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<raptop>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You make a MK-I pizza. Your mission is foiled by nefarious porpoises.
<raptop>
I'm not sure putting my pizza in aluminum foil is very nefarious
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<XXCoder>
;mission
<LunchBot>
You explore the Moholes. You try to calm your passengers down by explaining that there's nothing to be nervous about, but are cut off by a distant explosion.
<XXCoder>
mission failure!
<raptop>
whelp
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<funkenstein>
;outcome add It is immeasurably thick! (about 6 centimeters)
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: It is immeasurably thick! (about 6 centimeters)
<funkenstein>
;mission add Your docking is hindered by the Space Pizza
<LunchBot>
Added mission: Your docking is hindered by the Space Pizza
<raptop>
blink
<funkenstein>
what
<funkenstein>
;mission
<LunchBot>
You try to jetpack from the surface of the Mun to orbit for the 13th time. Scott Manley steals all your boosters.
<raptop>
[redacted because I want to say silly things, but they would grossly violate the channel rules]
<XXCoder>
hey boosters got boosted!
<raptop>
hah!
<funkenstein>
I am a silly thing
<funkenstein>
sometimes a gross silly thing
<funkenstein>
also wow coder
<funkenstein>
;mission add Your boosters get boosted
<LunchBot>
Added mission: Your boosters get boosted
<LunchBot>
New text is: Your boosters get boosted.
<funkenstein>
thank you
<funkenstein>
;mission
<LunchBot>
You back up to an armed 'Klaw.' Your escapades catch the eye of Hollywood and they make a film, unfortunately it is directed by Uwe Boll.
<SporkWitch>
now that's just cruel... the only good movie he ever made was Postal, and that only because it's SUPPOSED to be absurd and terrible lol
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<UmbralRaptor>
!mission add Due to a clerical error, your boosters are fueled with mRNA.
<LunchBot>
Added mission: Due to a clerical error, your boosters are fueled with mRNA.
<XXCoder>
isnt that outcome and not a mission>
<Althego>
as i see it, a starting point of something. not exactly a mission, but something that could have intersting outcome
<XXCoder>
hmm ok
<UmbralRaptor>
What Althego typed
<funkenstein>
;mission
<LunchBot>
You discover the Kraken's evil plot to process Kerbals into a meat product called "Kerbal Pops" The Konstructor convinces you to make extensive use of Rockomax Mk 55 engines.
<funkenstein>
;outcome add Epsicles abound
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: Epsicles abound
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<funkenstein>
;mission
<LunchBot>
You invite Walt Kerman over to your house for dinner. You are sued by Apple.
<funkenstein>
the conversation must have been amazing
<funkenstein>
;mission
<LunchBot>
Kerbol is dimming, so you decide to drop a really big bomb into it. Your treatment of your kerbals results in automatic failure of the Voight-Kampff test.
<funkenstein>
;outcome add You bet your wet booty.
<darsie>
flayer: One year after the new, free demo comes out.
<XXCoder>
;mission
<LunchBot>
You flirt shamelessly with Jool during the capture burn. Having decided you're quite good at rocket science, you conclude that the next logical step is to start manufacturing electric cars as well.
<XXCoder>
fancy. flirt so well I turn into musk kerbal
<darsie>
Hmm, will the new, free demo be about KSP2?
<funkenstein>
;outcome add You Musk so well you lose your girlfriend.
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: You Musk so well you lose your girlfriend.
<funkenstein>
;mission add You flirt so well you start to Musk.'
<LunchBot>
Added mission: You flirt so well you start to Musk.'