egg|principia|egg changed the topic of #kspmodders to: Welcome to #kspmooders | <Majiir> egg is pretty much just a chickenfetus until you start talking about floating point | <SilverFox> "little" doesn't seem like a real word to me right now
<darklight> Silverfox https://i.imgur.com/FeyjPgs.jpg
<SilverFox> lol he has a boner
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<SilverFox> imagine if humans had penises that could knot, that'd be so weird
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<darklight> :P
<SilverFox> nawnawnaw not some dog shit, it's normal on dogs
<SilverFox> imagine what a human knot would look like
* darklight nopes
<SilverFox> exactly
<SilverFox> it'd be weird as fuck
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<xShadowx> !wa rotational speed of ur anus
<Qboid> xShadowx: Seems that Wolfram is unable to understand that.
<xShadowx> !wa rotational speed of uranus
<Qboid> xShadowx: Uranus | equatorial velocity: 2587.5 m/s (meters per second) (retrograde)
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<darklight> Silverfox I've seen "hentai in the sheets"
<SilverFox> that's also a good one
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<SilverFox> what do yall think of phones that have touchscreens all the way to the ends?
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<Hyratel> SilverFox, Hell No
<Hyratel> you have to be able to hold the damn thing
<SilverFox> I agree
<SilverFox> but cell phones nowadays say fuck that"
<SilverFox> even the touchscreen bends at the sides and thats ridiculous
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<Greys> software isn't good enough for touchscreen all the way to the bottom, to the sides seems like a bad idea to me but I'm smartphone-old now
<Qboid> Greys: SilverFox left a message for you in #kspmodders [18.05.2017 00:35:55]: "the new burgerking ad sets off Google Homes by some employee saying "okay google, what is the whopper burger?""
<Greys> I'm sure that's on purpose
<Thomas> And google blocked it shortly after the ad was released
<Greys> yep
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<Greys> da rumor come out; AMD is planning a 32 thread consumer grade CPU
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<Greys> ;wa 25ml to fl oz
<kmath> Greys: convert 25 mL (milliliters) to fluid ounces: 0.8454 fl oz (fluid ounces)
<Greys> ;wa .25 cups to fl oz
<kmath> Greys: convert 0.25 cups to fluid ounces: 2 fl oz (fluid ounces)
<Greys> I want a syringe for metering oils and vinegars in the kitchen; amazon has a lot of food grade syringes but they're either tiny, for boozejello, or stainless steel; and stainless steel cannot be used to meter anything
<Greys> I mean technically they could put meterings on the plunger, but they don't
<Greys> the downside with the boozejello syringes is they cannot be fitted with any form of needle; meaning it'd be very problematic to get the fluid in
<darklight> Greys: The 60mL syringes seem pretty common
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<Greys> ;wa .25 cup to ml
<kmath> Greys: convert 0.25 cups to milliliters: 59.1 mL (milliliters)
<Greys> oh
<Greys> are they food-stable though
<Greys> normal syringes are meant to be one time use, I wouldn't expect them to survive
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* darklight wonders what ferram would think about these aerodynamics: http://godarklight.info.tm/darkplane-hackjob.jpg :P
<Greys> wtf, why is this image loading from right to left
<darklight> Taken vertically probably
<darklight> Just the way the samsung saves
<Greys> demon file
<Greys> buuuurn her
<Supernovy> demonphile
<darklight> Because it's pretty much on the center of mass I don't think the torque I get from it will cause too much stupidness
<darklight> Was a bit crazy in the wind though https://youtu.be/jS6iByEqX88 :3
<kmath> YouTube - R/C flying at Conway
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<Greys> there is a god damn greyhound longhaul bus on craigslist
<Greys> "sleeps 8+ mpg"
<Supernovy> there is literally nothing wrong with a bus.
<Greys> sleeps 8 or more people per gallon?
<Supernovy> cars idle
<Supernovy> this bus sleeps
<Greys> assuming they mean 8+ mpg, this gets 50% better milage than my truck
<darklight> Lots of people set up busses instead of caravans
<Greys> we call this a fifth wheel http://s.hswstatic.com/gif/fifth-wheel-hitches-1.jpg
<darklight> wat
<Greys> Supernovy, you're weird as shit, did you watch kemeno friends?
<Supernovy> I've heard of it but I haven't watched it.
<SilverFox> isnt it kimono, like the dress?
<Supernovy> No.
<Supernovy> kimo No.
