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;mission
<LunchBot>
You fly past Santa on your way to orbit. You unconditionally surrender to the tardigrades.
<funkenstein>
;mission
<LunchBot>
You overwater the tech tree. Your website is blacklisted from Google due to <h1> tag abuse.
<funkenstein>
;mission
<LunchBot>
You tie puppies to a missile for "empirical testing". The number of stranded kerbals only increases.
<Althego>
hehe overwater the tech tree
<XXCoder>
lol
<Althego>
but why is it growing sideways?
<funkenstein>
it's a sumac
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;mission
<LunchBot>
You use a Mainsail's exhaust stream to brew coffee. Starting right now, there is going to be a lot less talking and a lot more killing.
<funkenstein>
via superheatedcaffeine
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;mmission
<funkenstein>
;mission
<LunchBot>
Jeb challenges you to beat his record of pencils-stuck-in-the-ceiling. your second stage doesn't have enough DV.
<funkenstein>
;mission
<LunchBot>
You launch a rocket with the goal of reaching a distance of one hellameter from the sun. You end up with an infinite number of kerbals asking you to review their versions of Shakespeare.
<funkenstein>
;mission
<LunchBot>
Your hype train exceeds 88 miles per hour. You arrive in version 13.3. UmbralRaptor explodes, emitting all kinds of dinosaur DNA.
<funkenstein>
oh no my catgirl dna is spoiled
<Althego>
must be a small rocket. the second stage didnt reach the ceiling
<LunchBot>
You back up to an armed 'Klaw.' The outcome strikes too close to home...
<funkenstein>
;mission
<LunchBot>
Your space program is selected to perform the highest priority decadal missions. There were cookies.
<funkenstein>
;mission
<LunchBot>
You explain how the SAS knows where it is. Would you like to know more?
<funkenstein>
I would
<darsie>
inertial guidance?
<funkenstein>
I mean I would just like to know more in general lol
<funkenstein>
;mision add You ask Sinnerman where he's going to run to.
<funkenstein>
;mission add you ask Sinnerman where he's going to run to.
<LunchBot>
Added mission: you ask Sinnerman where he's going to run to.
<packbart>
""Sinner Man" or "Sinnerman" is an African American traditional spiritual song that has been recorded by a number of performers and has been incorporated in many other media and arts." - uh-huh
<packbart>
"Sinnerman is a villain in the third season. He is a mysterious criminal mastermind whom Lucifer Morningstar believes was responsible for kidnapping him and restoring his wings" - hm. interesting, too
<packbart>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You trigger the Big Crunch. Your mission fails due to lack of exclamation points.
<packbart>
Nooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!11
<Althego>
the missile knows where it is at all times. it knows this, because it knows where it isnt
<packbart>
or rather they get a penalty on planetary surfaces
<darsie>
You can move asteroids around, to have a huge fuel station in some orbit. Usually overkill, though.
<Pinkbeast>
My goal is not to maximise output
<packbart>
then use the small ISRU, it wastes half its input ;) what is the goal?
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<packbart>
ah, didn't click the link
<Pinkbeast>
To deal with the last problem posed in the thread linked above, ideally with a set of numbers that prevents over-unity operation.
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<funkenstein>
perhaps the different manufacturers of kerbal parts use different types of battery...or it depends f the number of snacks that fell into the product during manufacture