<LunchBot>
You meet Gene Kranz. You cannot extract any secrets.
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<funkenstein>
;mission
<LunchBot>
You research quantum flubber sneakers. To warn future generations of the crash site, your scientists propose breeding cats that glow in the presence of radiation.
<funkenstein>
;mission
<LunchBot>
You land your giant transit vehicle on its nozzles on the surface of Minmus. The kerbonauts don't have enough fuel to come back so you send a Kerbal X to rescue them.
<funkenstein>
;mission add You breed radiation that glows in the presence of cats.
<LunchBot>
Added mission: You breed radiation that glows in the presence of cats.
* X
hip hip Horat!
<X>
I have been finally dispatched to rescue a Kerbal.
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<XXCoder>
;outcome add Jeb frowns at the results.
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: Jeb frowns at the results.
<XXCoder>
;missionm
<XXCoder>
;mission
<LunchBot>
You decide rockets are too expensive, and build a giant catapult instead. You end up with a 970 TWR.
<XXCoder>
not sure what twr is lol
<Pinkbeast>
Thrust to weight ratio
<XXCoder>
ahh ok. 970 is huge or not?
<Pinkbeast>
Well, that would imply the rocket's thrust is 970 times its weight.
<XXCoder>
lol funny due to catapult
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<qw3rty>
hi
<Pinkbeast>
yoho ahoy
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<funkenstein>
;mission
<LunchBot>
You normalize deviance. The energy release catalyzes a vacuum metastability event.
<UmbralRaptop>
You manic!
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<XXCoder>
;missionm
<XXCoder>
;mission
<LunchBot>
You attempt to recreate the Cassini-Huygens mission. Your hype train exceeds 88 miles per hour. You arrive in version .13.3.
<XXCoder>
wow time traveling
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