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<Mat2ch>
uh, the Boeing sat that stopped working disintegrated?! Wow
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<Althego>
they cant get anything right
<Deddly>
!outcome add You learn that part of your craft was designed by Boeing. You instinctively hit the emergency abort button before anything bad happens.
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: You learn that part of your craft was designed by Boeing. You instinctively hit the emergency abort button before anything bad happens.
<Althego>
hehe
<Deddly>
!mission
<LunchBot>
Val somehow creates a Korolev Cross with a single SRB. Porcine prelates pester you with pointless problems. Perfect.
<Deddly>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You decide to write music and release an album called "The dark side of the Mun" which is totally not a cheap ripoff. Your father arrives; and vents all sorts of dadly radiation.
<Deddly>
That pun shortened my life expectancy.
<Deddly>
!nextlunch
<LunchBot>
A succulent Chinese meal.
<Deddly>
Yes please
<sandbox>
I know what I'm not having for lunch today
<sandbox>
!nextlunch
<LunchBot>
A surprise!
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<Deddly>
What's the surprise?
<Deddly>
!mission
<LunchBot>
In some ways, your mission plan seems to write itself; that is, in writing it, you have a strong feeling that the universe seems to want to address people directly, and it is doing so through you. The day is named a national holiday in your honour.
<Deddly>
Wow. As a memorial to first contact with the universe itself?
<Deddly>
Let it be known that October 23 shall henceforth be known as The Day of Deddly
<Althego>
lol dadly radiation
<darsie>
.mission add You ride the particle beam at the Dawn of Kerbalkind.
<LunchBot>
Added mission: You ride the particle beam at the Dawn of Kerbalkind.
<Deddly>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You create an outcome with insufficient ambiguity. You end up preventing the obliteration of Kerbin by a neutrino burst.
<Deddly>
Neat
<FLHerne>
.outcome add Bill flails uncontrollably.
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: Bill flails uncontrollably.
<FLHerne>
.outcome add It is proclaimed that October 23 shall henceforth be known as The Day of Deddly
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: It is proclaimed that October 23 shall henceforth be known as The Day of Deddly
<Mat2ch>
I thought for the last planet I'm visiting I build something to drive around.
<Mat2ch>
on top of the ISRU sits a small satellite that can return to Kerbin if a mission pops up about returning to Kerbin from the surface of Eeloo
<darsie>
First I'll get some general anaesthetic. Then blood will be drained from my carotid. Then I'll get a glutaraldehyde infusion which will link proteins and stop their activity. Then I'll get a cryoprotectant infusion. Then I'll get cold.
<Mat2ch>
but you can't replace the water in your cells. It will still freeze and create spiky ice that will destroy the cells.
<darsie>
The cryoprotectant shall limit crystal size.
<Mat2ch>
Instant freezing would make crystals impossible
<darsie>
Maybe, but instantly freezing a 76 kg body is tricky.
<Althego>
for mind upload you dont need the body
<Althego>
unless they have to revive you for the upload
<darsie>
Yeah. I think the idea is to get connections to your limbs, skin, etc. so this doesn't have to reverse engineered.
<Althego>
i mean a running working brain might be needed for a functiona lscan
<darsie>
lscan?
<darsie>
ahh, nm
<Althego>
move the space right
* darsie
moves space.
<darsie>
.mission add You move space.
<LunchBot>
Added mission: You move space.
<darsie>
But ppl might want a robotic or VR body.
<Althego>
have you tried playing soma?
<Mat2ch>
heh, Mechjeb has a Rover autopilot with waypoints and gives you an ETA...
<darsie>
no
<darsie>
Can mechjab right my rover when it gets vacuumborne on Minmus?
<Althego>
starts with a regular guy with some brain damage going to a brain scan, then wakes up in a computerized diving suit decades later
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<packbart>
darsie: if it has reaction wheels or RCS, yes
<packbart>
Rover Stability something in the Rover Autopilot menu
<Althego>
vacuumborne. sounds like a game title
<packbart>
and maybe turn off the roll limiter in its settings
<packbart>
MJ tries to align the control point parallel to the surface ahead
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<sandbox>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You attempt to port KSP to the Doom engine. On the bright side, a corpse cannot be punished.
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<darsie>
outcome mood=doom in Kerbal speaking reverse ...
<Mat2ch>
gah. I landed in water again with the probe and now it's slowly sinking.
<Althego>
hehe
<Althego>
you could add a decoupler to cut off the engine, then it becomes lighter
<Mat2ch>
It's only the probe core, a reaction wheel, the remains of the parachute and the heat shield
<Mat2ch>
even decoupling the heat shield doesn't help
<Mat2ch>
But at 1 km depth I could finally recover it and finished the "Return from the surface of Eeloo" mission.
<Mat2ch>
Next mission: Return from the surface of Moho. I FREAKING Knew it!
<Mat2ch>
Luckily I have something already in orbit of Kerbin that was on the surface of Moho ;)
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<sandbox>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You use regular expressions to parse HTML. Shaka, when the walls fell.
<Althego>
hehehe perfect match
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<Mat2ch>
I just got the perfect intersection. 0.0 km. And yes it was perfectly on the nose. :D
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<darsie>
Mat2ch: nice. s=vv/2/a
<raptop>
. o O (Technically as long as you don't go to frequencies shorter than it takes for the shock absorber to reset, you can PWM an Orion type craft...)
<Mat2ch>
"Build an outpost on Dres"
<Mat2ch>
That's a mission I haven't seen yet.
<Mat2ch>
There's no description how an outpost would look like and what it needs
<darsie>
Mat2ch: understood?
<raptop>
Step 1: Make Dres exist
* Mat2ch
waggles his magic wand
<Pinkbeast>
The shock absorber doesn't really reset in normal use, it runs into the next bang
<Mat2ch>
There's Dres!
<darsie>
Mat2ch: This is how far from your target you should start your rendezvous burn.
<raptop>
Hm, that means you're stuck with a single frequency of pulses
<darsie>
Assuming a is constant.
<Pinkbeast>
Indeed - startup and shutdown were ideally done with a half-strength charge, although I don't think any of the mods model that (the Nertea one alas is entirely cosmetic)
<Mat2ch>
darsie: I'm a bit confused. What does the s stand for?