<SilverFox> also I woke up to remember a quote from one of my profs back when I was in for programming. We were programming interpreters and I found a pretty significant bug in that you can't have two ; on the same line so I said "Hey prof, if you do this, it'll break." "So don't do that" he said
<Supernovy> That's generally how you deal with bugs.
<Supernovy> Well, how I do.
<Greys> kem as in chemicals
<SilverFox> that's the equivalent of "Doctor, it really hurts when I move my elbow, I think it might be broken" "So don't move your elbow"
<SilverFox> Greys, this seems slightly furry
<Greys> good news, that's not what the series looks like
<Supernovy> they made a GTA mod for that, I remember.
<SilverFox> omg it looks like shit
<SilverFox> its in like... the bad era of cgi
<Greys> the fanart is better
<Greys> btw for those who don't watch digibro, kemono friends is based on this phone game https://i.ytimg.com/vi/IfuG_FAaS6k/maxresdefault.jpg
<Greys> this phone game was shut down before the series began production
<SilverFox> which ones are the pingus?
<Greys> no pengu in that image
<Supernovy> there are like 7 different species of penguin represented
<Supernovy> No yelloweye, i think
<SilverFox> yay pingus
<Supernovy> nor the batman villain
<SilverFox> yall in america had pingu right?
<Greys> btw apparently pengus are an idol group, and hulululu's trait is that she's a pervert
<Supernovy> Best batman villain by the way
<SilverFox> ehh, I'd say him and joker are tied
<Greys> batman was the best villain in batman
<SilverFox> I mean, that is also true
<SilverFox> okay what is japari?
<SilverFox> I NEED TRANSLATIONS
<SilverFox> does google tr...no it doesnt
<Greys> what are you talking bout?
<SilverFox> in the pengu image it says japaripark
<Greys> that's the name of the park
<SilverFox> yerah, so what is japari
<Greys> like most japanese puns it's a combination of words
<Greys> take a guess
<SilverFox> fuck if i know
<SilverFox> i dont speak japanese
<Greys> it's not japanese
<SilverFox> im mentally retarded
<Supernovy> We all know you're Canadian, you don't need to keep telling us.
<Greys> it's a park, featuring predominantly african animals, in japan
<Greys> when you go on a tour of african wildlife it is called a _____
<SilverFox> death wish
<Greys> japan safari park
<SilverFox> oh neat
<SilverFox> oh wait shit is that a fennec fox?
<Greys> also the japanese title of the show is kemono friends, not kemono tomogachi
<Greys> or is it tomodachi
<Supernovy> Uh, you don't get to bring friends.
<SilverFox> oh look, it's serval-san
<SilverFox> why is the ground sparkly
<Greys> けものフレンズ
<Greys> the last four characters are in the foreign words sylabary
<SilverFox> katakana?
<Greys> I can't expect you to know things
<SilverFox> I recall katakana being used for foreign shit
<SilverFox> a zebra-chan
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<SilverFox> HIDING
<SilverFox> in the SAVANNAH
<Greys> watching maid dragon; this is the first time I've seen a teruterubouzu referenced in anime or manga in like a decade
<SilverFox> Greys wtf is this cycloptic cerulean
<Greys> which part
<SilverFox> episode 1
<Greys> of
<SilverFox> kemono friends
<Greys> haven't watched it yet
<Greys> I might when I'm done with maid dragon
<SilverFox> well shit
<Greys> digibro convinced me to consider it
<Greys> SilverFox, you'd like maid dragon
<Greys> it's metabullshit in the perfect way
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<SilverFox> the first comment on gogoanime is "I want to die"
<Greys> wtf is gogoanime
<SilverFox> these animals are savage as fuck
<SilverFox> they just keep shitting on each other
<SilverFox> greys prepare for that, they just tell eachother "well, you're shit" a lot
<Greys> japan has people who police the beach for skimpy swimsuits, and drag people off under blankets?
<SilverFox> pfffffft
<SilverFox> sounds like two nukes wasn't enough, needs another dose of FREEDUM(TM)
<Greys> there needs to be a supercut of Kanna eating things
<kmath> YouTube - Kobayashi-san Chi no Maid Dragon - Kanna Loves to EAT [Updated]
<SilverFox> hey look it's Penn from Penn and Teller
<Greys> Penn is a hard liberterian
<SilverFox> ~yt Penn saying I LOVE YOU DOG
<kmath> YouTube - penn says I love you dog
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<SilverFox> first episode of kemono friends ends when it shouldn't
<Supernovy> the first couple aren't so good
<Supernovy> But stay in there to at least the third
<darklight> It should have ended before it began
<Greys> Supernovy, you said you hadn't watched it
<Supernovy> I haven't watched it.
