raptop changed the topic of #KSPOfficial to: Kerbal Space Program official channel | versions: KSP1 1.12.3 http://bit.ly/ksp112update | Rules: http://tinyurl.com/KSP-Rules | "modcall" to call ops | Δv maps: https://i.imgur.com/CHVnEeE.png https://i.imgur.com/gBoLsSt.png | Lunar eclipse May 16 https://eclipse.gsfc.nasa.gov/LEplot/LEplot2001/LE2022May16T.pdf | EHT announcement! https://iopscience.iop.org/journal/2041-8205
<Pinkbeast> Sigh another EVE ascent failure
<Pinkbeast> *Eve
<raptop> Yeah, those would be slightly different
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<funkenstein> ;mission
<LunchBot> You meet Gene Kranz. You cannot extract any secrets.
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<funkenstein> ;mission
<LunchBot> You research quantum flubber sneakers. To warn future generations of the crash site, your scientists propose breeding cats that glow in the presence of radiation.
<funkenstein> ;mission
<LunchBot> You land your giant transit vehicle on its nozzles on the surface of Minmus. The kerbonauts don't have enough fuel to come back so you send a Kerbal X to rescue them.
<funkenstein> ;mission add You breed radiation that glows in the presence of cats.
<LunchBot> Added mission: You breed radiation that glows in the presence of cats.
* X hip hip Horat!
<X> I have been finally dispatched to rescue a Kerbal.
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<XXCoder> ;outcome add Jeb frowns at the results.
<LunchBot> Added outcome: Jeb frowns at the results.
<XXCoder> ;missionm
<XXCoder> ;mission
<LunchBot> You decide rockets are too expensive, and build a giant catapult instead. You end up with a 970 TWR.
<XXCoder> not sure what twr is lol
<Pinkbeast> Thrust to weight ratio
<XXCoder> ahh ok. 970 is huge or not?
<Pinkbeast> Well, that would imply the rocket's thrust is 970 times its weight.
<XXCoder> lol funny due to catapult
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<qw3rty> hi
<Pinkbeast> yoho ahoy
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<funkenstein> ;mission
<LunchBot> You normalize deviance. The energy release catalyzes a vacuum metastability event.
<UmbralRaptop> You manic!
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<XXCoder> ;missionm
<XXCoder> ;mission
<LunchBot> You attempt to recreate the Cassini-Huygens mission. Your hype train exceeds 88 miles per hour. You arrive in version .13.3.
<XXCoder> wow time traveling
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<darsie> Lithium battery fire?
<Izaya> natural gas, apparently
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<raptop> Oh, good it's not one of the local buses
<Althego> vesa local bus
<flayer> guys
<flayer> i have an announcement to make
<flayer> i'm gonna poop
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<Mat2ch> !mission
<LunchBot> You attempt something you saw Illectro do. Jeb's dead, baby. Jeb's dead.
<raptop> !mission
<LunchBot> You use thermite as your SRB propellant. Erwin Schrödinger kills you like a cat in a box. Maybe.
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<Izaya> Cargo unloaded \o/ https://shadowkat.net/tmp/d941.html [cw ussr inspired flag]
<XXCoder> ;mission
<LunchBot> You design an airship capable of floating in Eve's atmosphere. Everyone ends up in the Danger Zone.
<XXCoder> eve is entirely danfger zone so im not surpised
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