<FLHerne>
.mission add Your PR "team" insist on putting scare quotes around all sorts of "words".
<LunchBot>
Added mission: Your PR "team" insist on putting scare quotes around all sorts of "words".
<xxcoder>
lol
<xxcoder>
;mission quote
<LunchBot>
You add random quotes to spice your mission plan up. Like this: The "rocket" will be inserted into orbit of Mun in order to do a "surface" scan.
<xxcoder>
yep thats one I added lol
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<ScholarRaptor>
Alternative take: It's possible that these aren't Starships intended to be delivered to Mars the planet, but offered to Mars the Roman deity as sacrifices to secure his blessings.
<ScholarRaptor>
Maturing the shielding and tanking equipment to reach Mars (the planet) in 2 years is an awfully tall order, but offering five uncrewed stacks and then human sacrifices in the same timeframe is very achievable.
<LunchBot>
You attempt to perform chemistry on your orbital elements. Your mission is thwarted by a Simon and Garfunkel performance.
<Mat2ch>
that's harsh.
<Mat2ch>
I'm always fascinated how long some musicians are in the business.
<Mat2ch>
Simon and Garfunkel released their first single when they were 16. Both born in 1941...
<darsie>
Are they a duo?
<Mat2ch>
they were, yes
<Althego>
dud, you havent heard the sound of silence?
<Mat2ch>
Simon Paul and Art Garfunkel
<Mat2ch>
oh, most likey he has, but they usually don't say the artist
<darsie>
I asked if they are, not were.
<darsie>
Anyways, they're still in business.
<darsie>
A Simon *and* Garfunkel performance ... would be something significant.
<Mat2ch>
afaik they don't work anymore
<darsie>
I was in an Art concert.
<Mat2ch>
On April 10, 2023, Garfunkel canceled his remaining concert dates and his management announced that he "that he has decided not to return to touring for the foreseeable future."
<Mat2ch>
says wikipedia
<Althego>
they are getting old
<darsie>
Fortunately we have backups of them.
<Althego>
the legendary music bands are all made of old people, if they are still alive
<Althego>
leet time
<darsie>
Landlord employees came during leet time.
<Althego>
also reentry at leet
<Althego>
still in the plasma
<sandbox>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You source a highly non-zero number of wafers. When you try to light a cigar to celebrate your success, everything goes up in flames.
<Mat2ch>
there go your wafers
<Mat2ch>
!mission add You replace all wavers in the microchip production with waffles.
<LunchBot>
Added mission: You replace all wavers in the microchip production with waffles.
<Althego>
probably nopt silicon wafers, but the edible ones
<sandbox>
wavers?
<Mat2ch>
uhhh
<Mat2ch>
!mission fixup s/wavers/wafers/
<LunchBot>
New text is: You replace all wafers in the microchip production with waffles.
<Mat2ch>
!mission fixup s/wafers/silicon wafers/
<LunchBot>
New text is: You replace all silicon wafers in the microchip production with waffles.
<Mat2ch>
KrazyKrl: you mean "Replacing wafers with wafers?"
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<FLHerne>
.mission add Jeb's passion for spaceflight is so infectious that literally everyone on Kerbin gives up their job and joins the space program.
<LunchBot>
Added mission: Jeb's passion for spaceflight is so infectious that literally everyone on Kerbin gives up their job and joins the space program.
<FLHerne>
(this appears to have been the case, given the total lack of non-space-center civilization on Kerbin)
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<sandbox>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You construct a Turing complete rocket. You are dismayed to find the Easter egg you just discovered in KSP is only a regular scenery object.
<raptop>
!mission add You join the Baltimore Gun Club.
<LunchBot>
Added mission: You join the Baltimore Gun Club.
<raptop>
(Hey, why *not* add a Jules Verne reference?)
<darsie>
.mission add You construct a flight computer with infinite memory.
<LunchBot>
Added mission: You construct a flight computer with infinite memory.
<raptop>
Turing is fine with us borrowing his infinitely long tape, right?
<darsie>
mhm
<darsie>
.outcome add The Kraken hatches from the Easter egg.
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: The Kraken hatches from the Easter egg.
<raptop>
hm
<raptop>
!outcome christmas
<LunchBot>
Christmas comes early...in the form of a runaway neutron cascade.