<SilverFox> oh great
<SilverFox> it has a typical anime opening
<Greys> it's called an op you plef
<SilverFox> and op is short for?
<Supernovy> Opening Post
<Greys> OP
<Supernovy> Overpowered
<SilverFox> exactly
<Greys> the musical cinematic that plays at the end of the first episode
<Supernovy> Patrol Oiler
<Greys> PatlabOr
<Supernovy> It's a class of ship.
<Greys> Physical Obliteration
<Greys> I want an entire microanime of Kanna eating things out of context
<darklight> Hrmmm. I searched for remove anime and got this instead https://youtu.be/gljcvSK5YgU
<kmath> YouTube - Remove Kebab Anime Intro
<Greys> gonna need more words to click that
<SilverFox> the elephant is only about a foot taller than the rest of the friends
<Greys> only a foot?
<SilverFox> so serval-chan has just said to bag-chan "You're so dextrous" but they both have hands like we do, so this statement is empty
<SilverFox> yeah
<Greys> but they're like three feet tall
<SilverFox> about a foot
<Greys> so she's 30% taller than the other characters
<Supernovy> >they even changed the lyrics
<Greys> like a head and a half
<Greys> middle eastern wizards use wands?
<Greys> I thought they used sceptors
<SilverFox> Jaguar-chan is swim-powering a boat
<darklight> Memritv *are* real shitbags though :P
<SilverFox> why the fuck have they enslaved a jaguar to power a boat
<darklight> But this image is relevant
<Greys> your mother's image is relevant
<darklight> https://youtu.be/aA-y1nOBCKA vertical video strikes again
<kmath> YouTube - Its a fuckin emu!!
<darklight> Also this is a simple normie video and I feel bad for posting it
<darklight> https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DAOQe8KXoAEgscA.jpg silverfox this also popped up in my twitter feed
<SilverFox> wtf
<Greys> one thing about maid dragon, the artist responsible is only capable of two kinds of girls; absolutely no chest, or watermelons
<SilverFox> oh neat, a battery is dead
<SilverFox> they're gonna have to construct a generator
<SilverFox> and ending in a weird spot again
<SilverFox> and then typical anime ending
<darklight> This all came from count dankula - I was wondering if he was going to jail or not still
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<Greys> it's called an ed you dolt
<Greys> SilverFox, did you watch the digibro about kemono friends?
<SilverFox> nope
<Greys> you're probably the type to enjoy it more without
<Greys> quetzecoatl's eyes are distracting in a good way
<SilverFox> I should finish this show by noon
<SilverFox> there's only 12 episodes, how sad
<Greys> from my understanding there's two key points where teh world requires reinterpretation; I recommend you give it a break after the first one
<SilverFox> oh kemono friends?
<Greys> yes
<SilverFox> so they animate this crested ilbis' wings on her head, once.
<SilverFox> after that they refuse to animate it
<SilverFox> wait, they were actual animals before they were friends
<SilverFox> the japari cafe is run by an alpaca
<SilverFox> this electric car just made the startup sound an ICE would
<darklight> Hybrids do that...
<SilverFox> with electric start?
<SilverFox> thing has no gas
<SilverFox> it's an electric vehicle, not hybrid
<SilverFox> i want this show in korean dub
<SilverFox> Greys, take note, there are some interesting personality shits at play
<SilverFox> this sand cat is a cat, so it's curious
<SilverFox> but being a sand cat, it's good at both heating and cooling
<SilverFox> so when it gets curious, that represents hotness
<SilverFox> and then when its curiousity is sated, it represents coolness
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<SilverFox> oh look, a tit's nest, colloquially known as a "bra"
<SilverFox> the prairie dog greeting is to grab by the face and passionately makeout with the greetee
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<SilverFox> nippons of chat, what the fuck is the -dono suffix?
<Greys> lord
<Greys> you would refer to the emperor with -dono
<Greys> a maid, butler, or slave would refer to their master with -dono
<SilverFox> neat
<SilverFox> they just invented football
<Supernovy> dono arigato mister roboto
<SilverFox> Fuckyounovy
<Supernovy> shillferfucks please
<SilverFox> the opening is different now
<SilverFox> I SEE PINGUS
<SilverFox> til: camel humps store fat
<SilverFox> "Congrats, you've finally made yourself useful" holy fuck these owls are savage
<SilverFox> "on medium heat" Yo lemme turn down this fire real quick
<SilverFox> oh shit idol concert tickets, these must be the pingus
<SilverFox> Greys, hulululululu is the pervy one?
