Deddly changed the topic of #KSPOfficial to: Kerbal Space Program official channel | KSP2 current (final?) version: 0.2.2.0 | Rules: http://tinyurl.com/KSP-Rules | Δv maps: https://i.imgur.com/CHVnEeE.png https://i.imgur.com/gBoLsSt.png | Backup channel is ##KSPOfficial on libera.chat |
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<Mat2ch> uh, the Boeing sat that stopped working disintegrated?! Wow
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<Althego> they cant get anything right
<Deddly> !outcome add You learn that part of your craft was designed by Boeing. You instinctively hit the emergency abort button before anything bad happens.
<LunchBot> Added outcome: You learn that part of your craft was designed by Boeing. You instinctively hit the emergency abort button before anything bad happens.
<Althego> hehe
<Deddly> !mission
<LunchBot> Val somehow creates a Korolev Cross with a single SRB. Porcine prelates pester you with pointless problems. Perfect.
<Deddly> !mission
<LunchBot> You decide to write music and release an album called "The dark side of the Mun" which is totally not a cheap ripoff. Your father arrives; and vents all sorts of dadly radiation.
<Deddly> That pun shortened my life expectancy.
<Deddly> !nextlunch
<LunchBot> A succulent Chinese meal.
<Deddly> Yes please
<sandbox> I know what I'm not having for lunch today
<sandbox> !nextlunch
<LunchBot> A surprise!
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<Deddly> What's the surprise?
<Deddly> !mission
<LunchBot> In some ways, your mission plan seems to write itself; that is, in writing it, you have a strong feeling that the universe seems to want to address people directly, and it is doing so through you. The day is named a national holiday in your honour.
<Deddly> Wow. As a memorial to first contact with the universe itself?
<Deddly> Let it be known that October 23 shall henceforth be known as The Day of Deddly
<Althego> lol dadly radiation
<darsie> .mission add You ride the particle beam at the Dawn of Kerbalkind.
<LunchBot> Added mission: You ride the particle beam at the Dawn of Kerbalkind.
<Deddly> !mission
<LunchBot> You create an outcome with insufficient ambiguity. You end up preventing the obliteration of Kerbin by a neutrino burst.
<Deddly> Neat
<FLHerne> .outcome add Bill flails uncontrollably.
<LunchBot> Added outcome: Bill flails uncontrollably.
<FLHerne> .outcome add It is proclaimed that October 23 shall henceforth be known as The Day of Deddly
<LunchBot> Added outcome: It is proclaimed that October 23 shall henceforth be known as The Day of Deddly
<FLHerne> (you could make a religion out of this)
<Althego> already a holiday here
<Pinkbeast> Oooh the forums have a new error
<Deddly> LOL
<Pinkbeast> Ha ha only serious - it could be that means someone's working on it
<Deddly> Pinkbeast, yeah it's been like that for a day or two
<Pinkbeast> I haven't seen the current error until today (but I guess timezones may mean you saw it in your yesterday while I was asleep)
<Deddly> My timing was off. First report I saw of this new error was less than 24 hours ago. Yesterday evening for me (20:00) Central European Time
<Pinkbeast> Seems about right (I'm UTC+1 but I might well not have checked yesterday evening)
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<darsie> 1337
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<sandbox> !mission
<LunchBot> You try to go only up. Your rocket launch mass is 128 Mg.
<Althego> isnt even big
<Pinkbeast> 128 tonnes; I admit to have put something weighing about 26 kilotonnes on the pad
<Pinkbeast> Fortunately launch clamps don't care if you're using them to hold up something the size of a battleship :-)
<Pinkbeast> (KSP would be rather harder if transmitting force through a part could crush it...)
<Mat2ch> The error message on the forum changed...
<Althego> maybe it is time to start to archive it
<Pinkbeast> It's already archived and you can't start now :-/
<Pinkbeast> I _hope_ it changed because someone's poking it
<Pinkbeast> Yes, I saw that some time ago.
<Mat2ch> it looks someone is working it
<Mat2ch> *as if
<Pinkbeast> I hope that is the case but I think it is also possible it is the death throes.
<Mat2ch> well, they are paying someone company to keep the forum running... otoh they don't have to pay when it's not running...
<darsie> Starship to Hermite A, the Moon
<Mat2ch> that would be an option to generate money from very rich people.
<Mat2ch> Also nobody will check if they can be defrosted anyways.
<darsie> can be?
<Mat2ch> it's like a very very expensive burial.
<darsie> I must not be defrosted!
<Mat2ch> first you will get very frosty!
<Mat2ch> we should summon a deamon that is so horrific that you instantly freeze. Would solve a lot of the cryogenic problems. :D
<Mat2ch> https://imgur.com/a/9mO2xdM my mining rover.
<Mat2ch> I thought for the last planet I'm visiting I build something to drive around.
<Mat2ch> on top of the ISRU sits a small satellite that can return to Kerbin if a mission pops up about returning to Kerbin from the surface of Eeloo
<darsie> First I'll get some general anaesthetic. Then blood will be drained from my carotid. Then I'll get a glutaraldehyde infusion which will link proteins and stop their activity. Then I'll get a cryoprotectant infusion. Then I'll get cold.
<Mat2ch> but you can't replace the water in your cells. It will still freeze and create spiky ice that will destroy the cells.
