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<Deddly>
!mission
<LunchBot>
The original mission plan is unworkable. Your efforts to save Jeb exceed the bounds of reason. Good news, guys! They can't bite through the hardsuits!
<Deddly>
:O
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<xxcoder>
save jeb? why? we all have jeb vats
<xxcoder>
honestly thats perfect combo tho
<darsie>
I once put a Kerbal on an orbit near Kerbol SOI. Jeb accidently snuck in. I left him there.
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<Althego>
hehe i still like the ission control music
<sandbox>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You wait for KSP to finish loading. Your ship is so awesome it crashes KSP.
<FLHerne>
That'll be a long wait then
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<Mat2ch>
waiting loop
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<Judge_DedD>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You build a planet buster device. Jeb's dead, baby. Jeb's dead.
<Judge_DedD>
If that's the only result from this mission, I will consider that a success
<Judge_DedD>
!outcome add Take-Two buys out your entire space program.
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: Take-Two buys out your entire space program.
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<FLHerne>
and cancels it
<Althego>
hehe
<Althego>
ms did the same many times. buys the competition and then dissolves it
<Judge_DedD>
T2 didn't buy the competition. They bought something unique that they could have milked for decades if they had wanted to.
<Mat2ch>
T2 approved the Borderlands movie. 'nough said
<Mat2ch>
I think I'm getting ill. Is this the right state to let me fly spacecrafts? No. Am I in the right mind to make good decisions? Also no.
<Althego>
luckily only simulated spacecraft
<Mat2ch>
That's what I want you to think.
<Mat2ch>
;)
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<Mat2ch>
I keep forgetting that this one part needs a probe core to work as relay station. Now I have to send a relay station to the outpost...
<sandbox>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You try to implement a Dating Sim in kOS. A landing leg fails, pinning Bob to the terrain.
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<sandbox>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You do a hard left on a rover and end up doing a kickflip. The Dra'Azon establish a Quiet Barrier around Kerbin.
<xxcoder>
they dont like flips it seems
<xxcoder>
;mission
<LunchBot>
You attempt to grow Mun sugar. You resign in disgrace, causing a 7% jump in the company's stock price.
<xxcoder>
mun sugar? ok lol
<Pinkbeast>
!mission add You decide to thaw out large quantities of Minmus in an effort to corner the blancmange market.
<LunchBot>
Added mission: You decide to thaw out large quantities of Minmus in an effort to corner the blancmange market.
<Mat2ch>
An outpost on the Mun? Now that is interesting. :D
<darsie>
:)
<raptop>
!mission add You reassure your crew by pointing out that statistically, they're far more likely to be killed by their fellow kerbals than by the Kraken.
<LunchBot>
Added mission: You reassure your crew by pointing out that statistically, they're far more likely to be killed by their fellow kerbals than by the Kraken.
<raptop>
!mission fixup s/Mun sugar/Mün sugar/
<LunchBot>
New text is: You attempt to grow Mün sugar.
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<LunchBot>
New text is: You try to implement a dating sim in kOS.
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<raptop>
I've joking suggesting that there should be a dating sim mod that ends up involving a bunch of rock samples, crater counts, isochrons for radioactive isotopes, etc
<darsie>
I sealed my radon sources better.
<raptop>
!outcome add Your mission experiences a major anomaly, survivors! You instruct the range safety officer to correct this.
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: Your mission experiences a major anomaly, survivors! You instruct the range safety officer to correct this.
<raptop>
>.>
<Pinkbeast>
I do wish we'd get a better English release of _Sakura Taisen_, about the one dating sim that isn't entirely dreadful
<Pinkbeast>
(the ladies are mecha pilots in a tactical skirmish wargame between chapters and their performance depends on their confidence in you, so it's not all about sucking up to one lady)
* raptop
's latest gameplay was, uh, We Know the Devil
<Mat2ch>
Uhm, this kerbaled mission to Eeloo took 35 years. Because maybe someone forgot about them...
<xxcoder>
raptop: dark conclusion lol
<xxcoder>
;outcome add You find out that Minmus is actually just ice cream scoop, and landing on it angered the child space kraken who had it fall off cone.
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: You find out that Minmus is actually just ice cream scoop, and landing on it angered the child space kraken who had it fall off cone.
<Pinkbeast>
.mission fixup s/ice/an ice/
<LunchBot>
New text is: You build a planet buster devan ice.
<Pinkbeast>
Damn
<Pinkbeast>
.mission fixup s/devan /device/
<LunchBot>
New text is: You build a planet buster deviceice.
<Pinkbeast>
.mission fixup s/deviceice/device/
<LunchBot>
New text is: You build a planet buster device.
<LunchBot>
New text is: You find out that Minmus is actually just an ice cream scoop, and landing on it angered the child space kraken who had it fall off cone.
<Pinkbeast>
.outcome fixup s/off cone/off their cone/
<LunchBot>
New text is: You find out that Minmus is actually just an ice cream scoop, and landing on it angered the child space kraken who had it fall off their cone.
<xxcoder>
awesome
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<raptop>
!8ball Does the kraken enjoy cilantro icecream?