<SilverFox> wait, the penguin group; PPP, sang the song that is the opening for the anime
<SilverFox> that's some meta shit
<SilverFox> the PPP group is even credited in the opening credits
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<SilverFox> AYYY ITS MEEEE IM IN THE PARK TOOO
<Greys> if you had a battery that weighed one kilogram more when fully charged than when fully discharged, how many kWh would it need
<SilverFox> well, what is the weight difference when a AA battery is charged/fully discharged/
<SilverFox> or alternatively, what is the chemical composition differences when charged vs not?
<SilverFox> wait, the chemical composition shouldn't matter if it's contained
<SilverFox> welp, finished kemono friends
<Greys> was it everything you bonered for?
<Greys> btw, it's extremely normal for the only song to exist in-universe in anime is the op
<SilverFox> tbh imo the only shit thing about it was the animation quality
<Greys> the dynamic range on the audio mix is pretty out there some of the time
<SilverFox> if you gave this to a good animation studio then it would've done much better
<SilverFox> I didn't notice, watched from a tv
<SilverFox> another gripe I have was with the animal names not contrasting well
<Greys> I want to see them take the original assets and reproduce the animation with much better choreography and higher frame rates
<SilverFox> like some were blatantly on white backgrounds, and the text is white
<SilverFox> so you'd keep the terribad cgi looking things?
<Greys> I think the style of the CG assets is suitable, and if it were messed with most of the probable results are worse
<SilverFox> I mean, I guess
<Greys> it'd be nice if they enhanced the rigs a lot to make each girl way more dynamic, with ear movement and hair gravity
<SilverFox> I think that might look weird
<Greys> then turning hair gravity could be used to enhance some gags
<Greys> imagine if all along the hair and clothing behaved as if it had any physicality at all, and then serval leans into frame and her hair acts like her gravity is inline with her ears http://i.imgur.com/nDvUEGm.png
<SilverFox> then it'd be weird
<Greys> it's already weird
<SilverFox> yeah but that's the point
<SilverFox> when you see shit, you expect shit
<SilverFox> if shit isn't shit, it creates a disconnect
<Greys> but that additional context that what's she's doing here is fuckin strange, would make the gag more funny
<SilverFox> im trying to remember what the fuck they were doing here
<Greys> this is when Kaban realized how to build a bridge
<SilverFox> yeah
<VITAS> 42
<Greys> she was like "I have an idea!"
<Greys> and serval fuckin tilts into frame "What is it?"
<SilverFox> "nani the fuck?"
<Greys> the mere concept of her having to tilt into frame is playing with the fourth wall, Kaban was facing directly at Serval from the start
<SilverFox> is it called the "fourth wall" because that's the wall in which is replaced with the audience?
<Greys> it might be that originally they had a shot-countershot with Serval, and decided to cut that, so now she needed to be inserted into the render and this is an overlay
<Greys> not replaced with; from the audience's perspective the fourth wall is the window into the world
<Greys> I could easily believe that this scene was entirely rendered one way, and then they overlayed Serval on it because of editing
<Greys> therefore, she must lean
<Greys> imagine her body continuing out of frame, but she's standing up straight, like a little girl playing with barbies
<SilverFox> I'd like to believe she is actually doing a michael jackson lean
<SilverFox> but fuckin sideways
<Greys> yanno there's a patent on the shoes for that
<Greys> I think Jackson even went to court over the patent
<SilverFox> wait the lean was in the shoes?
<SilverFox> did the shoe hook onto screws on the floor?
<Greys> if I recall, look the story up yourself; during the performance there was an array of solenoids in the floor that would push up these T pegs for the shoes to hook onto, and the dancers were trained to step into them; then the pegs would only be extended while they were needed so they wouldn't be a tripping hazard
<SilverFox> sounds bout right
<Greys> how did you think they did it? wires from above?