<darsie> The cryoprotectant shall limit crystal size.
<Mat2ch> Instant freezing would make crystals impossible
<darsie> Maybe, but instantly freezing a 76 kg body is tricky.
<Althego> for mind upload you dont need the body
<Althego> unless they have to revive you for the upload
<darsie> Yeah. I think the idea is to get connections to your limbs, skin, etc. so this doesn't have to reverse engineered.
<Althego> i mean a running working brain might be needed for a functiona lscan
<darsie> lscan?
<darsie> ahh, nm
<Althego> move the space right
* darsie moves space.
<darsie> .mission add You move space.
<LunchBot> Added mission: You move space.
<darsie> But ppl might want a robotic or VR body.
<Althego> have you tried playing soma?
<Mat2ch> heh, Mechjeb has a Rover autopilot with waypoints and gives you an ETA...
<darsie> no
<darsie> Can mechjab right my rover when it gets vacuumborne on Minmus?
<Althego> starts with a regular guy with some brain damage going to a brain scan, then wakes up in a computerized diving suit decades later
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<packbart> darsie: if it has reaction wheels or RCS, yes
<packbart> Rover Stability something in the Rover Autopilot menu
<Althego> vacuumborne. sounds like a game title
<packbart> and maybe turn off the roll limiter in its settings
<darsie> packbart: Cool. It has.
<darsie> New Shepard Mission NS-27 Webcast
<packbart> MJ tries to align the control point parallel to the surface ahead
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<sandbox> !mission
<LunchBot> You attempt to port KSP to the Doom engine. On the bright side, a corpse cannot be punished.
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<darsie> outcome mood=doom in Kerbal speaking reverse ...
<Mat2ch> gah. I landed in water again with the probe and now it's slowly sinking.
<Althego> hehe
<Althego> you could add a decoupler to cut off the engine, then it becomes lighter
<Mat2ch> It's only the probe core, a reaction wheel, the remains of the parachute and the heat shield
<Mat2ch> even decoupling the heat shield doesn't help
<Mat2ch> But at 1 km depth I could finally recover it and finished the "Return from the surface of Eeloo" mission.
<Mat2ch> Next mission: Return from the surface of Moho. I FREAKING Knew it!
<Mat2ch> Luckily I have something already in orbit of Kerbin that was on the surface of Moho ;)
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<sandbox> !mission
<LunchBot> You use regular expressions to parse HTML. Shaka, when the walls fell.
<Althego> hehehe perfect match
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<Mat2ch> I just got the perfect intersection. 0.0 km. And yes it was perfectly on the nose. :D
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<darsie> Mat2ch: nice. s=vv/2/a
<raptop> . o O (Technically as long as you don't go to frequencies shorter than it takes for the shock absorber to reset, you can PWM an Orion type craft...)
<Mat2ch> "Build an outpost on Dres"
<Mat2ch> That's a mission I haven't seen yet.
<Mat2ch> There's no description how an outpost would look like and what it needs
<darsie> Mat2ch: understood?
<raptop> Step 1: Make Dres exist
* Mat2ch waggles his magic wand
<Pinkbeast> The shock absorber doesn't really reset in normal use, it runs into the next bang
<Mat2ch> There's Dres!
<darsie> Mat2ch: This is how far from your target you should start your rendezvous burn.
<raptop> Hm, that means you're stuck with a single frequency of pulses
<darsie> Assuming a is constant.
<Pinkbeast> Indeed - startup and shutdown were ideally done with a half-strength charge, although I don't think any of the mods model that (the Nertea one alas is entirely cosmetic)
<Mat2ch> darsie: I'm a bit confused. What does the s stand for?
<darsie> spatio - distance
<Mat2ch> ah!
<Pinkbeast> http://www.chiark.greenend.org.uk/~damerell/games/ksp/dres-15-home.png - also Dres is real, or at any rate its equator is
<darsie> So you stop right next to it.
<Althego> once i had the impression that i was in bielefeld :)
<raptop> Naming a Dres base "Bielefeld" feels like an obvious choice
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<Mat2ch> Ah! I have to attach two different vessels on the surface of Dres.
<Mat2ch> raptop: How do you know about Bielefeld? That is top secret?!
<raptop> It must have been posted on the warthunder forums
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<sandbox> !mission
<LunchBot> Your mission plan uses the sun as a heat shield for entering Eve's atmosphere. This was universally regarded to be a poor choice.
<raptop> that tracks
<xxcoder> perfect
<Pinkbeast> !mission add The stagehands rearrange your staging.
<LunchBot> Added mission: The stagehands rearrange your staging.
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<Mat2ch> KerbalPlanetaryBaseSystems might be compatible with FreeIVA, but some parts are missing the colliders, so you can fall through the floor :D
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<raptop> !choose czech your staging|defenestrate your rocket
<LunchBot> defenestrate your rocket
<Mat2ch> I choose sleep!
<raptop> !8ball Is sleep an allowed choice?
<LunchBot> Entropy wins in the end, but that is no damn kind of reason to give up.
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<packbart> so, yes?
<raptop> It's ambiguous
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<xxcoder> ;mission
<LunchBot> Your drag coefficients are minty fresh. The connection is lost after more shouting.
<xxcoder> people shouting "minty fresh!" is bad to connections
<raptop> apparently
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