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<raptop>
!mission
<LunchBot>
Mission control has no idea what you're doing. <<ERROR: INSUFFICIENT BLOOD FOR OUTCOME. Please sacrifice one Kerbal to the sun, then ask again>>
<SporkWitch>
TIL kerbals make sacrifices to Moloch...
* raptop
attaches one (1) graysuit to a large pile of SRBs, and launches them straight up at dusk.
<raptop>
[Assuming sufficient Δv, this will have the desired outcome]
<funkenstein>
;mission
<LunchBot>
You attempt to plan your whole mission in advance, on paper. Bill gets hungry and eats the emergency slide rule.
<funkenstein>
I have tried to plan a mission on paper
<funkenstein>
I ended up using string, fishing line, and a cardboard box
<SporkWitch>
didn't everyone make a spaceship out of that as a kid? best was after we moved to a different state, so we had some of those huge cardboard boxes for dresses and suits with the metal bar to hang them from, so they don't get ruined. PERFECT fort / spaceship materials!
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<funkenstein>
ohhh lol I meant lining out my orbital trajectory and where I am going with it
<funkenstein>
I wanted a three dimensional graphish thing so I made one
<SporkWitch>
i knew what you meant, but it segued nicely into what kids of my generation would do IRL lol
<funkenstein>
lol I prefer blankets and chairs and boards for my forts
<SporkWitch>
you can't cut up blankets and such; large cardboard boxes allow a lot more freedom and creativity; no reason you can't incorporate chairs and blanks to (and i did lol)
<flayer>
i have next week off, it seems
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<XXCoder>
;mission
<LunchBot>
NEPTR enters the chat. You end up with an infinite number of kerbals asking you to review their versions of Shakespeare.
<XXCoder>
Hmm user specific I guess. awesome outcome
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<funkenstein>
SporkWitch I reviewed my memories and decided that rather than preferring to not use cardboard, i was told not to because my mom saves boxes to mail things in
<SporkWitch>
thus the advantage of the giant ones for things like refrigerators and dresses; you're not gonna need those until you move house again
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<funkenstein>
;mission
<LunchBot>
You slice up an ice cream cone with a knife to find your orbit. Circus clowns replace your monopropellant with a mixture of unicycles and fake noses.
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<XXCoder>
;mission
<LunchBot>
Cauliflower cheese.
<XXCoder>
2 words. shortest I ever got so far. either its mission or outcome
<XXCoder>
;mission caulflower
<LunchBot>
Bread and cheese.
<XXCoder>
hmm
<XXCoder>
;outcome
<LunchBot>
Cornish pasty.
<XXCoder>
;notacommand
<raptop>
...
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<raptop>
!nextlunch
<LunchBot>
Oatmeal, but pretty much glue, with an apple in it.
<raptop>
I have been informed that the bot includes a lunch mode
<XXCoder>
;nextlunch
<LunchBot>
Fried egg roll.
<XXCoder>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You play Space Station 13. Capital I's, dammit!
<XXCoder>
LOL that works together
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<SporkWitch>
dammit, now i want an egg roll...
<raptop>
:D
<Pinkbeast>
TIL Mechjeb doesn't consider your RCS might be wildly unbalanced so don't stick a Vernier on the underside of the ship without a corresponding one on the topside
<raptop>
Sounds dangerous
<Pinkbeast>
It indeed did not result in me going to space today