient thing to store your asteroids, space stations etc. in orbit around
<Mat2ch> Companies pay much money for data destruction
<Mat2ch> a black hole could be very handy here
<Althego> also for getting rid of whistleblowers :)
<Mat2ch> !mission
<LunchBot> Jeb has a near-Death experience. You forgot the closing '/'.
<Mat2ch> I'm sorry Jeb
<Mat2ch> I will never forget the closing / again
<Althego> it would make sense with swapped mission and outcome
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<Mat2ch> oh, Crew-9 launch in around 4 hours: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SKXtysRx0b4
<packbart> the Rescue Mission for the Kerbals stuck on the station?
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<Mat2ch> packbart: No, that capsule will stay for half a year. There's another Crew Dragon docked right now, which will bring the others back
<Mat2ch> Sometimes early next year
<Mat2ch> planned return is 2 Mar 2024
<Mat2ch> oh, wait that was the launch :D
<packbart> ah, thanks :)
<Mat2ch> 2 May 2024
<Mat2ch> Imagine going on an eight day mission and having it take almost 11 month...
<Althego> "i see this as an absolute win"
<Mat2ch> still wrong. I think the wikipedia page is wrong here.
<Althego> they are astronauts, they want to be in space
<Mat2ch> "Undocking date2 May 2024, 12:57 UTC"
<Mat2ch> Ah, because they list each docking/undocking seperately. And Crew-8 was redocked
<Mat2ch> packbart: Crew-8 will return in October, but the Starliner crew will return with Crew-9 in February.
<Mat2ch> Sorry for the messup before.
<Mat2ch> Bringing a refinery to Tylo is bit cheaty. It makes single-stage landers so easy
<Mat2ch> they are still use-once rockets...
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<sandbox> !mission
<LunchBot> You schedule a criticality excursion. You are awarded the Kollier Trophy.
<Deddly> Althego, waste disposal
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<Deddly> (Uses for a black hole)
<Deddly> !mission You start a waste-disposal company that fires rubbish into a black hole.
<LunchBot> No mission found matching "You start a waste-disposal company that fires rubbish into a black hole.".
<Deddly> !mission add You start a waste-disposal company that fires rubbish into a black hole.
<LunchBot> Added mission: You start a waste-disposal company that fires rubbish into a black hole.
<Deddly> !mission
<LunchBot> You search for the LD-50 of boosters. You're a complete idiot and you're fired.
<Deddly> Aaw
<raptop> Please do not eat the solid fuel
<Pinkbeast> Pretty sure depending on where you point the booster the LD-50 is one
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<Althego> manned launch imminent
<Mat2ch> dang. I missed it, while I was playing KSP
<Althego> hehe
<raptop> !outcome add You miss a real life launch because you were playing KSP.
<LunchBot> Added outcome: You miss a real life launch because you were playing KSP.
<Mat2ch> https://imgur.com/a/ShMDJsD I need to launch this...
<Mat2ch> on top the lander for Tylo, then the transfer stage, which also brings four small satellites that can return to Kerbin for one of the "Return to Kerbin from X" contracts.
<darsie> Mat2ch: There's a video about a design to launch anything.
<Mat2ch> oh, I don't think I will have any problems launching this. I just have to build it :)
<Pinkbeast> I think there may be scope for some aerodynamic improvements
<Althego> so many nukes
<Althego> they work best under 0.1 twr
<Althego> 0.2
<darsie> Hmm, I just realized to capture a comet to Kerbol orbit it's more efficient to dock with it and do the capture burn later, when speed is lower.
<darsie> Maybe even with just a single nerv.
<darsie> Then adjust the orbit at Ap/Pe/AN/DN.
<Deddly> !mission
<LunchBot> Fell creatures knock without. You trap Samsara Kerman in a cycle of death and respawning.
<Deddly> Fell what?
<darsie> Fell is fur in German.
<Althego> but what is knock without?
<sandbox> what knocks within?
