<Judge_Dedd>
I think I would get too impatient. Everything takes so much time my nerves would overtake me.
<Judge_Dedd>
Ooh, Dragon is designed to function as an airlock? That's interesting.
<Althego>
i thought he said it was designed to function in (internal) vacuum
<Judge_Dedd>
He said that, and then he said that one of the design requirements was that it would work as an airlock.
<Judge_Dedd>
35:25 something small flying around
<Judge_Dedd>
I thought it was an insect on my screen
<Judge_Dedd>
No stars. Fake :P
<Judge_Dedd>
Oh there we go. No Starlink on board.
<Judge_Dedd>
He said they have ground stations for video and satellites for audio
<Mat2ch>
Didn't they say they wanted to test a starlink connection?
<Althego>
therse should be a starlink laser link in the trunk
<Judge_Dedd>
I haven't had audio on from the beginning, but he did just say that they're using ground stations
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<Deddly>
!mission
<LunchBot>
Your new friend tells you he's a space pirate, but you think he's joking. Damn! Got the angle wrong.
<Judge_Dedd>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You mix up "teller" and "tell her," which leads to some confusion. Thousands of years later your name will be often mentioned together with Ea-nāṣir.
<darsie>
.outcome add You float in heaven.
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: You float in heaven.
<darsie>
.outcome heaven
<LunchBot>
Inexplicably, this causes millions of cheese wheels to rain from the heavens while a disembodied voice laughs uproariously.
<darsie>
.outcome heaven
<LunchBot>
With a wry sense of aptness, you name your craft Prospero: the magician who lays down his book, who gives up power over earth and heaven.
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<FLHerne>
!startup
<LunchBot>
Phosphated Unemployment Detection System
<Judge_Dedd>
!startup
<LunchBot>
Corporate Piss Without Borders
<Judge_Dedd>
Hmmmm
<Mat2ch>
that sounds like free public toilets
<Judge_Dedd>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You suddenly realize that everything is a simulation and you can do whatever you want without consequences. Your interplanetary program ends with all kerbals being replaced with imposters.
<Judge_Dedd>
Well, I can do whatever I want, so...
<darsie>
Recently a capsule wouldn't spin up unlimitedly fast. Is there RW saturation programmed or max. capsule rotation?
<Judge_Dedd>
I believe you need rockets to spin very fast
<darsie>
I've pulled joint apart with rotation, earlier.
<Pinkbeast>
There's not (unmodded) any kind of RW saturation but I think it's intentionally the case that you can't use them to spin yourself arbitarily fast
<darsie>
ok
<sandbox>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You fornicate without the consent of the Kraken. You are promoted after your supervisor explodes.
<Pinkbeast>
(ah so the first half of that both is perhaps stretching the rules and perpetuates a myth...)
<Mat2ch>
KSP doesn't seem to like what I'm doing and keeps on crashing :(
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<Judge_DedD>
!mission del fornicate
<LunchBot>
Deleted mission: "You fornicate without the consent of the Kraken."
<darsie>
.mission add You spend a fortnight without the Kraken.
<LunchBot>
Added mission: You spend a fortnight without the Kraken.
<Pinkbeast>
Thanks, I want to edit them so infrequently I can never remember how
<Judge_DedD>
Same here
<darsie>
.mission add You share forty crates with the Kraken.
<LunchBot>
Added mission: You share forty crates with the Kraken.
<Judge_DedD>
!wisdom
<LunchBot>
The world owes you nothing. It was here first.
<LunchBot>
"He was going 100+ while it was snowing. With our daughter in the back seat. He saw me bracing myself and started laughing. "Babe, don't worry we are on the autobahn and in a German made car. Besides if we do crash we won't feel it." Those were not the comforting words I wanted to hear."
<darsie>
.wisdom snow
<LunchBot>
"Someone will inevitably ask me about Reaper Man at an event or when I'm a famous author, and I'll have to talk about the book where snow globe eggs turn into trolleys."
<darsie>
.mission add You sacrifice a troll to the Kraken.
<LunchBot>
Added mission: You sacrifice a troll to the Kraken.
<Judge_DedD>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You order some spare parts, giving the address as "Space capsule Friendship 8, northwest corner of East Farside Crater, The Mun". Jebediah streaks through the atmosphere.
<Judge_DedD>
Jeb has a job on the side working as a courier.
<darsie>
.outcome add Valentina jabs Jeb and gives Bob the bill.
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: Valentina jabs Jeb and gives Bob the bill.
<Judge_DedD>
!outcome add Bill bobs about but where's Bob's bill about?
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: Bill bobs about but where's Bob's bill about?
<Judge_DedD>
!8ball will Starship launch to Mars in my lifetime?
<LunchBot>
Outlook not so good.
<Judge_DedD>
!8ball is that because I have a very short life expectancy?
<LunchBot>
When hell freezes over, or just after.
<Judge_DedD>
Hmmm
<darsie>
.8ball add After Eight
<LunchBot>
Added answer: After Eight
<Judge_DedD>
!quote
<LunchBot>
The best way to get things done is to do them.
<Judge_DedD>
That's some wisdom right there
<darsie>
mhm
<darsie>
There's a lot I'm not doing.
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<Judge_DedD>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You attempt to perform chemistry on your orbital elements. Supernovy zaps you with a soft gamma repeater.