<SilverFox> no fucking clue
<SilverFox> Fucking Magic (tm)
<SilverFox> never put much thought into it
<SilverFox> just kinda accepted it
<SilverFox> welp, now the animepression sinks in
<SilverFox> Greys, back in elementary school I had this project
<SilverFox> it wasn't given to me by the school, it was a self-thing
<SilverFox> I had this binder, and in it was pages after pages of self-drawn comics
<SilverFox> of pacman
<SilverFox> I think I drew over 600 of em
<SilverFox> there was a war between pacman and the ghosts that went on for a good 50-75 pages
<SilverFox> like full out with tanks and shit
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<SilverFox> Cosmo sex tips: "Fucking roll around in body paint" "Find yourself a slutty-looking yoga ball" "squeeze the base of his penis like bending a hose in half" "Rub your cheek in his pubes and get his scent on you" "Put cookies on your boobs" "Take his penis and using your hands, bat it back and forth like a ping pong ball" "Touch his penis like you're wringing a towel dry" "Give feedback like the speaker at a punk show"
<SilverFox> im about 95% certain these people haven't touched a penis in their life
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<angavrilov> Greys: where did you get that idea of -dono I wonder
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<G-Mobile> west nebraska
<angavrilov> it actually has a rather official feel to it, e.g. nowadays you'd use it in a business letter to a government official of some kind
<angavrilov> in samurai drama it would be used to politely refer to samurai of more or less equal or somewhat lower rank
<angavrilov> someone definitely above you is obviously -sama
<G-Mobile> if that's the case then people who script anime don't know how to use it either
<G-Mobile> I've literally never heard it used to an inferior or equal
<angavrilov> there is also word 'tono' which is written the same and does mean something like 'my lord' and would be used as such by underlings when talking to/about their lord (possibly adding -sama too for good measure)
<angavrilov> G-Mobile: given that maids and butlers aren't precisely a native japanese thing, maybe it was used for translating some western context
<angavrilov> with -dono I primarily imagine a bunch of important samurai discussing government business rather than servants
<angavrilov> i.e. it's polite, but in a businesslike way, rather than subservient
<G-Mobile> SilverFox: there's a manga anthology, Bombshells, about lesbians, and chapter 6.2 is perfect
<G-Mobile> it's essentially one scene realizing the love triangle between a literal rabbit, a literal dog, and a literal cat, who are all dressed as school girls, and women
<SilverFox> i just woke up again
<SilverFox> wtf is life
<VITAS> a chain of events
<G-Mobile> a series of chemical reactions that have been in progress on the earth for billions of years
<SilverFox> "Japanese Otaku" "ㅋㅋㅋ"
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<G-Mobile> an otaku is someone who has a lot of interest in and is knowledgable about a niche subject
<G-Mobile> glass is a train otaku
<G-Mobile> much like nerd has come to mean in the west
<G-Mobile> a japanese otaku could either be a person who is from japan and is an otaku, or is an otaku about japan
<G-Mobile> an uninformed japan otaku would, with sufficient enthusiasm, become a weeaboo
<G-Mobile> I am a manga otaku, with subclassing in yuri
<SilverFox> that's neat and all
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<kmath> YouTube - Siscon Busted
<G-Mobile> more words plx
<G-Mobile> SilverFox: are you old enough to remember the chunkachunk credit card machines?
<SilverFox> im guessing those are credit card machines that go chunkachunk?
<G-Mobile> yes
<G-Mobile> it's like a brick with a smaller brick and you lay your card on the big one then rub them together
<SilverFox> I've never seen one
<SilverFox> sounds great
<G-Mobile> it basically impressed your card into carbon paper, which is why credit cards have raised characters
<G-Mobile> so now that's a dead concept, people not much younger than me don't even know about it
<G-Mobile> Visa is coming out with metal credit cards, that have only marginally raised text anywhere on it
<darklight> SF why are you reading cosmo
<SilverFox> sex tips
<darklight> Don't you need to have sex to benefit from that?
<darklight> :P
<SilverFox> OHOHOHOOH nice one
<G-Mobile> darklight: as silver has proven, there is no benefit, if he was having sex there would only be harm
<G-Mobile> also silver, cosmo writes sex tips for heterosexual women
<SilverFox> yeah and?
<SilverFox> they're still shit
<G-Mobile> they're shit and you can't apply them
<SilverFox> if you apply them, it's a hospital trip
<darklight> You can definitely give a penis a chinese burn, but you should duck quickly if you do not want a black eye
<SilverFox> "Bend it like kinking a hose"
<SilverFox> no
<SilverFox> dont
<G-Mobile> put it in a surprize metal cage
<G-Mobile> when he least expects it, detatch the penis, attach it to yourself, and immediately begin rapid-fucking the vagina hidden beneath
<SilverFox> wrap yourself in duct tape and roleplay as one of the teenage mutant ninja turtles
<kmath> <tvaziri> Crocodiles are jerks. [source unknown] https://t.co/s96U5H0Y4x
<G-Mobile> put his leg in your mouth and spin it off
<SilverFox> yeah, nigga just ripped off an arm
<G-Mobile> then at the end the victim croc just turns "Dude. Wtf?"
<SilverFox> Greys, have you seen the new switch game ARMS?
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