<Althego> pacemaker
<Deddly> Seems like a really wierd mission. Random word salad?
<Pinkbeast> Both parts make sense
<Deddly> How?
<Althego> might be a niche meme
<Deddly> Fell creatures knock without. How does that words?
<Pinkbeast> "without" here means outside.
<Deddly> !outcome add Just as you get to the critical moment, all the on-board electronics begin installing updates.
<LunchBot> Added outcome: Just as you get to the critical moment, all the on-board electronics begin installing updates.
<Althego> hehe
<Pinkbeast> "Fell" is evil or cruel, as in the Nazgul riding on fell beasts
<Deddly> Interesting.
<Althego> ah so not that niche, it was just lord of the rings
<Pinkbeast> I mean, the word enormously predates Tolkien using it
<Pinkbeast> The second part refers to https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sa%E1%B9%83s%C4%81ra
<Althego> yes samsara is got that
<Pinkbeast> Well, Deddly seemed confused by both parts
<Deddly> It was mainly the first section, but thanks :)
<Mat2ch> Pinkbeast: I might slap some nose cones on it. Or just add more dV. It's just the first km that are the problem ;)
<Pinkbeast> OED has cites for "fell" in that sense back to 14th century
<Deddly> !outcome add Tragically, Jeb sets AUX to SCE.
<LunchBot> Added outcome: Tragically, Jeb sets AUX to SCE.
<Althego> lol why the reverse order
<Deddly> That's the part that's tragic
<Deddly> If SCE to AUX saves thw day, just imagine what the reverse can do
<Deddly> the*
<Althego> .mission add RADIO: ▀▖┗▛Nine new biological subjects designated. Mode ▄▖▜▚┣: hunting/analyzing. Sharing subject locations with other agents.
<LunchBot> Added mission: RADIO: ▀▖┗▛Nine new biological subjects designated. Mode ▄▖▜▚┣: hunting/analyzing. Sharing subject locations with other agents.
<Althego> .mission add RADIO: ▀▖┗▛Subject 11783 destroyed. Mode ▄▖▜▚┣: patrol. New targets unaccounted for: 1.
<LunchBot> Added mission: RADIO: ▀▖┗▛Subject 11783 destroyed. Mode ▄▖▜▚┣: patrol. New targets unaccounted for: 1.
<Althego> there is also RADIO: ▀▖┗▛▄▖▜▚┣ ▜▚┗┣┗┫┓┏┓ ▛▄▖┅┗▖. ┣┗┏▛▄▖▜┏┣ ▚ ▖▞┣┗▖┗┣. ┣┗▖┃▀▚▗┏┏┓. ▖┛▀┗▞┃┏▄ ▛┏┗▄▖▜▚┣ ┅▖┗━▖ ▖┓┫▞┣ ▚ ▛▄┅┗▖ ▚ ▖▞┣┗▖┗┣ ▚┛▘▞━▖┅. but this is not too intersting
<Deddly> I only see a bunch of squiggles
<Althego> that is the point
<Deddly> Ah
<darsie> .
<Deddly> !mission
<LunchBot> You charge your friendship drive. You know what you're doing.
<Deddly> I do
<Althego> those signs correctly represent the sounds which are impossible to make as a human
<Althego> that 1 is especially bad because you know that you are that one
<Deddly> !mission
<LunchBot> You awaken a gazebo. The horror... the horror...
<Deddly> Not the gazebo, noooooooo
<Althego> .mission
<LunchBot> You fumble for the snooze button on the maneuver alarm clock. What's 5 minutes against the eternity of space and time. Inglip summoned.
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<Deddly> !mission
<LunchBot> You plan a mission while debating a hot button issue in chat. The launch vehicle is too large for the lander and your craft overheats.
<Deddly> That button really was hot
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<Deddly> !startup
<LunchBot> Luxury Detritus But it's Actually Cake
<Deddly> VERY luxurious
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<Mat2ch> !mission
<LunchBot> You store your solar panels in direct sunlight. The Kraken hatches from the Easter egg.
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