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<Judge_DedD>
!answer Would getting hit by a soft gamma repeater be lethal?
<LunchBot>
The stars say so.
<Judge_DedD>
Well darn
<darsie>
Depends on the dose.
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<Judge_DedD>
ChatGPT says I rolled a 15
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<Judge_DedD>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You ignore the leash laws for your pet kraken. Despite a series of investigations, no-one is ever quite sure why.
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<raptop>
There might be some missing intermediate steps
<Judge_DedD>
Well, possibly
<raptop>
But, like, for space game stuff I'm currently playing JNO, and I'm not sure people would enjoy me talking about that in this channel?
<sandbox>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You add some aerospikes just for the hell of it. You break the space-time continuum and end up sitting in front of a Pentium 433Mhz computer running Windows 98.
<Althego>
that is a Pentimum 2
<sandbox>
I had a p3 600
<Althego>
anyway pentimum stopped in the two hundreds
<sandbox>
Pentium
<raptop>
Clearly past you went wild with overclocking to try to get a Pentium 1 that fast
<Althego>
no, i had a 233 mmx for quite a long time
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<nshirelaptop>
testicus
<Althego>
.outcome paulson
<LunchBot>
No outcome found matching "paulson".
<Althego>
.outcome Paulson
<LunchBot>
No outcome found matching "Paulson".
<Althego>
.outcome add His name was Robert Paulson.
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: His name was Robert Paulson.
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<Judge_DedD>
raptop, what's JNO?
<raptop>
Juno New Origins
<Mat2ch>
hah, been at Val, landed, placed my flag, did so many missions today and they are sending me to Tylo.
<Judge_DedD>
Ah Juno. I don't see why anyone would object to you talking about that in here
<raptop>
okay
<Judge_DedD>
Is that the one that grew out of Simple Rockets?
<raptop>
Mat2ch: time for those cursed high TWR landers?
<raptop>
Judge_DedD: Yeah. It was called Simple Rockets 2 at one point. (And for all practical purposes you can also point to Simple Planes as part of the heritage)
<Judge_DedD>
Cool. How does it compare to KSP?
<raptop>
Broadly similar (semi-realistic space sim where you build the craft), but very different in detail. eg: all parts are procedural to some degree, there's a scripting language (Vizzy) available, science is more of something you get through exploration&achieving milestones than a resource you gather
<Judge_DedD>
I have to say I can't stand it when games tell me how many GHz the processor has to be but give zero information on what kind of processor
<raptop>
heh
<raptop>
GHz: Yes
<raptop>
As if clock speeds have been outside of maybe a factor of 5 range for the past 20+ years
<raptop>
Also, the system is mostly about 1/5 scale instead of 1/11, so one might get a surprise at Δv reqs
<Judge_DedD>
!mission Since the system requirements only specify a 3.5 Ghz CPU, you save some money and shove in a Pentium 4.
<LunchBot>
No mission found matching "Since the system requirements only specify a 3.5 Ghz CPU, you save some money and shove in a Pentium 4.".
<raptop>
Recent silliness included a rescue contract. Given how limited my unlocks are, this mean flying a craft to within ~40 meters, spacewalking the drood over, and having to do a slowdown burn at atmospheric entry so my capsule wouldn't burn up (given heatshield limitations)
<Judge_DedD>
!mission add Since the system requirements only specify a 3.5 Ghz CPU, you save some money and shove in a Pentium 4.
<LunchBot>
Added mission: Since the system requirements only specify a 3.5 Ghz CPU, you save some money and shove in a Pentium 4.
<raptop>
Better make sure you have big enough radiators
<Judge_DedD>
!mission add You get Jebediah Kerman into JNO.
<LunchBot>
Added mission: You get Jebediah Kerman into JNO.
<Mat2ch>
raptop: Imho Tylo is easier than Eve. Just bringt enough fuel :D
<raptop>
Heh
<Judge_DedD>
Does JNO support mods?
<raptop>
It does, though unfortunately the modding communitiy is much weaker
<Althego>
is there eva in it?
<raptop>
EVAs, yes. Evas, I'm not sure anyone has tried to make
<Althego>
but no kerbals
<Althego>
so what is in their place?
<raptop>
Droods, who a nominally human, though you never see one outside of a suit (excluding the art of people who give you missions)
<raptop>
*who are nominally human
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<Judge_DedD>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You set out to make bakers dozen of rockets. You find a large base in the shape of a swastika. You're surprised to find Hinduism this far out!
<Judge_DedD>
Yes. Hinduism is, of course, the most obvious conclusion one would reach
<raptop>
hmm
<xxcoder>
so, 13 rockets to find that base eh
<raptop>
I guess the intermediate steps skip how many rockets were actually used
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<Judge_DedD>
13 rockets or one Starship with a lot of refuelling
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<xxcoder>
;mission
<LunchBot>
You try to build a rocket that goes up using that weird green slime thingy. Fluber something? You end up taking down critical email and DNS servers.
<xxcoder>
too much emf?
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<raptop>
maybe the rocket got its contents all over a datacenter
<xxcoder>
maybe
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<Judge_DedD>
Who knows what mystery goo is capable of?
<darsie>
It can judge you silently.
<darsie>
jump into the sea
<Judge_DedD>
!outcome add The mystery goo judges you silently and then orders you to jump into the sea.
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: The mystery goo judges you silently and then orders you to jump into the sea.